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What do men do longer and louder than women?

Asked by Ayesha (6221points) September 14th, 2011

They asked this question on the radio this morning. I was on my way to school, they asked people to text in their answers. I never got to hear the actual answer so I thought i’d share it with you guys.
What do you think?

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34 Answers

Bluefreedom's avatar

Complain about bad drivers and being stuck in traffic.

At least I do. Sometimes.

Blackberry's avatar

I’m with @Bluefreedom. I sound like a little whiner when I’m driving sometimes lol.

thorninmud's avatar

I’m going with fart.

marinelife's avatar

Everything.

Oh, OK, burp, plus what @thorninmud said, argue politics, talk sports.

erichw1504's avatar

Talk about sports.

john65pennington's avatar

Belch….......................

I have heard men, that drink a lot beer, belch for about 20–30 seconds.

ucme's avatar

Throw a javelin/shot putt/discus.

Blackberry's avatar

Oh yeah, definitely politics.

john65pennington's avatar

A little touchy answer here.

To pee.

I take a 20 mg water pill each morning. I actually timed myself one day and 46 seconds was the duration.

I wonder if this might be a world record?

Men definetely pee longer than women.

creative1's avatar

I don’t know @john65pennington you have never seen how long I could go for after a long car trip with no bathroom breaks, I can go for a while LOL

Blackberry's avatar

@erichw1504 Whoa…..I want one of those. I would walk around with it, even though I don’t need it.

smilingheart1's avatar

Arm chair quarterback.

mazingerz88's avatar

SNORE! Ka-Ching!

zensky's avatar

Pee.

Also snore.

ucme's avatar

Take a dump! I know some blokes who take a newspaper to the bog & stay for the duration.

creative1's avatar

@ucme I would have to agree with you there, I know some men who can go in for over an hour… You think they fell in.

ucme's avatar

@creative1 Yup, no shit ;¬}
I’m in & out in no time, oh yeah. In fact you could say I was shit hot

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Bitch when they’re sick.

Seriously! When I’m sick, I still have to get the kids ready for school, run errands, answer the phone and generally, still be a mom and a wife. When my husband gets sick, the world stops and he lays in bed, moaning like he’s about to die.

wundayatta's avatar

Talk about technical things like C++

thesparrow's avatar

Here is one from personal experience—TALK.

thesparrow's avatar

Here’s another one: get angry at stupid mundane things that don’t matter, like traffic or a broken computer.

filmfann's avatar

let’s see… Fart? Check.
Belch? Check.
Complain? Check.
Crap? Check.
Yawn? No!

Yawn.

Blondesjon's avatar

Prison sex.

SuperMouse's avatar

Cheer during football games.

Blondesjon's avatar

@SuperMouse . . . you haven’t watched a broncos game with @jonsblond

downtide's avatar

Play tennis.

blueiiznh's avatar

Pontificate!

blueiiznh's avatar

Filibuster

Brian1946's avatar

Play the over-amped sound systems in their cars.

thesparrow's avatar

Whoever said Pontificate, I think you’ve met by BF.

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