How tight was the tightest Speedo you ever wore, and who gave you the most approving looks, and the more dirty looks, men or women?
OK. How tight was the tightest Speedo you ever worn? And where did you wear it? Did you wear it to this location because you thought you’d meet with mass approval, or did you plan to scandalize this location? What color was it? What colors do you think get you the most attention, and is it negative or positive sexy attention? Or is it not?
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Not fast enough, though. ;-)
Can’t wear a Speedo…...too much to try and hide. The <ahem> bulge might cause some women to faint.
Not even close. Your pic? Har har you possess it, not me.
Well…as a matter of fact I did shave off my goatee last night, leaving me with a ridiculous looking 1980’s mustache…but no that’s not me ;-)
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Then go clean shaven….come back with the rugged House look ah la Hugh Laurie.
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I’m considering it…one step at a time.
That’ll be the time when I wore what can only be described as a tiny yellow elastic band swathed about my nether regions. I got the most looks from inquisitive doctors & randy/hungry dogs!! :¬(
I was on the swim team and actually wore one to the club pool to do laps well into my 30’s. My wife put an end to that! ;)
Both infinitely tight and infinitely loose. I’ve never worn one!
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My waist is a 30 i squeezed into a 28… And considering where I was for this stupid bet that landed me there, I got a lot of cat calls from other men. I’m just glad a video of it hasn’t gone viral…
For some reason I’m really hoping yours is a true story, Pariah, and not just an attempt at humor :)
Got a link?
No link for you! I need all the self respect I can get….
It was a silly bet in which the loser had to do anything the winner said (minus unwilling sex), I lost and found myself on Castro street in a Speedo dancing to Jackass’s partyboy… The shame… Maybe one day I can look back and laugh but it’s still to soon… I’m going to go cry as I rock myself in the shower…
@King_Pariah Ooooo…the Castro huh? Bet you had a flaming good time….LOL LOL LOL You should have stood next to the Castro “naturalist”, they would have been a greater distraction. ;-P
gross- pregnant men in speedos ewww
Oh no you don’t I AIN’T CLICKING ON THAT! If I am gonna see postage stamp amount of fabric it better have some firm natural knockers on it, on a 123lb frame
I own 6 pairs of Speedos, four dark navy ones, and two black ones. They fit me to a tee, yes, nice and snug. Lol.
I swim a lot——about 3–5 times a week, even in winter, at a large public swimming pool near where I live. I love to swim. It’s my passion.
I am never self-conscious in my Speedos. Not to sound vain, but I have a good physique, and I’m not ashamed to show off my broad shoulders and chest, small abdomen, long muscled legs, and my firm smallish rear end in public. I have your classic “swimmer’s physique”. Yes, people do look at me once in awhile, but it’s usually more of a look of admiration than “yikes” (lol). I find it’s usually the guys who are intimidated by it and are, how should I say, envious with me being “able” to wear it well. Oh well.
I like wearing Speedos because they allow me to swim fast in the water. I would never think of wearing those awful “boxer-like” swim trunks to swim in! Wearing that to swim would be like wearing a raincoat in bed. Impractical and drags you down. Lol.
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