Eating macaroni and cheese and Jello in cafeterias
Roller skating with those skates that had the pretty white lace up boots and metal wheels that got caught in the cracks of the sidewalk (ouch!)
Patent leather shoes
Really pointy Keds tennis shoes.
The Whinnie the Pooh clothes collection at Sears
The hot nuts display counters at the snack bar at Sears
Those funny metal foot measuring devices in shoe stores
The clerk at Der Weinershnitzel giving us a free plain weiner whenever we came through the drive through with our dog and getting a paper hat
Going to a real Halloween carnival at school (not a fall festival or some other euphemistic name) complete with a costume parade, a cake walk, a bake sale and games where you could win rubber monsters that stuck onto your forehead with a suction cup or went on your fingers (for boys) and translucent plastic bracelets (for girls).
Peeling the orange cellophane off the top of the glass milk bottle, then popping out the cardboard tab-style lid and pouring whole milk into a real glass (not a sippy cup) or an anodized aluminumm cup
Eating Malt-o Meal or Cream of Wheat for breakfast
Falling asleep in the back of the Corvair station wagon at the drive in movies after watching Darby O’Gill or The Jungle Book and eating Starbursts and Sugar Babies
Mom’s collapsible plastic cup that she kept in the glove compartment
Seeing red Betadyne stained knees on kids who had a cut
Riding our Schwinn bikes in the canyon without a helmet, no cell phones and staying down there until dusk and having no worries about child abductions, head injuries or unforseen emergencies
Going tent camping in the mountains and eating bacon, pancakes and hot chocolate for breakfast, then going swimming on a blowup raft in the lake whilst bobbing for crabapples that fell into the lake from the surrounding orchard
Going ice-skating on an outdoor rink, wearing real lace up boot style ice-skates, not these new ones that look like roller-blades and don’t make you look pretty
Talking for hours on your pink princess rotary dial phone
Going over to my best friend’s house and making pizza from a Appian Way boxed kit and busting out her Dad’s Playboy magazines while her parents were at work (she was one of the only latchkey kids that I knew) and then we would watch Popeye on TV
Having slumber parties with my friends and watching the trifecta of The Brady Bunch, The Nanny and the Professor and then The Partridge Family
When I was older, it was Don Kirschner’s Rock Concert and Saturday Night Live with Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner and Jane Curtain
Going to Shakey’s Pizza Parlor on my birthday and getting to put money in the player piano and listen to a guy play live Dixieland style banjo music. The doors on the restaurant had nifty bottle glass windows