You're given the oppurtunity to appear on your local news station, anything you want to get off your chest?

Stop lauding over vacuous reality shows, shitty media outlets, and pseudo-science and go read a god damned non-fiction book you fucking idiots!

….& now the weather, over to you Katie ;¬}

Lol! As I straighten my tie, calm down and slide outta frame.

When the f*** are the people of this nation going to get up and let their voices be heard?! Lets overthrow this good for nothing government please and thank you!

@stardust Hahahah! Are you yelling angrily? Because if that’s the case, you can’t say please and thank you…..

“You cheating bastard! Get out of my house, please and thank you!”

@Blackberry Yes, very angrily. Still have to sweet talk the buggers all the same :D

I just want to yell out “BUMARSE” and run away.

“Hi. Why the %^&* are you watching your local news station? Turn off the tv. Visit your local library, do internet research, join a group that is out there doing something to improve whatever it is that you care about, go talk to your loved ones, form a group of like-minded individuals, create art, attend a town meeting, write your representatives, climb a mountain. Whatever you choose to do, turn off this shitbox before I am done talking. I promise you that my appearance will immediately be followed by either scaremongering bullshit or fluff pieces about kittens calling 911.”

My boobs?

All you out there that like to complain about everything, from the weather to what your favorite character on a reality tv is doing. Get off of your f-ing asses and go out into the real world and get a job. They can be found. But I guarantee you are not going to find shit sitting in front of the tv set and bitching. No one is going to pop over to your house and hand you a job. And by the way, cleaning toilets for a living is far more admirable than sitting back and collecting welfare.
Thank you and good night life sucking leaches.

All of this makes for one good newscast, one i’d certainly watch, if only for the lulz!
Cheers folks, good stuff!

It’s not fair that gas companies get to wreak profits off of us who are terribly struggling. They need to take a step back and make their customers happy! GAS IN SAN DIEGO IS 4$ I feel like companies here can get away with that because San DIego has such a mixed diversity of people moving in, and out. As in the military presence. So no one is really thinking about rallying up to protest gas prices, because everyones under the idea that high gas prices in san diego is a normalcy! but its all politics.

Stop using tax money to build giant clocks in the town square, and put up some fuckin street lights at all the dangerous street intersections round here. How many kids are gonna have to fuckin get run over before you realize this is actually a good idea? I know what time it is! I don’t need no big penis clock telling me that.
Hey look! There’s that big clock that my dead kid is never gonna see. Jesus. I hate this place.

I’m not a woman but my first thought was, my bra-?

@mazingerz88 Hmm. That certainly is food for thought.

@Pandora Open your box. Let it out! Lol. : )

I would but I think you already opened the box. :D Good going!