If it's going to be the last question in your life, what would that be?

“Do you actually have a permit for that gun?”

Why?

“Lol wut?”

“What does this fluther question even mean?”

A very hard question to answer! It would be between “Have they invented immortality potion?”, “Have the found the fountain of youth?”, or “Do I look beautiful?”.

@Your_Majesty Do I look beautiful? is the best so far! : )

You do know you’re my twin don’t you? And that if I die, then you die?

Is there an afterlife?

“Are my kids okay?”

Am I going to suffer?

When’s @mazingerz88 going to hit 10K?

@Adirondackwannabe Now.

If you die in a dream do you die in real life?
Congrats M.

Are we there yet guvnor?

How’d I do?

Does god really exist?

What’s Lohan up to now?

Do I get a Last Meal?

Do you want fries with that?

“Can I kiss you goodbye?”

Why are humans so blind?

But, seriously, what came first: the chicken or the egg?!

How many more spins am I in for?

Did you come yet?

But, seriously, what is Donald Trump’s hair made out of?

“Was I a good person?”

Who really shot (and killed) JFK?

Are you sure it’s my turn already?

Why me?

Now’s not a good time. Can we put this off until next week?

“Why do I get a boner when I’m anxious?”

Excuse me, would you mind awfully if I asked you to remove your toe from my anus? There’s a good chap, it was beginning to feel rather uncomfortable old bean.

Not yet?

May I stop in the ladies’ room first?

No, hold on, I’ve got one question…” ”

Do you know how to keep an idiot waiting?

Did I inspire others?

“Now what?”

So seriously, what color are your panties? Me and a couple other guys got a bet going on and I’d like get my $50 before I die.

but I haven’t even come up with one question on fluther yet!

I’d be more tempted to make some type of statement à la South Park. God, I’m coming to you, you bastard!

But if I gotta ask something…who gonna clean up alla dis mess?

What’s up Doc?!

You forgot the; Nieeeeeeeeenhh…at the beginning. XD

@Symbeline Right! : )

“I have been through hell, now where am I going?”

“Do you have any Grey Poupon?”

@Nullo Classy.

Are we there yet?

“Errr…., shit, it is on the tip of my tongue….....”

What’s that smell?

Will I ever somehow get to live again?

But really, this is not an easy question to answer if your serious about it. So its probably best not to think about it and just live the life you have.

Where’s the beef?

Please forgive me for all the wrongs I have done on Earth if you can now where the Hell am I going?

Don’t I get a last meal wish granted? Oh. I forgot. I live in Texas.