OK Jellies - it's 'fess up time. Who's the shortest Jelly of them all?

First off I am a guy… and 65 inches

I will not reveal the size of my genitals.
Also, should this not be in “Social”?

It actually should be in Meta @ragingloli. I just tried to Edit but was not able to move it but would be happy if a mod would do so.

I am 5“1” and a quarter of an inch – to answer the question.

5“1’ (and ¾s).

@Jude So I have to look up to you!

For my benefit, and other metric Jellies, can you all put your height in meters too?

@janbb I’ll rest my elbow on your beak. Lightly.

@Jude Is that a euphemism?

I’m in the middle of short, 5’3ish here. :-)

I am quite adept at using brooms and mops to fling objects off the top shelves. haha

@Coloma You use the brooms to fly? ~

I wonder who the tallest is?

I’m shrinking, but at the latest measurement, I was down to 5’ 1.5” down from 5’ 1.75”. I inherited a grabber from my Father In Law.

@FutureMemory Good follow-on question.

@rebbel Tried to find a conversion chart but they all need downloading.

@FutureMemory and @janbb I’m thinking Dr. C.

5’2”

I am exactly 585 fen.
@janbb That’s alright, I asked it out of laziness :-)
Thanks @FutureMemory!

Metric conversions

I am 5’ 1” which is 154.94 centimeters. You can just type in “X” inches in centimeters and it pops right up on google.

Using your chart @FutureMemory , I am also 154.94 centimeters. Thanks!

About 5’7”

I used to be the shortest, at least back when I was in middle school and the early part of high school. Then I finally grew, for once. 5’7” is not that tall, but it’s reasonably tall in my family…

I still feel a little short though :(

I’m 5’5”, or 165cm. Not that short, I guess, but I’m littler than I sound (if that makes sense).

[Mod says] Moved to Meta.

I’m 5’ 6”.

I’m the shortest out of almost all of my guy friends (many of them are 6’ 2” and up, which seems statistically odd, but it’s true).

I was always among the shortest in my classes in elementary, middle, and highschool. I’m still taller than my parents and grandparents by several inches. My great-grandparents on both sides were 6”+. My great-grandfather on my mom’s mom’s side was almost 7 feet.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Looks like your great-grandchildren will be about 4 feet :-)

I’m 5’ 2” and ½.

Jude is shorter than me by a hair. I lose.

You’re all midgets!

I’m 6’4”

So far it’s looking like @tedibear and I are the shortest and @FutureMemory is the tallest.

5’5”.
@FutureMemory That’s hot.

I’m 6 foot soaking wet and wearing cowboy boots.
Or 1.83 meters ish

@janbb I am 6’4” too!

I am precisely 60” tall or 5 feet naught.

so far the lowest to the ground here

Mmmmm.. tall jellies.

5’ 11”, though Mom insists that I’m an even 6’.

5’7”.

Maybe I’m not as short as I think I am, after looking at how tall some of the other female jellies are.

Tall jellies are hot!

Good things come in small packages ya know. ;-)

Well…ahem…not ALL things. hahaha

5’7.5” yes .5

My money’s on Milo

I’m around 5’2” or 5’3” the last time I checked, but I haven’t grown since 2009 and the doctor said I’d be lucky if I ever grew even another half an inch. The doctor can never seem to measure height correctly, though!

I guess I’m not the shortest, but I do get teased for being so short! :-(

5’1.5 without my hair lol

5’ 0”

I think that we have a weiner.

6’2”

We have a tie at 5’0 so far ;)

Hmm.. matching elbow rests. ;)

Would we be good decor in your place @Jude? I think we’d both arrive with a menagerie, though ;P

Looks like the “shorties” are @SpatzieLover and @syz and the “tallies” are @rebbel and @FutureMemory ! You may now collect your prizes!

@rebbel You’re pretty tall for a gal!

@janbb And beardy :-)

Maybe you should be in a circus? :-)

I think Markyy might be the tallest. Here he is with Shrubbery.

@johnpowell Looks like he could be but we’d have to have his bona fides to be sure.

I don’t mind short jellies. I prefer quality over quanity.

@johnpowell Yeah, @janbb is right, for all we know that guy is me…

@Adirondackwannabe Don’t tell them I was holding a gun to your head to make you say that.

@rebbel After all, how many Dutchmen can there be?

@janbb I am!

(cruiser said: @rebbel They would have to be able to juggle and ride a unicycle!
rebbel said: @Cruiser I can do both. In the same time. On a tightrope, sommer saulting, and throwing knives in the apple on lucille3’s head…)

On the Dutchmen:
On Fluther, I think three or four. In Dutchland, seven.

@chyna Just for the record, short jellies are hot too.

