If ____ is ____, does that make ____ ____? (fill in the blank)

if talk is cheap, does that make rumor a factory rebate?

If this question is answered, does that make fluther awesome?

@digitalimpression Yes.

If I listen to books on tape, does that make me a tapeworm?

I kind of stole that one from David Sedaris but it’s the only answer I have.

If action speaks louder than words, does that make ’‘the pen is mightier than the sword’’ bullshit?

black is black
you want your baby back

If bagel is Dr. Strangelove, does that make sweet cameras?

If balls [are] touching does that make me gay?