If you could dis-invent one thing, what would it be?

Cigarettes.

Cellophane.

Guns.

Television.

X-FACTOR!

Atomic Fireballs. They are addictive.

Onions
Twizzle sticks
Extending dog leashes

gunpowder

Monocrop agriculture.

Soft drinks.

This

Nail polish.

@Keep_on_running What a fantastic bit of kit!

The 40+ hour work week. I don’t believe anyone should work more than a 6 hour day.
Our work ethic obsession is waaay overdone.

@thebluewaffle xD

Perfume

some people just don’t know when enough is enough

Atomic bomb

@Coloma All my research points the fact that we’re adapted to work about 2 hours a day, 4 if you count household chores like cleaning, clothes repair, etc. :)

Guns

I would disinvent cigarettes. And I’m a smoker.

Telephone poles, or any of those objects that carry cables above ground.

Another vote for cigarettes.

@incendiary_dan

I agree…zen out!

Dipshits.

The predatory lust that results in mentally weak bastards taking advantage of a child.

Nukes.

The Shake Weight.

@erichw1504 Lol, beat you to it ;) seems there is a lot of hatred out there for the shake weight, kinda feel sorry for it now.

The Snuggie.

^^ lmao

Cigarettes.

Religion

Clowns. They’re meant to be funny and cute, but they scare the he*l out of little kids, and adults still have nightmares about them.

Cell phones.

Sweet dreams.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! They all float down here!

And when you’re down here Georgie…. YOU’ll FLOAT TOOOOOOOOOO

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard That movie made me afraid to walk near gutter drains!

Cluster bombs, nuclear weapons and the internal combustion engine.

Twitter ( I mean what the f*%#k? More useless chatter? )

Capitalism.

@FutureMemory Communist! lol

Auto-tune and other “instruments” which gave us shitty music

Any and all abortion apparatus, regardless of method.

@Hypocrisy_Central but I like wire hangers….

@Hypocrisy_Central So ladders and carrots are out, too?

@Christian95 Imogen Heap would like a word with you…

@King_Pariah Wood was always better, second to that, plastic. I can live without wire hangers, but I was speaking of apparatuses that were actually created and manufactured for the disgusting deed, not improvised. Surely anyone wanting to take the easy way out will figure out a way to do it.

hypocrisy

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard don’t you find her non-auto-tune songs better?

Cigarettes are well represented so fast food.

Phone answering menus.
“For English, Press 1”

I wish there was a hot key to just talk to a real person.

@Christian95 Hide and Seek will always be my favorite tune of hers because of a personal meaning it has for me. The thing about it is, though, that she used auto-tune for artistic effect, not to disguise bad singing like many other artists did. That song would not be the same without it. That’s why I don’t think that auto-tune is universally bad.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I love Imogen, but Laurie Anderson did it first :-)

Credit Cards

Meth and stupid people

@Blueroses holy shit, that’s awesome.

the Holy Bible

I second disinventing cigarettes and guns and add tattoos. Mostly because I’m just being ornery.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard and @Kardamom

Yall know that Pennywise is just a child, right? There’s more like it out there, and even more powerful, or so is said in the book. (It actually has parents)

@Symbeline I’m pretty well acquainted with King’s mythos… his macroverse. I’ve spent many hours reading about it on teh wiki. ;D

Yeah, but ever read any of his books? XD

@Symbeline I’ve read IT

Yeah man, just messing around. :) We talked about the novel before, as I recall. :)

Oh yeah, that’s right!

Well at least I think we did? Eh wtv. That turtle. Awesome, right? :)

Yeah, how the Turtle is a neutral/good entity that creates worlds and IT is a chaotic/evil entity and both of them were created by a larger, more powerful force that is basically God? Yep.

I thought that he seemed stereotypically good, just really old and tired by then. When he’s all like, yeah, I can’t really help you guys lol.

@Sunny2 Nooooooo!!!!!! I agree to get rid of cigarettes and guns, but please don’t get rid of my tattoos!!! =0)

I would disinvent slash and burning of rain forests, subprime loans, corporates like Enron, Bears Stern etc. and most of all I would disinvent eugenics.

I think I might add gas powered leaf blowers to my list.

And low rise jeans (they even make skinny anorexic supermodels look chubby)

And Happy Meals

@WillWorkForChocolate Okay. But if I disinvent them, you’ll be the only one with tattoos. You could make a fortunes. I guess that would be good. But you’d have to explain the pictures that appear on your body.

@Kardamom Or MacDick’s as a whole. What a festering wound pon’ our already festering society. :D

Mom jeans.

^^ lol