If you could be invisible for one day, what would you do?

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Steal money and feel up girls… This plan has been on paper since I was 12 years old.

Well, I’d start out by not getting dressed, I guess. Who would give away that gift in such a way?

PS: Guys my age are already invisible, provided we do wear clothing. Paradoxical, no?

@poisonedantidote you stole my paper

I would scare the hell out of my sister.;)

I’d like to say wander out without clothes, but with my luck it would change while I was in the middle of the busiest street in town.

Sneak into the white house…..to peek into the women’s bathroom….lol.

I’d wait for the effect to wear out.

I’m not telling but you’ll find out – tee, hee…

I’d feel duty bound to stand directly behind Hillary Clinton/Sarah Palin right before they delivered a speech. Then, with the world’s media upon them, i’d take both breasts in my hands & squeeze ever so gently. The resulting parp/honk sound, coupled with the look on their faces would be well worth the effort. Honk for Hillary, parp for Palin….nice tagline.

@CWOTUS I would be worried that the effect would vanish and I would be butt naked in the middle of the mall, or something similar.

Rub Jalapeno juice all over my old neighbors toilet seats would be my first stop.

I noticed everyone said either get back at someone or concern with it changing while they were out and about. But just think for a bit about the good things you could do. Help out some people, rescue others in distress, etc etc.

@Adirondackwannabe But, but….I wouldn’t be in “dis dress”, I’d be nekkid!

@janbb There’s always at least one smartass. :)

I’d walk into the Oval Office and spy on our government in action. Then maybe I would go to John Boehner’s office and see if I could catch him in something nefarious.

Cut many nasty farts next to a couple on a first date. Actually freak the hell out of those Ghosthunter people. Depants someone giving a speech. Also grab lots of cash. Make scary noises.

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Mah seriously, I’d be temped to steal money but it wouldnt go well. Maybe make invisible guy pr0n

not two guys, but me an a female lol

Swiping dinero sounds tempting…
And all the other perverts got the peeping/fapping/feeling up/screwing so…
I’d sneak into some dictators office, say Hugo Chavez, pretend to be Satan in front of their staff (via floating cigar), and be like, “Due’s up motherfucker, your soul is mine!”

Not shave
Sneak up behind @lucillelucillelucille and whisper “This is God. You should make a ham sandwich for @Josie”
Ride a motorcycle around town and watch what people do.

I’d go to a fancy food store and sample foods I couldn’t afford to buy. . . chocolates, pastries, party foods. Do I get to have pockets? I couldn’t eat all that on the spot.

Spy

@josie—LOL! :)

I would sneak into the homes of various jellies, wait for each one to leave their comp unattended for a few minutes then write a bunch of really crazy shit that they would normally never say. I guess this would only be funny if I could travel around the world in one night like Santa Claus.

Stuff I wouldn’t admit to on an internet forum. It would involve a lot of property damage.

I would sneak up behind people and blow on the back of their necks. And if I saw someone struggling to carry something, I would help them.

@tedibear “And if I saw someone struggling to carry something, I would help them.”

That’s just inspired me, thanks! I’m adding to my previous post helping broads lug around her double d’s or bigger. :D

Go to the mall and steal all the nice clothes I can’t buy at the moment because I have no money. Also feel up some dudes ;)

@nailpolishfanatic Watch out for me, I tend to react violently went there’s surprise feeling up involved. :P

@nailpolishfanatic Yay for equal opportunity sexual harassment :)

@King_Pariah Oh trust me I got some moves. I did martial arts :)

@FutureMemory Hahaha :P

I would call all my relatives and tell them i was invisible.

I would say steal a buncha money, but people are bound to raise some eyebrows when they see money floating down the street. I know that if I saw that, I’d run after it, that’s for sure.

I’d sneak my way onto a porno set and make the women think they were crazy. ;-)

@wundayatta LMAO XD

Play nasty tricks on my enemies.