Men: Did you ever card a potential sex partner?

I’ll laughing about this all day!
No,I have never been carded.My previous partners knew my age and my name as well!...strange as that sounds .XD

The idea of engaging in sexual activity with someone that I didn’t know well enough to already know their true age is just…yuck.

I am not an animal, thank you.

No, because I go for older women, anyway. I may have to start asking some of these M.I.L.F.S. for their IDs though.

@Blackberry Ask to see their AARP card!

@lucillelucillelucille And your name! I’m laughing my butt off! Thanks for that.

I have always been up straight and honest with those I have been with and have gotten to know them and not just a one night stand before being with them sexually so carding was not necessary plus they usually used a credit card when paying for dinner lol.

I just read the other thread, and this is completely off topic based on that, but I thought it was still a funny story, and this question made me think of it.

A friend of mine was traveling through Thailand and staying at a hostel. He went out to a bar where he met a girl, and brought her back to the hostel. The front desk at the hostel, which had never asked him for ID before, asked to see it for both of them. My friend is annoyed and gets belligerent, because they’ve never asked for ID before, and the girl claims not to have any.

After much negotiation, the guy at the desk pulls him aside, and says, “Buddy. We don’t need to see her ID. We just wanted you to see it. That’s not a girl.”

He invited her up to his room anyway.

Only for the purpose of stealing her identity and taking out multiple credit cards in her name.

No, I base it on other things, such as having a tattoo meaning she is at least 18. Or I trick them in to telling me how old they are.

e.g. “Yea… (lastest disaster in the news) certainly is a bad situation. At least there are a some good people who will do charity work to help. blah blah blah… Princess Dianna used to do a lot of charity work, blah blah blah… Do you remember the Dianna & Charles wedding on tv?”

@nikipedia Lol. Maybe that’s what he was looking for the whole time.

I once tried to pay a stripper by sliding my credit card in between her butt cheaks, does that count? jk.

@poisonedantidote Lol @ “Cheaks”. I never thought to spell it that way.

@Blackberry what is the proper way? “cheeks”?

@poisonedantidote I don’t know if there’s a right or wrong way, but typically it’s cheeks.

When I was young yes.

She dug out her Antique Aunt card, I swear she didn’t look a day over 60 :¬(

Next guy that cards me better give me senior discount. ;-P

“I’m sorry ma’am, but you must be at least 18 to be covered in my man juice”

I have asked their age..but never demanded a card.

@poisonedantidote Fyi my neice who is only 16 has a tattoo that was giving to her illegally because she looks older than she is. So beware tattoos are not the best way of looking at things, my sister could make a case and sue the people who did it to her but she is not the suing type.

@poisonedantidote I was going to say the same thing that @creative1 said. Only my niece got her tatoo at 14 with her mothers blessing. Not all tatoo places follow the letter of the law.

I typically just run around yelling, “I’M 21!” a lot.

@redfeather : Gee, I yell that, too, but people just laugh.

I don’t have sex with someone until I know a lot more than just their age.

@JilltheTooth yeah, I don’t know why is hasn’t scored me any sexy mens yet…

me either!

I don’t have sex with women unless I’m emotionally involved with them, and that kind of necessitates knowing their age.

I do however, ask for someone’s age when meeting them, sometimes. I was once on a dating site and a girl messaged me. She seemed incredibly interesting and we had set up a date. At the last minute, she messaged me and asked if I minded if she was 14 years old. I was 20. I blocked her and reported her profile without responding to her.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Dude…..Me too! You won’t see me gettin’ Chris Hansened…..No sirry bob.

@Blackberry I know, that shit is not cool. I got a message from some guy on there asking if a 14 year old girl had messaged me. I told him yes and he told me she messaged him and got extremely upset when he said no. Might have been a troll….

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Dude, you were so close to meeting Chris Hansen…

@FutureMemory I know, that was the thought that was running through my head when she told me her age. I was like nope.jpg

@FutureMemory Damn that was scary.

@Blackberry Why don’t you have a seat?

@FutureMemory Who are you? Her father? I was just comin ta hang out, sir.

@Blackberry just coming to hang out, eh? What’s with the wine coolers?

OMG you guys have seen that show too many times! I’m laughing my butt off. Okay, so maybe I have too.

“I have the transcript here…”

“I’m kind of big, have you ever had a big _____ in your mouth?”

Is this an appropriate conversation to have with a 13 year old? How old are you by the way?

“Uhh….47”.

The show is hilarious. It blows me away how stupid some men are.

@FutureMemory additionally, have you ever noticed how stupid men sound when they are trying to talk dirty?

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Totally. Men can be so pathetic at times.

YES THEY CAN.