What's the most disgusting thing you've put in your mouth?

Various medicines; nothing exciting.

Splooge.

I’m going to say cigarettes, packed those cancer sticks in nine years ago. Well rid, fuck do they stink!!

Oysters

This is one I’ve never been able to figure out. A few years ago I made enchiladas. Made them in one pan, with one package of hamburger. Added the sauce, the cheese, and baked them for a minute. I munched down two, but my girl only took two bites. I asked why and she said she didn’t like it. So I tried a taste of her enchilada. OMG it was the most hideous foul thing I have ever tasted.Think roadkill, a week later in the summer. I have no idea how she even took two bites. Needless to say she hasn’t tried them again.

Sushi.

Chicken feet. I know they are a Chinese delicacy and I was doing my best. I even removed the bones from my mouth with my chopsticks, but I found them tasteless and unappetizing, to say the least. I couldn’t get away from imagining the feet in the barnyard mess.

The worst thing I have ever tasted was barbeque eel. It looked like a snail…yuck!

Anchovies. Yuck. Tasted like salty slime.

I mentioned this before: I grabbed a yogurt out of the fridge one morning as a lad. I opened it slightly and squeezed some into my mouth… It was furry.

Another time when I was in highschool, I was fooling around with this sexy girl after hours at the ballpark. I went down and… it was furry.

Battery acid.

@rOs It generally is furry.

Sour milk.

@rOs What exactly do you mean by furry?

Rotten, partially decomposing shark.

@Adirondackwannabe The yogurt was growing mold.

Cole slaw. WTF. It sounds so good, but once it hit my lips I nearly threw up all over the restaurant table. Guh.

@chyna I don’t think he meant hairy.

@erichw1504 I picked up on that eww.

Onions.

I’d have to say sour milk or bread with mold on it. Ugh…

Meatcake.

Slugs. After finishing ½ my salad I found another dozen in what was left. Ugghhh!

I forgot about the time I drank some vegetable oil..I thought it was apple juice.

@everyone lol

My freshman year of college, I went out to one of the dining halls, got some takeaway popcorn chicken, and went back to my dorm to eat my lunch. I bit into one of the chicken pieces, and though it was warm, the texture seemed very strange. I paused my chewing, looked down at the piece I had taken a bite of, and discovered that it was completely raw. I immediately spit out the bite, threw the container away, complained profusely to the dining hall, and spent the rest of the day convinced I was infected with salmonella. Turns out I was okay, though :) but I did not get the popcorn chicken from that dining hall again.

I’m going to go with semen. I don’t see how the taste, texture, and smell of it can be topped as far as grossness is concerned.

An aspic that had anchovies in it. I was a small kid and thought it was lime jello with fruits in it.

Sea urchin roe. You sushi lovers will know the name—I just recoil upon recall of the taste and smell.

Kangaroo Burger.

liver. can’t believe no one else has chimed in with that.

@erichw1504 You did NOT say sushi! :o

For me, liquid vitamins. It tasted exactly like vomit.

@Facade I cannot stand vinegar, its disgusting. I’d honestly rather smash down a whole pint of semen rather than a pint of vinegar!

Some roaches.

Dog food, and not the dry kind!

Sea eel sashimi. No amount of chewing was going to make it go down. Watching the SO consume a chicken tongue in a Chinese restaurant wasn’t much better.

Sushi. <shudder>

One time I was sitting in traffic with my boyfriend waiting to go over the George Washington bridge for about 3 hours. middle of the week, we had no idea why. We were on our way to maine and knew we’d be paying a billion tolls so we had a can of change. after 12 or 14 dollars of tolls we were almost out of change, mostly just pennies were left. then, thinking we were in the clear, we came upon a 4 dollar toll that we werent anticipating, and we were out of cash and larger coins….so i sat at the booth while people honked behind us and picked through a can of pennies and some nickles and a few dimes until we had the 4 dollars…then, since it had been a particularly stressful day and on top of that the whole no-change issue, i put my fingers in my mouth (a habit i’ve had since childhood that i do now when i’m really stressed out….dont call me weird, NOT THE POINT) and 5 seconds later i realized i just put the germs of 5 trillion people in my mouth. it tasted like i had straight up a roll of dimes floating around my mouth. i immediately became worried that i’d contracted AIDS….i know its stupid, but money is so gross. i ended up spitting a bunch of nothing into a napkin. lol. the end.

Someone accidentally squirted sebaceous cyst fluid onto my face and my teeth (I was smiling). Fortunately, I froze my face into place and ran and lysoled it right off before any got into my actual mouth.

Urine, and a live beetle. No more details. Lol.

[NSFW] I have a high tolerance for disgusting things in my mouth.. I guess you could say I have an almost nonexistent disgust factor. I love oral sex and the fluids that flow form women and men —or sloppy seconds. One of my girlfriends loved kinky things and oral. She loved me to rim and tongue-fuck her ass. And she liked to ask me to clean her up back there. I loved doing that. I loved to taste her core. I actually relished doing it for her, because it was so incredibly intimate. So that gives you a measure of my nearly non-existent ick-factor. I can also suppress my gag reflex. I can do sword swallowing tricks and legitimate deep throat.

I love sushi and sashimi with a passion. I’ve eaten exotic foods all around the world and never run across a single one I couldn’t tolerate. Some I like more than others. Sashimi I dearly love. But my taste buds, just like a Timex watch, can take a licking and keep on ticking.

But now I have met my match. I was having a root canal done recently and they had my mouth clamped wide open. The doc meant to put some sort of industrial strength disinfectant down in the cavity she had drilled in the infected tooth. But her elbow hit something and she dumped the whole load of it straight down my throat. It was the godawful-est thing I have ever tasted. Shit tastes like nice Italian meatballs compared to this scum. I had to grab control of every nerve fiber in my body to keep from vomiting in her face.

Hope you enjoyed the saga. After all, you did ask.

@ETpro That was a fucking awesome post. It beats my beetle right up the ass lol. :D

@Symbeline Thanks. It is nice to know there are jellies like you here who can read such truth without judging.

Also, a bad breath tounge. <super shudder>

Pig uteri. When I was a kid, I used to like eating pig uteri. I didn’t know what they were, but they tasted delicious. It was not until I was older that I found out what I’ve been eating all those years. Now it’s like “Yuck!” Pig uteri have a “rubbery” consistency, and sometimes when you chew it, some kind of “mushy” stuff comes out of the uteri. I know, ewww.

Cow brain. Tasty and delicious. But they don’t sell it anymore, because of “mad cow disease”.

Earthworms. I lost a bet one time and had to swallow a half dozen large slimy live earthworms. It was gross because not only were they big and slimy, but they kept trying to squirm back up after I thought I had swallowed them.

Bird turd. Not intentionally——When I was a kid, I was fishing at a lake, when a flock of birds flew over me. I felt something wet drip down my face, onto my lips, and into my mouth. It tasted acidic and chalky. When my brother told me a bird had done its business on my face, I nearly freaked out.

I don’t know what it was. I just knew I didn’t want it in my mouth and spit it into my napkin without looking. Yuck. Makes me sick to think of it.

This thread is a great diet plan. Read, rinse, repeat.