Why are so many people asking about centipedes in their vaginas?
I was googling “is it okay to use less water in the salt water flush?” and is it okay to have a centipede in my vagina? popped up under suggested searches. Curious, I clicked on it. It oubviously seems like some twisted joke between yahoo search or something. But why?
I just do not understand people sometimes..
P.S If anyone knows the answer to my original question about the salt water flush, feel free to answer ;)
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Only if it’s a human centipede.
The real question is, are there actually centipedes in your vagina? It’s far from unheard of..
Centipedes? Why everyone knows that’s the prime location for a butterfly ;¬}
It’s the centipedes made out of yarn that you have to really watch out for.
@desiree333 I think the amount of water is important as far as I recall to clean out your bowel. You can lessen the salt a bit, but not the water. I know you can mix the salt in a smaller glass, swallow it fast, then drink the rest of the water slowly.
Master cleanse has a site that offers useful info on the flush, including videos.
As for the centipedes in vaginas…I saw this question and thought word salad.
@SpatzieLover “I saw this question and thought word salad.”
—Well there goes my lunch plans. I think i’ll have a bacon double cheeseburger instead. D:
@SpatzieLover I tried the SWF once and almost threw up, but kept it down. It was so horrible, and I only put the salt in half the water and drank the other half plain. I felt sick all day and ended up having to have some vegetable soup to soothe my aching stomach.
Then I bought some empty gelatin capsules and filled them with the 2 tsp of sea salt. I tried it this morning, and it was a lot better, but the amount of water made me feel equally sick. I ended up running to throw up. I am so dissapointed, I’ve failed twice at this now.. The only way I can do it is to use less water, but I don’t know if it will be effective.
@sinscriven She didn’t mean worm salad, word salad is when you mix up a bunch of words to make something that seems to make sense. That sucks that you got a different and disgusting visual. :P
@desiree333 Honestly then, if it’s too much water and you really want to do this cleanse…lessen it. Your idea for the gelatin caps was a good one. The salt just needs to get to the bowels.
Do what you need to in order to stick with it.
@SpatzieLover I think I’ll try 3 cups of water instead, see what happens.
It’s a legitimate question. Having centipedes in your vagina is a serious issue. I’ve had this problem forever and it’s hard to live with. :(
@KatetheGreat Yeah. I got fucking colonies of millipedes up in that bitch.
Stop laughing.
But it originates from 4-Chan…go bloody figure. God I hate that place.
It’s okay! I’ll eat them!
That was fuckin nasty.
You’re too awesome. :)
Whaaatt? They are crunchy!
Yeah but they leave all that oil everywhere when you bite into em.
It’s a great moisturizer.
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