What kind of evil ex would you be (inspired by Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)?
So after watching that amusing flick, again. I was wondering if I were an evil ex, what would I be like? Which resulted in a light bulb which told me to ask jellies what kind of an evil ex would they be like. So what kind of evil ex would you be?
I’d probably be one that comes across as good at first telling the Scott Pilgrim equivalent that I’ll help him battle the other evil ex’s since I’m over the Ramona equivalent since I’m over her/him/it/whatever. Of course to be an evil ex, I’m not really over the Ramona equivalent but am actually doing this to make the Ramona equivalent believe that she made a mistake in leaving me since I’ve grown into a good reliable guy that cares enough to want to see her happy with the guy she’s with now. However that would only be to plant seeds of doubt and/or guilt in her mind only made worse by conversations we have reminiscent of our days together and how we’ve been since. Of course the nail in the coffin would be openly showing her my child and animal loving and caring side. Bwahahahahaha! And once the “last” of the evil ex’s are defeated, then I’d show my true colors mainly by showing that I actually put in all the effort in defeating the evil ex’s and that the Scott equivalent thus is not worthy of the Ramona equivalent.
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I would be the one that is nice and diplomatic to your face, but is secretly plotting to ruin your life. Haha!
Note: I wouldn’t be an evil ex in the first place.
I would be the bi-furious one.
I hated that movie, but I absolutely love that set of lines:
“That was during my bi-curious phase.”
“Yeah, well I’m bi-FURIOUS!”
Not an ex- I would be Nega Scott, all the flaws that Scott never escaped.
Haha I love that movie. I’d be like Gideon, just so I could have a cool name like Gideon Gordon Graves.
Haha no, I don’t see myself as any of them. Maybe like that ninja chick, but only because I’d be breaking shit all over the place. (on my own though) You should check out the video game, she saws a bus in half lol.
Maybe I’d be like Matthiew, but less violent and more emo. I’d also wear a Freddy Kruger shirt. Yeah, I think I’d be more like him. Then I’d just go, ah screw it, and make appear my succubus concubines. XD
Sorry, I didn’t really answer your question. I didn’t think the movie was deep enough (and it’s hardly realistic) to really make a good answer. Plus it being an abstract collection of video game references doesn’t help.
I wonder if anyone caught the Golden Axe reference…:D
I think I’m too meek and dweeby to be a spiteful ex, so I’d probably confront Scott if he pushed my buttons. Or if other people pushed me into it. Hell, a handful of people compared me to Scott before, so I dunno how this’d all pan out.
I’m not evil regardless of which hat I might have on.
I would be the kind who would “kick back so hard they might feel the curvature of the earth”
Nice belt & “KICK HER IN THE BALLS!” Just makes me happy when combined… It’s better than KY jelly for him and her. ROFLMAO!
SooOOoo… Basically I am the big mouth, evil-ex, pissed-off, and a little too snarky for my own damn good. Especially when the adversary is Satan.
Never be snarky with Satan… He don’t like it much, and his sense of humor sucks.
*Haven’t seen the whole movie yet, so I can’t say if or who exactly that might be in character type, but that is absolutely who Iam.
The best revenge is living well. ;-)
I’m not an evil type…but, I would take a bit of joyful pride in setting up my life to be envied, which, I already did with my evil ex.
Oooh how he resented my good fortunes that all came around after I left him! lolol
@Coloma I always found that much easier to believe coming from Ivanna Trump than me. What can I say, I don’t want much, stuff doesn’t do it for me.
@GabrielsLamb
Living well is about a lot more than stuff of course. It’s all about being HAPPY, living well, in deep joy…those are the things that drive sick people crazy, when you don’t suffer the way they hope you will! :-D
@Coloma Again and as always… that is some great advice that I can certainly use! Thanksā„
Jeeze… I think I might put THAT *Your version, up on my fridge… LOL
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