Social Question

desiree333's avatar

Why are so many people asking about centipedes in their vaginas?

Asked by desiree333 (3241points) August 11th, 2011

I was googling “is it okay to use less water in the salt water flush?” and is it okay to have a centipede in my vagina? popped up under suggested searches. Curious, I clicked on it. It oubviously seems like some twisted joke between yahoo search or something. But why?
I just do not understand people sometimes..

P.S If anyone knows the answer to my original question about the salt water flush, feel free to answer ;)

Observing members: 0 Composing members: 0

19 Answers

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Only if it’s a human centipede.

TexasDude's avatar

It’s a meme that originated on 4chan.

Centipedes? In my vagina? It’s more likely than you think.

Mamradpivo's avatar

The real question is, are there actually centipedes in your vagina? It’s far from unheard of..

ucme's avatar

Centipedes? Why everyone knows that’s the prime location for a butterfly ;¬}

Cruiser's avatar

It’s the centipedes made out of yarn that you have to really watch out for.

desiree333's avatar

@Mamradpivo I think this shit is real

SpatzieLover's avatar

@desiree333 I think the amount of water is important as far as I recall to clean out your bowel. You can lessen the salt a bit, but not the water. I know you can mix the salt in a smaller glass, swallow it fast, then drink the rest of the water slowly.

Master cleanse has a site that offers useful info on the flush, including videos.

As for the centipedes in vaginas…I saw this question and thought word salad.

sinscriven's avatar

@SpatzieLover “I saw this question and thought word salad.”

—Well there goes my lunch plans. I think i’ll have a bacon double cheeseburger instead. D:

desiree333's avatar

@SpatzieLover I tried the SWF once and almost threw up, but kept it down. It was so horrible, and I only put the salt in half the water and drank the other half plain. I felt sick all day and ended up having to have some vegetable soup to soothe my aching stomach.

Then I bought some empty gelatin capsules and filled them with the 2 tsp of sea salt. I tried it this morning, and it was a lot better, but the amount of water made me feel equally sick. I ended up running to throw up. I am so dissapointed, I’ve failed twice at this now.. The only way I can do it is to use less water, but I don’t know if it will be effective.

desiree333's avatar

@sinscriven She didn’t mean worm salad, word salad is when you mix up a bunch of words to make something that seems to make sense. That sucks that you got a different and disgusting visual. :P

SpatzieLover's avatar

@desiree333 Honestly then, if it’s too much water and you really want to do this cleanse…lessen it. Your idea for the gelatin caps was a good one. The salt just needs to get to the bowels.

Do what you need to in order to stick with it.

desiree333's avatar

@SpatzieLover I think I’ll try 3 cups of water instead, see what happens.

KateTheGreat's avatar

It’s a legitimate question. Having centipedes in your vagina is a serious issue. I’ve had this problem forever and it’s hard to live with. :(

Berserker's avatar

@KatetheGreat Yeah. I got fucking colonies of millipedes up in that bitch.

Stop laughing.

But it originates from 4-Chan…go bloody figure. God I hate that place.

KateTheGreat's avatar

It’s okay! I’ll eat them!

Berserker's avatar

That was fuckin nasty.

You’re too awesome. :)

KateTheGreat's avatar

Whaaatt? They are crunchy!

Berserker's avatar

Yeah but they leave all that oil everywhere when you bite into em.

KateTheGreat's avatar

It’s a great moisturizer.

Answer this question

Login

or

Join

to answer.
Your answer will be saved while you login or join.

Have a question? Ask Fluther!

What do you know more about?
or
Knowledge Networking @ Fluther