NSFW MEN ONLY: What sounds do you make in bed?

Apparently, the men on fluther make no sounds in bed.~

As long as they don’t sound like Beavis’ laugh.

I flagged your ass – it says MEN ONLY!

I have a detachable penis on. Can I stay?

^What she said.

Can I have it to play with?

Why are we whispering? This is my fucking thread and I’ll do what I want…

Because it’s for MEN and I’m not. So I’m on the sidelines whispering as if at a golf tournament.

I want them to sound like this (at 6:00).

Hey Jude, just thought I’d say that.

Hey Jude… la la la la

You know there’s a way to link to the exact spot on the clip, eh? It’s a really cool trick.

Snort, fart, grunt and an occasional sigh!.

@AmWiser Thexy.

Zen, What can I say, love is comfortable. LOL!

RUBARUBARUBARUBARUBARUBARUBA Skip to about 0:48.

I’ve been told that I have a window-rattling snore. By people two rooms over.

I have gotten a couple gals get me to moan… but I guess I’ll always growl and and I’ve been known to roll my “r’s” while kissing… not necessarily just their in their mouth either

“Oh man…oh shit…FUUUCCCKKK….”

<growls deeply>

Sounds that are similar to a grunting bull.

Kind of like a hippopotamus gently rocking back n’ forth in a tub of cool pudding (tapioca maybe) – on a warm, breezy day.

;¬} go to 2:25 if you wish.

I occasionally make a grunting noise, and I throw out a few “oh my god”, and a compliment, but I’m usually more quiet.

Since I am sure you aren’t asking about the sounds I make any time other than this, during sex…. it really depends on how much I am taking into consideration who might hear what is happening. Could be from next to nothing to loud moaning.