I noticed a lot of jellies happen to be online now - a lot of Sci-Fi nerd, geek, trekkie jellies - shall we battle?

We claim you, zensky. We are neutral. Your phasers are futile. So is resistance.

btw have you ever played the game “your team”? It’s when you’re in a crowded place with your buddy, and see some terribly ugly or whale-like thing, and say, “your team!” before he can put the thing on your team. The object is for your friend to have a worse team than you.

No.

You’re on my team, now, and put on your start fleet uniform. Engage.

Where are all the pussies jellies – come out, come out wherever you are hiding.

:adjusts tunic, tugging it down:
Number one, go take a number two.

I know everyone is busy with serious questions in General, and then there’s Kardamom who just takes an hour to post because of all the research and links in her post – but I thought some jellies would take the time for a good old fashioned food fight. I refuse to play alone with you bagelboy. It’s too much like auto-eroticism. I’m giving this 5 more minutes to start.

I refuse to fight with a man who didn’t list Doctor Who in his tags or the Daleks as an option.

So you are the United Nations?

I will destroy both your fleets than make you see it was wrong to start a fight

Bring it on. Phasers on kill. Warp 2.

Check your warp core. I broke it three weeks ago

Oh I so fixed it yesterday. Take that with my light saber How does that feel? Hard to sit down, eh?

I WILL BREATHE IN YOUR PATHETIC BOMBS AND SEND THEM RIGHT BACK AT YOU!
YOU CANNOT STOP ME WITH PARAMECIUM ALONE!

Shhh. No yelling in space.

I have earth women to rub ointments on any wounds!

Er…hmm. I’m not too big on science fiction, but I do think Star Trek is neat. My dad was a huge fan. He loved Spock to no end, so I’ll pick that dude. He can fuck you up just by touching your neck. Xena can do that too. Can I pick her? Or Michael Myers?

I mean, Michael Myers has nothing to do with science fiction, but the mask from the first movie is actually based on William Shatner’s face…am I geek enough to join this epic battle lol?

Also, in one episode, Xena actually managed to destroy an incoming meteorite. True story. That’s space related!

Symbeline, have you ever ridden in a police box before? It is bigger on the inside…

(Transports in with an overheating warp core. Looks around, swears, and disappears)

@Symbeline You are so assimilated. Your ass is mine.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought No. But it’s in my future plans. :D

@zensky Good. And it’s only yours because I allow it to be. :D

@zensky you mean “ours”.

You guys are such geeks!

I’m plugged into my ansible and I’m reading all your minds.

@tranquilsea Ender geek is hardcore geek,

Valentine misses you.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought not until I plant you to take you to your third life lol.

shut up, third. Nobody wants a thirdy. That’s why your parents sent you away, and even the government didn’t want you. :P
sorry, I’m reading Ender’s Game right now hehe

I’m passing out white towels….well…just in case. They are handy you know.

@tranquilsea is a frood who really knows where her towel is. Our team.

I never travel without a towel. That’s rule number one.

@tranquilsea Thanks for the towel! Would you like a loofah?

All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

Yall like the movie Alien? I love that movie because it’s so much like a slasher movie. We need some Xenos up in this bitch.

@ratboy They set us up the bomb!

Catch me if you can!

@filmfann tah for the loufa.

You don’t have to worry about me. I’ll only lightly kill you.

@Symbeline YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
HA HA HA.

@unused_bagels WHAT YOU SAY.

You are superior in only one respect; you are better at dying!

@Symbeline MOVE “ZIG”!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
TAKE OFF EVERY “ZIG”.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Passing Quantum Computers out to all the geeks…

@unused_bagels THIS YOU ENJOY.

Oh, I wish I had time to join the battle!

@dappled_leaves You can be on my team.

(turns switch, activates DEATH LOOFA, crippling @tranquilsea‘s ansible)

We are the Necrons.
We are legion for we are many.
We are death for we show no mercy.
We have burned the galaxy once before and we shall again.
We are the lords and masters of space and time, the pinnacle of technology.
We are servants to those who devour stars.
We have harnessed the power of gods.
Tremble in fear, fight in futility, it matters not.
We are the undying menace.
We are the end of days.
We consume all.

