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What would be a funny slogan to put on these t-shirts?

Asked by JessK (599points) August 11th, 2011

I’m in charge of making t-shirts for the girls in the woodwind section of our marching band. The back looks a little plain (on the front is the typical “____ university/woodwind girls/2011–2012” stuff) and I originally wanted to put something like “Let’s kick some brass” or “This right here is our pretty girl swag” but those have now been taken. Any ideas?

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Seelix's avatar

This one time at band camp…

Tropical_Willie's avatar

We are hiding in the Reeds….

ucme's avatar

Girls in a band give the best “blow jobs” (woodwind, blow, get it?) oh forget it then ;¬}

zenvelo's avatar

“We tickle your keys”

“Woodwind girls blow in harmony”

john65pennington's avatar

Her we blow

On the go…........

lemming's avatar

‘We play our way’...Haha, that’s so crap I just had to say it.

mazingerz88's avatar

Honk your horn for AWW!
( Awesome whistle wetters )

desiree333's avatar

Hahahah I think it’s funny how all the Jelly’s suggestions have turned sexual when the question just asked for funny ones!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I don’t make fun of how you “do it”.

rebbel's avatar

“The Woodwind Brass”
Is sponsored by www.earplugs.com

ucme's avatar

Sassy Lassies are Brassy! I’m such a frickin genius, it hurts XD

zenvelo's avatar

@desiree333 Okay, how about “Reed Players Know How to Break Wind”.

JessK's avatar

Yeah, sorry to disappoint you all, but it’s gotta be PG or lower.

Kardamom's avatar

The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Caution: We break wind!

snowberry's avatar

I love the concept, but I can’t think of what the last word might be.

Band Ninja

Ruthless.

Deadly.

?

mazingerz88's avatar

When you gotta blow, you gotta blow.

6rant6's avatar

The ladies who blow

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll keep your mouth off my ligature

We’re talking fingering

Double Tongue Technique – It’s not what you’re hoping

desiree333's avatar

@zenvelo Hahahah, that’s a very good one. I would be so embarrassed to wear a shirt with that logo though!

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