What is your life sponsored by?

If your life could be sponsored by something, what would it be? It could be anything from a product to a service to a person… anything! So, state what your life is sponsored by and explain why.

For example:
My life is sponsored by the Crash Test Dummies. I can’t drive worth shit!

It doesn’t have to encompass your entire life, could just be a part of you and your experiences or personality.