Do you have any favorite stories from school?

Yes I do, but the dog ate it…..sorry! ;¬}

In seventh grade we had a language arts teacher that was very easy to sidetrack into a personal story. One day we had a worksheet that gave you a situation and asked what would you do in this situation, and one of the situations was that you just found out one of your favorite teachers was transgendered. Someone asked what transgendered is being a seventh grader in the advanced classes, you think they would know that, but they didn’t. and that got us started on a conversation about girls with mustaches and deep voices and guys with long hair and high voices. She told us stories about her encounters with people with those characteristics until class ended. I guess you just had to be there for it to be funny.

My buddy and I were busted smoking weed at the playground next to our high school (there were no kids there). The cops turned us over to school security and they split us up to get the story from us. Of course we lied about it. And these officers were getting so frustrated trying to get a confession out of us. At one point the guy just broke down and was all like “Dude…..just stop playin with me man, we already know..” He looked so stressed out, and I felt bad so I caved. Got suspended for a few days.

I remember when I was in the 4th year and it was when the Upper 6th were all finishing school for good some of the lads propped the headmasters back wheel axle up on bricks so his back wheels were only just off the floor. It took him ages to figure out why his car wouldn’t move at the end of the day.

One time, I had gotten weekend detention for skipping school to go shopping with my friends, I thought it was going to be so lame.

I was stuck in the library for house with an athlete, a basket case, a criminal and a geek… oh wait, that wasn’t me. Never mind…

I had a pizza delivered to class once but Mr. Hand, my history teacher who was a dick, let all the other students eat it instead.

I started a flash mob and everyone in my grade froze still for 5 minutes and everyone was so confused.

That headmaster was a Dr so you would think he was quite clever but it turned out his phd was in ‘American Literature’ haha what a joke, no wonder he didn’t get his car moving for hours

During my graduation ceremony (which is still technically school), after everyone walked and did their tassel thing, they dropped hundreds of balloons down onto us from above. Cute idea? It might have been until all of us started popping balloons. They waved us down, told us to calm and quiet down for the Benediction.

I rolled my eyes, looked down and saw a nice fat balloon next to my heels. I looked up and while sweetly watching the priest, I popped that balloon out of existence. The priest was so into his prayer that he jumped and glared at us all before continuing. The admin scanned us—behind me was the class clown with the biggest grin on his face- he was laughing at me, the “goody two shoes” doing something like that. For the rest of the ceremony, they glared at him. Oopsie!