( NSFW ) Strange question #1 : Is there anything out there you would like to poke your finger into?

Erm… perhaps this should be marked as NSFW… ;)

A big shiny bowling ball.

a person!

Barbara’s bush! Would make an adorable finger puppet…...or maybe not.

A brick wall.

Jello!

A nice pussy.

The fluffier the cat, the better!

George Bush’s ringpiece….i’ll give ya shock & awe, monkey boy!

David Cameron’s eye…..

Alien blood! :O

My brain.

Not anymore.

My finger is like Johnny Cash. It’s been everywhere man.

Note to self. Be careful when shaking hands with @Blondesjon… ;)

Bend over and I’ll show ya.

I’ve wanted to use that line from “Christmas Vacation” for so long…but it never came up until now. Thank you for granting me this opportunity.

BUT SERIOUSLY…my friend had this old sponge that when you poked your finger in it, it would just disintegrate and it was a very strange, but awesome feeling, and I’d love to do that again. :)

@DominicX Aha ha ha ha! Laughs the old sponge.

I’m fine with just poking pillows everywhere I go.

The butts of various women on Fluther O.O

No but I suddenly have a craving for a ding dong with creamy white filling. (Alright people get your mind out of the gutter. I mean the cupcake kind.). LOL

@Blackberry I’m glad you wasn’t behind me in this question. :p

A German Chocolate Cherry Cake….yum!

A giant vagina that washed up on to the beach after the hurricane. Well, I don’t want to do it, but somebody else did!

Butter.

@Dutchess_III I had to read that twice to make sure I really read that.

Uranus, can’t though coz it’s too far away & stuff.

Bread dough that has risen enough. And then knead it.

@Hibernate and @Sunny2 Ahhh, that’s more like it. Lol.

@Blackberry Well, at least you’re honest.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Hope I didn’t offend anyone :/

@mazingerz88 thank you.

A tub of chocolate pudding. It’s funner to eat it that way than with a spoon.

I stick my finger into peoples ears all the time…

Jello.

An electrical socket.