@filmfann oh you mean, mean man!

That’s it for me tonight. This geek has to get some sleep. “Night all.

Don’t tempt the fury of a time lord

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Brave choice with the celery…not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable :)

Waaagh!

What’s going on in here?

@jerv stupid orks. lol glad to see I’m not the only one!

Did someone call me?

@augustlan you’re late, come back tomorrow. :P

Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam

BTW, nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa’‘e’

(Transports in with an overheating warp core. Looks around, swears, pounds on the controls of his time machine, and disappears)

@zensky Just for you.

Loved it.

All your boobs are belong to us. Futile be your resistance.

@WillWorkForChocolate ahhhhhhhhhhh…. :( can we team up? Lol

@WillWorkForChocolate does that mean there is a team of boobs?

@King_Pariah Perhaps we could, if we could get along in other matters. =0)

@blueiiznh There is always a team of boobs, darling, you just have to know where to look.

@blueiiznh team boobs is located in @WillWorkForChocolate‘s pants ftw!

@Raven_Rising is this how time normally passes? Really slowly… In the right order?

@King_Pariah But I’m not wearing pants.

Oh?

As an aside, all of the women of Fluther seem much friendlier to me when I am wearing David Tennant as my avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Oh i know that there is always a team of boos. I guess I was poking around with that rhetorical question.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought And if you try John Barrowman, everybody is friendlier.

<sob> I missed this.

Whaat? Did everyone get beat up/down and have now gone home? I came to help…but I see the fight appears to be over:(

Team boobs wins, all your tatas belong to us.

I won. It’s over. Go home. Move on. Nothing to see here.

@zensky so says you :-P

I am pretty sure I said I was a doctor, @zensky, then women started taking off their pants.

Phasers on stun. Port hard.

@zensky how hard?

with zen, flaccid

Tres hard. In fact, I’m sensing a hormonal enemy woman alien on board. Search the vessel for her – and kill her. @King_Pariah bring alive, to the lab, for experiments on infertility and gayness.

We are not allowed to have fun without @Jeruba

you know, I’d rather not have the anal probe

or oral

…well not from you, but from Sarina Valentina is fine

and please don’t x ray my balls

Jeruba is on my team anyway. And I can handle you guys on my own, so I’m keeping her in the wings – as my sex slave.

King – you are proving my point.

@zensky then we truly do have stakes worth fighting over…

You are so probed, bitch.

Hey, I’m bicky, what can I say?

She will escape you! Have you seen my glass? She is so into readers.

And have fun dealing with the Necron swarm behind me, I sure they’ll happily feed you to their gods

This is too easy – I feel like the Borg leader with no real enemy in sight. This is like a Locutus episode – I need worthy opponents.

;-)

You are so cute Locutus.

Augustlan will come to my aid when she is done with the Fraternity party!

Team boobs will smite you and so will my Crons

Smite, smote smitten.

You are my kitten.

@King_Pariah this is where we let him think he won until one of my female admirers outsmarts him

Ho hum.

Tea. Early Grey. Hot.

It’s probing time zensky, pardon me but I forgot the gloves

Ha ha I wrote early grey. Probably due to that anal probe.

We’re in chat btw.

Did someone call for a probe?

Your probe came about 4 hours after my “we’re in chat” dear. Sorry.

If you’d like to battle it out now – probe away.

Pay no attention to me, I’m just the annoying innocent citizen that comes in the way of a fight and makes life more complicated for everyone.
I’ll just be on my way now…

Can I borrow someone’s replicator? This Enterprise doesn’t have a decent kitchen. Where the heck is Neelix when you need him?

@MilkyWay thank you, he still thinks I am in his brig.

So when do all the Star Trek VS Star Wars debates begin? Cuz I just watched Fanboys and I’m just fuckin dying to call anybody a giant bastard.