Want to play the Fluther game?

she was biased about giving her lurve away…

to just any over ripe Plucot…

Her heart was fluthering because she had a general social anxiety disorder and was afraid to meta guy.

LOL!!! That was good @janbb! Boy! You guys are just on a roll today!

And worried that the groom would want to engage in meta pillow talk on the first night together…

She couldn’t run fast enough to give him a hug because her pockets were full of coins.

She really wasn’t a hooker, but pressured by some people who said she must be one because of the way she dressed, she fessed up, unjustly so.

All the while she was considering how often her 9 year old should take showers…

You guys…I didn’t think of this when I posted the question, but maybe we could post a link to the question you’re referring to?

that involved the US Federal Government

She didn’t want to be a hooker anymore, she wanted to live in a mansion with a 20k monthly allowance.

She wondered if forced to do cannibalism , then is it really the fat in the food that is making us fat?

Or is it very sweet smelling children? http://www.fluther.com/127732/what-might-cause-a-young-child-to-smell-distinctly-sweet/

It could simply be the existance of cream cheese icing on chocolate cake that is making us to fat to fit in our wedding dresses! (Yeah, OK, Q asked in 2009. So I’m reachin’ for it!)

Then again, it could be that maybe the plastic surgeon didn’t remove the fat from her big ass but got confused and was injecting fat.

Speaking of injecting fat, that’s what you get every time you eat at McDonald’s. http://www.fluther.com/22482/mcdonalds-so-good-and-so-bad/ So stop eating there already, and you won’t need a plastic surgeon to remove your fat.

All this wondering about food, fat and sweet smelling children gave her sleeping quirks that kept her awake at night, so she got out of bed, put on her sexy mini skirt and went to her piano to play some classical music.

She played so beautifully (she was a concert pianist) that she entered a state of nirvana. http://www.fluther.com/28207/nirvana-or-foo-fighters/ She played on and on.

“Stop! Or I’ll call @john65pennington!” yelled her neighbors, pounding on the walls.

Because the neighbor was busy trying to keep a joyful feeling going with the man next door.

Who was deadly worried because the under-aged lass next door was coming on to him hard.
http://www.fluther.com/127652/nsfw-if-an-underage-girl-seduces-man-is-it-still-the/#quip2143920

It wasn’t hard enough, and she left. http://www.fluther.com/118226/should-i-stay-or-should-i-go/