VERY NSFW - Ladies, does the size or shape of the nut matter?
And this question goes to male gays as well. It seems a man’s penis gets more attention compared to his scrotum but I’m wondering if it enhances the appeal or not of this area of the body. Does the scrotum’s size and shape factor in? Small chicken egg size and shape or golfball’s?
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They’re all unattractive.
It’s not the size, it’s the user ability that matters. How many times will women have to say this?! ;)
I am a gay guy and I can say that I do not care what the “balls” look like. It’s not that I find them gross and it’s not that they don’t factor into sexual activities (o.O) but unless they’re deformed, I’m not going to care what they look like. :\
“People hate balls. Everyone wants to see breasts. Who wants to see balls?” -Curb Your Enthusiasm
I was once told that I have “gigantic balls that look like skinned roosters”
Whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean.
This post got me trying to recall any particular set of bawls over the years. Nope, they’ve never stood out. I don’t find them attractive but I also don’t find them unattractive. I guess I can say to me, a female who likes guys that a guy’s bawls are pretty much like his elbows in that they’re there but I don’t go looking at them for any sexual turn on.
I have never noticed anything different about balls. Penises have all sorts of variation going on, but I don’t really notice the same variation in balls.
I wish balls didn’t exist on men at all. They’re disgusting. I cannot watch porn where the woman is sucking the balls and smooshing them in her hand like flaccid water balloons.
Has anyone yet tasted that new Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor called Schweddy Balls?
That looks pretty good to me : )
No, it does not matter. They really have very little to do with sex appeal for women.
@Kardamom Leave it to you to work food into a nut size thread. lol
I have had sexual relations with probably 20 women (of varying levels of “intensity)... and I don’t think I have ever had a comment one way or the other on my balls.
@thesparrow: I also found that odd in porn. I’ve NEVER personally known another person (male or female) who finds bawls attractive. They parts we accept but don’t think too deeply on.
I also think this is why women with big labia sometimes get issues, they don’t want to think they don’t want to look at their own parts and think, bawls.
Some guys with small d*cks may mistakenly believe that a larger-than-average ball size (or what may look larger-than-average relative to the small vinkie) will make up for lack of endowment
Okay, now I’m starting to think I’m weird for thinking what @thesparrow described above (which also occurs in gay porn) is hot…
Not the most attractive part of the human body (or that of any mammal).
I hate the sound of bawls slapping around.
@DominicX Love it in gay porn. Just hate seeing women do it. Let’s say I have a warped sense of dignity.. even though I enjoy watching women get whipped and scoured in BDSM.
The Bawls may be insignificant to women, but some water balloon massaging and sucking feels good :(
@Blackberry I know, right? Do must guys think that, I wonder…
True story: My father was a successful dairy farmer. He used to pick bulls by the size of their balls. I remember him saying “Look at the size of that nutsack”. Don’t laugh at me too hard.
@DominicX I like a bit of involvement with the balls. Very little, and very gentle though. I’ve had girls before who just squeezed em and shit….... painful and a big turn off.
@DominicX I was super curious, and I asked my gay friend if men are better at oral since we know ourselves better down there, and I was right, he said yes.
@tedd See, I think a gay guy would be less likely to do that since they have them themselves…
@Blackberry lol it may very well be true; I’ve sort of felt that way as well (not to be cocky). Pun intended.
@Blackberry: Peops don’t have to like the bawls to want to make men with bawls feel good :)
Hahah! From now on, everyone on Fluther refers to testicles as “Bawls”.
Ummm…. no? I don’t know..
Knackers are just a side salad, the dick being the main attraction course. Scripture according to the laydeez, i’d have thought ;¬}
They droop and they can be hairy. They’re ugly as sin. Penises aren’t all that pretty either. Uncircumsised ones look like a wet cigar.
A woman’s vagina ain’t all that cute. I say, give me cute bums and cracking tits!
@KatawaGrey Yep, every man has a case o’ bawls with its own “energy”, though lol.
Balls. They’re pendulous, with sparse hairs, and when you feel them, they feel as though there is an egg in there made out of cooked groundbeef inside. When they sweat, they stink.
@Jude I’m glad you didn’t go into medicine. I’d hate to put the boys in your hands.)
Even though they aren’t pretty, Fiddle’s response is interesting..
Going to town on a dude’s nipples = more fun.
Some women just don’t understand. Some guys get great pleasure when their baaawls get handled right. Wet and gentle bell ringing by tongue is awesome or mouth or hand cupping it then looking straight at the guy with eyes saying “Boy you are one loaded motha…” is an extreme turn on.
@mazinger88: I don’t think I could look anyone in the eyes with bawls in my mouth! I’m trying to imagine it right now, some sort of smooshy hairy tumor crawling up my nose. Eek!!!
When I’m with someone new, I love learning all the little details of their body and their reactions. Playing with a guy’s balls can be fun, especially because they’re hardly ever expecting it. It makes some guys a little self-conscious, but getting over that nervousness together is so fun. One of my favorite things to hear in bed is, “Wow, nobody’s ever done that to me before, but I liked it.” When I’m attracted to someone, every little part of them becomes sexy, because it’s that person.
I had a female coworker who, while sitting at breakfast with the crew, commented that women like guys balls to be “perky”.
She was silent for a minute, then admitted she was kidding.
Every guy at the table believed what she had said.
I’m one of those weird girls who thinks that penises are absolutely gorgeous. I’m a big fan of penises.
@mazingerz88: Believe me, I pay attention to them. I just love the responses I get when I do. :P
A buddy of mine told me he had “steer balls” and had several women say they liked them. I guess when he took them from behind, they would swing a slap the woman like a pendulum, and that would be a turn on.
As for myself, I’ve been told my balls have nice sheen and luster.
@cockswain Ahh, Mr. Cockswain, sir-? Shoe polish is not for bawls.
Also, I meant to say “swing and slap” above, not “swing a slap.” But I think I like my mistake better.
Well, without balls you wouldn’t get to have babies. There’s that.
@thesparrow Yes, it’s what’s inside that counts not the share-pei look outside. Btw, a male jelly sent me a message saying his lady calls his “plums”. This is why.
@mazinger88
That’s right——it’s what’s inside that counts, and how well that “inside” works. In other words, the riper the plums, the better the juice. ;)
@cockswain Just what I needed! Thanks for posting that link.
I’ve never had a preference for any particular size or shape of ‘bawls’. I do play with them, though. All shapes and sizes.
I definitely wouldn’t say they are unattractive, but I don’t care what size they are. It doesn’t matter.
One suggestion for the scrotum strokers: Don’t do it during intercourse unless you want a quick ending. I really like the sensation, but I can’t take it for long.
I didn’t say I’m a stroker!
Well, if someone does it to me, I’ll follow them home. I guess that makes me a scrotum stroker stalker. (I’m really hoping this is marked NSFW).
Well that is a mouthful…......the 3 s words that is!
@Aspire I’m not touching that one. :)
Uhm, here’s a “tongue twister” befitting this conversation ( boy, that was full of innuendo already right there )
Strike, stroke, slap, suck, I want plum shaped nutsack-! ( See how many times you can repeat )
It wouldn’t be wise for a woman to try to bring her partner to climax faster.
It’s rather the opposite.. I love delaying and playing little games ;)
I have only ever received one comment on mine from all the women i’ve been with. Probably one of those things you take for granted unless they are freakishly small/missing/large.
Speaking of balls…
Anyone excited about Ben n Jerry’s new Schwetty Balls ?
In my experience, the size of the testicles is more a determining factor of a man’s aggressiveness and sexual appetite than the size of the penis.
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