[NSFW -- Warning! TOQ!] The answer is one word: "S*x." What is the question?

During their twelve second attention span, what are goldfish thinking of?

When entering the Oval Office the first time, what did George W. Bush thought the Hotline was for?

What can you never get enough of?

Now that you’ve won the gold medal in gymnastics, please tell us….How did you practice for this amazing event?

What is Alex Trebeck’s middle name?

Hot Waitress: “Welcome to Chili’s! What can I get for you?”

A nun, a donkey & a shit load of KY, put em together & what have you got?
Bippity Boppity…Boo!!

Survey
What is your favorite thing to do on the beach?

Name one thing you don’t want to do with Cruiser?

It’s what Bill Clinton sees between 5 and 7.

What is the one thing we’ll never do together?

What is @wundayatta always asking about?

What is not safe to do at work?

Where do babies come from?

What is one thing that the male population and I will never partake in (together)?

What’s the thing that makes people crazy when they don’t get it?

What is the worlds greatest exercise?

What is it that Wundy is always wanting to have with others?

What is the sideways polka?

Why is Wundy’s mind often in the gutter?

Your wife, coming from out the shower, discovers the kitchen is in flames.
She comes running, nekkid, to the living room, screaming “Fire, fire!!”
The first thought that comes to mind is?

@rebbel Haha, so true.

You answer your door and it’s Rosie O’Donnell. The first thought that comes to mind is?

What do way too many folks use as either a substitute for real feelings or an erroneous means of social acceptance?

@Blondesjon There; I just let you out! Mwah!

@janbb . . . there are assholes, my fluther baleboste, and then there’s me.

@Blondesjon So true on so many levels. That’s why I love you.

What is one step down from chocolate, in the order of things that excite me?

What gives us the most pleasure?

How is babby formed?

What is the one thing that most us us will never do?

How the hell did I end up in this mess?

What do I have with my cup of coffee in the morning?

What have I told you not to have with roadkill?

What are bodies in the morgue for?

What makes you’re qualified for the job?

How can I get an A in this class?

What was missing that made the Nun so grouchy?

Just what do you think you are doing to my car’s exhaust pipe?

When I was 17, what did my asshole boss ask me to do that allowed me to have him fired?

@WillWorkForChocolate in his defense, your tomtoms are showing.

LOL! Well…. they weren’t showing at work. We wore discreet Polo shirts with plain, black pants at that job. He was just a lonely, dirty old geezer.

If a language had just ten words, could it define morality in such a way that we could live by those words alone, and if not, how many words make a moral system infallible?

What was the context of your last thought involving @ANef_is_Enuf?

What? I’m not entitled to the occasional shameless plug? :P

@ANef_is_Enuf You are entitled. I’m sure many jellies would sex that face up…. :D

Just what do you think you are doing to that apple pie?

When asked by my father what musical instrument I would like to get for my birthday, a guitar, a piano or a sax, I answered:

How did you get that nasty disease?

How did you break your arm?

What put’s you to sleep at night?
What wake’s you up in the morning?
What’s for lunch?
What’s for dinner?

@AmWiser You forgot breakfast, brunch, and midnight snack.

Gee @erichw1504 who’s trying to have s..x 24/7? Not me:DDD

How is babby formed?

What is the one thing that doesn’t occur at a fluther’s house?

@reijinni a’hem

What’s another word for gender?

Why did Bill Clinton run for President? (And before you get shitty, I voted for him once)

What does the Cuban Slide and the Horizontal Mambo refer to?

What do Middle Aged married guys get on their Birthdays and Anniversary if they are lucky?

What do you watch R-rated movies for?

What are the “perks” to being a guard in a prison Paris Hilton is in?

@majorrich The answer to the that question is a half arsed blow job and the promise of some anal.

@Lightlyseared LMAO and it never comes to pass..

@majorrich I beg to differ! My hunnybunny always gets birthday nookie, Christmas nookie, anniversary nookie, Valentine’s nookie, and a few other holiday nookies!!!

@WillWorkForChocolate I hope there’s in between holiday nookie, too!

@WillWorkForChocolate C’mon you have to have a Very Merry Unbirthday nookies as well.

@thebothofya Well… DUH, big red truck! :P