Guiness Award: What award would you like to attain?

Keepy uppy with a football, that’s soccer to the yanks.
I can do a few thousand, but the guy who holds the record can go on forever.

Fastest time in the seatless unicyle motocross race! Or maybe not! XD

I wanna beat this guys record.

The longest undefeated streak in thumb wrestling!

I want to catch the largest jelly.

Biggest Distance In Projectile Vomitting.
Largest Sweater Knitted With One Needle.
Playing 4:33 by John Cale On Self Built 30 String Guitar.

@Blackberry NSFW : I much prefer this record myself ;¬}

Ooops :( Sorry about that. My link is NSFW.

Being awarded the maker of the “Best Dish that Managed to Please Everyone, Including Meat Eaters, Vegetarians, Folks with Allergies, the Lactose Intolerant, People that Can’t Eat Spicy Food, People that Love Spicy Food and the Most Picky, Foodophobic Folks in the US of A”

I’d be pretty pleased with myself if I could even think of a recipe that fits that bill!

@Kardamom Pour them all a glass of rum and call it a dish.

I occasionally think it might be fun to hold the record for bitchslapping the most people in one minute. Set up a line of 100 people, take away my xanax and rum, and let me go. =0)

But right now, I’m calm… perfectly calm… <pulls a ballcap over my horns>

@WillWorkForChocolate LOL, now that’s a dish that never even occured to me! : )

After you slap ‘em, I’ll feed ‘em.

@Kardamom Save some of that rum for me, though…

I saw in one of those books once, this girl who kicked up in the air 800 hundred times in a row. I have absolutely no idea why, but I thought that was the most epic thing ever. I want to hold that award.