Our 13-year-old refrigerator was making death rattles. One day the ice cream was soupy, and the next it was like a rock. The repairman said it would cost $400 to replace the whatever-it-was (compressor, maybe?) that was about to fail completely.
We went shopping, somewhat grimly, because we already knew from the last time that our choices were limited. The one and only space where the unit will fit in our old kitchen is too narrow for contemporary models. We simply can’t buy a top-quality refrigerator that is also narrow enough for the space.
We actually contemplated completely redoing our kitchen to get away from this limitation once and for all. But we balked at the expense as well as the utter disruption.
Ultimately we settled for one that I knew was less than satisfactory but that would fit in our carefully measured space with ¼” to spare. The salesman said that was enough for ventilation.
The delivery men took out our dying fridge and brought in the new one. They sized up the space, and the foreman said, “Even if it doesn’t fit, it’s yours. We don’t take it back.” My heart sank right then. I wanted to call the whole thing off and get our old one back in and pay the $400 repair bill.
But I didn’t.
Alas, alas. When we’d measured the space, we didn’t take into account the lip of the tile counter.
Already I hated the new refrigerator. Now it sat in the middle of the kitchen floor, nearly filling the room, and our stored food sat in coolers with melting ice while we made frantic phone calls, trying to find a handyman who could trim the counter. After half a day a guy came in with a special saw and sliced off the edge of the counter, inevitably ruining the tile. The refrigerator went in with a big scratch along its side, making it irreversibly ours, while we tried and failed to recover our old one from the delivery service.
Now we have a too-small refrigerator with an awkwardly designed, space-wasting interior and a big scratch down the side, a unit that will be almost impossible to remove and even harder to replace when it wears out in its turn. I hate it and am stuck with it. So I punish it by refusing to adopt it emotionally. I won’t even put my magnets on it. I’m just waiting for it to fail in another decade or so, and I won’t be sorry to see it go.