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What shape in a lollipop would make you want to lick it?

Asked by mazingerz88 (29195points) September 27th, 2011

Did not put NSFW since this question is really about what shape in a lollipop would make someone want to eat it. If I’m in the lollipop business and would like to sell them not just to kids, in what shapes should they come? Zombie shapes?

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noservice's avatar

Sword lollipops! Eat and duel with others.

King_Pariah's avatar

Jessica Rabbit? (clothes on of course)

beccagolling's avatar

Yes zombie shapes would be so cool! :D

AmWiser's avatar

A Foot…Just kidding!
Lips.

mazingerz88's avatar

@King_Pariah Owww…clothes on? Lol.

King_Pariah's avatar

@mazingerz88 well he did ask for it to be SFW… :(

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Blood red lollipops, shaped like vampire fangs!

Cute little ghost lollipops, white with black eyes or black with orange eyes!

Oooh, how about a candy corn shaped lollipop that tastes just like candy corn?

Sorry, I’ve got Halloween on the brain.

beccagolling's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate I like your answer very much! :D

gailcalled's avatar

Moebius strip.

abysmalbeauty's avatar

I would like to lick these, and these and also these

And definitely these

Berserker's avatar

Zombie parts work for me. Or human parts, if I was a zombie. And BĂ©atrice Dalle.

And also, since nobody said it yet, A PENIS.

Berserker's avatar

Erect. XD

King_Pariah's avatar

Well, if someone can get away with penis, then I change my answer to unclothed Jessica Rabbit.

beccagolling's avatar

@Symbeline Thank you! I have been waiting for that answer!

gailcalled's avatar

And I was hoping that we could wrap up this thread without it…too obvious and unsubtle.

mazingerz88's avatar

@gailcalled Ok, banana unpeeled. Subtle enough? Lol.

ucme's avatar

Beaver!

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

A shapely woman’s leg.

King_Pariah's avatar

Female nether regions, overhead a bunch of gals talking about how their bf’s suck at oral, so guess with vajayjay with clit lolipops, those guys would learn to get it right especially if they strategically placed all the sweet spots.

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