In a fictional world where there are no cars and planes but humans can ride any animal, which ones would you choose?
In this world, even small animals come in big enough sizes for humans to ride in and no animal is beyond taming or training. So which animals would you pick and you can choose as many as you want. Thanks!
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I think a llama or a lion
ooooh how about Aslan from Narnia!!
A mother fucking Jaguar!!!! Will double as a guard dog/animal.
A Giraffe would also be nice. So high up.
Thor: I need a horse!
Clerk: We don’t have horses. We just have dogs, cats, birds…
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
I want an armored talking polar bear, like in His Dark Materials. That would be so badass.
Wildebeest.I like the challenge of trying to find my vehicle in a parking lot .
A Mastodon!
Hi Ho Shaggy, awaaaay!
I’m torn between an Ostrich and an Eagle.
A giraffe. When I go help a friend to paint his two story house.
Porcupine, I like to live dangerously.
@ucme That animal will also come in handy if you have an itchy butt. : )
I’d want a dragon. You said fictional world. It would be so cool to fly around and occassionally flame someone’s ass.
Giant pastel colored bunny rabbits.
@redfeather and @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard should know why.
@mazingerz88 I never allow a prick near my arse, so that’s not going to happen.
MICE SKATES!
wait a second, think about it, ok, there you go. now you got it. fucking awesome, right?
@Blondesjon That’ll be mice skittering skates. Otherwise, the mice would have to wear tiny skates themselves?
I would go with the good old fashioned horse. Western saddle.
I want the eagle in The Rescuers Down Under or the Luck Dragon in The Neverending Story.
Although, I also love riding horses as boring as that is.
An elephant. Because nobody with a brain would try to go in a rush in front of me.
And if it was on the sea I’d take an dolphin because they are fast and smart enough to see dangers around.
I’d prestige enough to ride a Buffalo . . . extra points for anyone who knows my meaning.
A fuck billed twattypuss, just because.
I think people who want to ride Mastadons or Dinosaurs are trying to compensate for something.
I would probably pick a camel. Good milege, fast, and seats 2.
I want one of those critters like they ride in Avatar!!!
Monica Bellucci. Okay seriously, a tiger, wolf, or wolverine… Though I think a sloth would be interesting… Eh, when in doubt go with the smilodon.
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