@rebbel – Yes, I miss my serious Fyrius friend (one of the Dutchmen.)

@worriedguy Some short Jellies are cool too!

About 5’7” or 5’8”. I’ll speak for hobbitsubculture, who is 5’3”.

MIlo here; I win, of course. I am generally about 1’ 11.”

Told you.

Unless I have grown since the last time I was measured, I am also among the other 5’0” jellies.

too tall at 5’2 to win this contest :D

You have to be this tall to die!

Sorry. Splatterhouse moment. I’m 5’8.

I’m 5’ 2” with tiny bones that make me look even smaller, lol.

Hmm, bones…:D

5’ 2” ¾

<throws Milo a treat>

Is Markyy as tall as DrC?

I’m 5’ 3” :)
I’m not the shortest! :D:D:D

I am amazed that there are so many short people in here. No wonder I feel so at home! I too am 5’0”. However in my next life I am going to be 5’10” and willowy, hehehehe!

I’m almost 5’8”, and usually feel tallish, until I’m standing next to my oldest daughter @Fly, is is like 5’10”.

I’m 5’1

@johnpowell

I think Markyy said that he’s 6’5”, IIRC.

I’m 5’1” on a real good day when the gravity is turned down. I want to stand next to @syz , now, please.

I’m 1” o tall. ;-)

5’6” (167.6cm) which is short for a guy, but I guess not the shortest.

Online conversion from inches to cm (or anything else) with no downloads here.

@downtide you can also type “convert x to y” into google.

@ragingloli is that a google-only feature? I get no useable results when I try that in my regular search engine.

<high five’s @rebbel>

Looks like we’re the biggest jellies ;)

I’m precisely six foot, that rises to six feet five in the wife’s killer heels…..I win ;¬}

Milo here;—Urm, @ucme, we’re in contention for the shortest, remember? All of you macho men preening about your stature clearly belongs in another question.—

Wow, slightly uncalled for. Quite a few tall fellas state their height & you immediately pounce all over me!! Oh & macho!?! In those heels? I beg to differ….pussy cat!

Wow! I need to tell Mom to join fluther, she’s 4’10. I always tell her she’s 2 inches from being a midget.:p
I’m 5’3.

Anyone here up for an in absentia roast of height bigot Randy Newman? ;-)

BabyLingua would’ve won the contest at 4’7, but she didn’t meet the age requirement :D :D :D

Wait, I want to know if I’m the tallest female here. I’m 5’9”.
Although, I must say, I’ve always thought I was 5’9”, a recent doctor’s visit revealed to me that I’m 5’8.5”. So, I’m either shrinking already, or they measured wrong or my entire life has been a lie!

@Vunessuh Every time I go to the doctors (the same office, same measuring thingy), they tell me I’m a different height. Sometimes shorter, sometimes taller. I think those thingies are inherently unreliable! You are certainly taller than I am, though. :)

I try not to get measured at the doctor’s office anymore, they shave a little more off each time. It’s a bit disheartening. I already can’t reach stuff. @Vunessuh and @augustlan please come visit! I could use the help!

@Vunessuh According to Auggie, her daughter Fly is 5’10”.

@FutureMemory Yeah, but she sounded like she wasn’t sure…so I still win. :D

@Vunessuh You’re 6’3.7” I know.I saw you.

@lucillelucillelucille I should have gone on a date with that Jolly Green Giant at the bar. XD

@Vunessuh He had a great singing voice….Ho HO Hoooooo!

Sorry to burst the tall men’s bubbles, but I just heard from @DrC. He and @Markyy tie for tallest, at 6’ 8”.

Where’d I put my fucking ladder – double entendre intended!

That reminded me…an English soccer player, Crouch, is 6’7”, and the commentator referred to him as half man, half ladder.

It would seem that @Markyy and I are the only normal people on the site. The rest of you are all midgets pretending to be otherwise.

I was 5’7.5”
I am now 5’6.75”
I wonder why there are so many shortish folks here?

@Dr_C come at me bro.

@Dr_C, hey mister, I’m almost the size of a normal person. ;D

Tall people are directly responsible for global warming. If all houses only had to accomodate normal sized people the ceilings could be lowered and that would save gazillions of carbon and dollars in reduced heating and cooling costs. Cars could have a much lower profile thus lowering air resistance and increasing fuel mileage. The list goes on and on.

Short people unite and lets cut these big oafs off at the knee caps, the world would be a better cleaner place!

6’8”!!! Couple a freaks…=p

@FutureMemory You’re just jealous :D :D

MIlo here again; I cheated inadvertently. Sorry

Without the tail sticking in the air, I am only 1’ 2”.

testing a proxy.. Ignore me.

consider yourself ignored.

Tee hee