Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?

The CDC (IMHO) hit an out of the park home run with their Zombie Apocalypse emergency preparedness campaign.

I will be talking to a group of cub scouts this weekend about emergency preparedness and plan to task them each with assembling a zombie apocalypse kit.

Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? If so, what is in your kit and why did you choose that item?

NOTE: For those a bit slow on the uptake this is about real emergency preparedness and not a fantasy zombie invasion. I’m only interested in the real and practical survival items in your kit.