[NSFW] Lesbian ladies -- can you fantasize this? See Details below.

Don’t mind me. Just monitoring this thread.

I wouldn’t be surprised that you’d find that many times the answer will be: we’d love to have a big, long haired, bearded guy involved (preferably Dutch)..

@rebbel Who needs another woman?

If I were lesbian I’d imagine 1. A musician doing me 2. From behind watching me eating her.

It would be so hot if he took out the trash and cleaned the toilets.

Threesomes aren’t all that, really. I’d much rather have a new sex toy than a man.

Just to clarify..in my opinion, men get off on two women not two lesbians because of the arrogant assumption that they’re doing so for him or can at any moment direct that attention to him. No man gets turned on by lesbians as such since lesbians, by some people’s definitions, aren’t into men and wouldn’t be in front of men making out or anything.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir There could be a straight up voyeuristic appeal in it, or just enjoyment of female sexuality without another cock around, potentially threatening their masculinity or spoiling the view. Though I imagine most of it is probably more along the lines of what you said.

Well, since I worked for the midwest’s largest porn store, aka – a fetish shop called The Chamber…

1. 2 gay twinks OR a REALLY gay dude and a miserable straight dude who is not willing.
2. Each other, preferably in another building, several miles away :)

Ok @ETpro – How much do you know about the underbelly of the BDSM world? Look up Sounds (aka – medical urethral dialators, placed several inches into your pee hole and then hit with a tuning fork), Violet Wands (aka – a really AWESOME tool that plugs into the wall with mostly glass and metal attachments. ie – the rake, the rollet, the adaptor that turns anything metal into an electromagnetic vibrational zapper, the ball chain…) and TENS units (aka – transcutanious electro nerve stimulator, often used by chiropractors). Pick up a book by Jay Wiseman (whatever you do, do not look at his picture unless you wanna see what lives in its mothers basement at 50 yrs old and vomit), called “SM101” :) Also, check out fetlife.com. I know if you created an account on that website, you would get the answers you want to hear. I am a good friend with a professional dominatrix out here that would blow anyone’s mind. I love to go into her sound-proof room and look at all her devices. She owns a St. Andrew’s Cross, an old school desk with spikes on the seat are and a strap for your arm, a cage her slave sleeps in when he stays over (she doesn’t go very far with these guys, she beats the hell out of them for money and that is it, total pro), an antique wooden toilet that was modified to have glass sides, the whole horse bit, dried rose bush branches with thorns, floggers, whips, paddles, a mace, nunchucks, an airsoft pistol with homemade bullseye boards to go around the pee-pee, CB 2000 (a cage that locks onto your junk with spike attachments to discourage growth) and all kinds of other things I wouldn’t even know how to begin to describe. She is a real ball busting, feminazi bitch and all men bow to her. I’ll leave you with that. Now, go do your homework and learn how to boot black, old guard style!

Sorry gals, can’t leave a fellow butch (regardless of sex) a hangin’. I got the envy ;)

1. I’d probably pick a musician, or some pseudo-hipster looking guy. Mikel Jollett is a perfect example.

2. Some rough, forceful, BDSM vibe would be great.

Erikah (My sister, who may be joining us soon. :O ) says:
There would be no guy in the first place… At all… Ever. That’s fucking ridiculous.
That defeats the purpose of being a lesbian if you let a man in the bedroom. XD
I feel so involved.

Why would a lesbian give a crap for me and my dick?

@rebbel Lol!!

@Ayesha What are you doing up this late?

@Adirondackwannabe It’s not late?

Sometimes lesbians switch hit… Known fact!

Then they not really lesbians are they?

@Adirondackwannabe Well I guess all those people who ‘experimented’ in college aren’t really straight.

@Ayesha Oops. Forgot the time diff. Good morning.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Just playing You know I’m ok with anything.

@Adirondackwannabe Oh, no…just that many people do think so. A person can define their lesbian identity however they like. It’s not uncommon for lesbians to sleep with men and not just straight men.

@Adirondackwannabe Morning!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir The parts fit nicely, why not?
@Ayesha How’s you’re weather today?

@Adirondackwannabe Great answer. ^
It’s very pleasant. Wind’s a little chilly.

@Adirondackwannabe Gee, never had a problem fitting my vagina with another….the ‘parts fit nicely’ doesn’t even work for reproduction, just that no other way could have been worked out when taken into consideration other evolutionary constraints.

You do know you can post a personal conversation on your own pages…right?

@Simone_De_Beauvoir – Scissor ya? :) hehe

@spykenij Not just, :)~

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I got nothing. That image has left me speechless.

@Adirondackwannabe Good.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Just for fun, and at the costs of my nads, what does it feel like to rub on a vagina.?

@Adirondackwannabe If you don’t know, your ‘nads were gone long ago.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I walked into that one. I wanted to know what it felt like to rub a vagina against a vagina.I owe you one.:)

@Adirondackwannabe You sure do :)

Anyway, how I explain it, anyway? It’s like the dilemma presented in some book I read about how communication or understanding is made…oh, I remember, it’s in Anathem…kind of hard for the fly to explain life to the worm…

It feels awesome.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I would like to see it once in my life. I’ve seen film of it and it’s insane.

“Lesbian Ladies”......... You had to specify that lesbians are ladies? XD Haha.

@Adirondackwannabe – I would think a dude would feel it as something similar to rubbing the tip of your wee-wee to another guy’s wee-wee. :P

@Adirondackwannabe Well, sorry, I’m all booked up.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Damn I’m going to sulk for weeks.
@spykenij I don’t think the rubing is the same

@Adirondackwannabe – you asked what it feels like to rub on a chatch. Much like docking! Ha ha ha…ew!

@Adirondackwannabe Actually, you’ll probably have plenty to be upright about.

I love you guys . I’m laying on My back, all four appendages tied up, and you can do what ever you want to me.

@Adirondackwannabe Dirty! I like it.

Then you have to pay me back. You have to let me tie you down and let me eat your pussy for at least on hour, if you could take it.

@Adirondackwannabe I remember a night with a famous Peruvian guitar player and 5 solid hours of banging and eating out that made my entire body hurt and sore and amazing without a single minute of rest. I swear he was recording us and to all those who watched it later, I’d mouth “you’re welcome” to where I thought the camera was – so yeah, I can take it.

Uh, if no one is claiming the trap, I’ll take her (him if you must). :)

What is going on here?

Oh…. Oh god. I am much too drunk for this and its a Sunday night. *backs away slowly

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Lucky you. Ha.

I don’t get much of this anymore, either. But yeah, that whole lesbian thing. If I was a lesbian, I might be pissed at this question, since a lot of the whole lesbian thing that people like is from sources that don’t actually portray actual lesbians. Like @Simone_De_Beauvoir said, lesbos do it in private, like most couples.

But for the sake of answering, I get turned on by porn involving gay men. It just shows a whole different side, even if they’re probably actually not gay. (same with lesbians) I probbaly shouldn’t be answering this. Lol. I denno what I’m talking about. Also I’d have to know if Marilyn Manson and Trent Reznor are into lesbians, real or porn oriented to properly answer. XD And I’d have to be a lesbian. I’m bi though, does that count lol?

Sad that out of all the things humans are capable of accomplishing we still can’t get away from basic barn yard behavior. I am not being judgmental, you are what& how your brain is wired.It just sounds like a very juvenile question in the first place.

@tacres Thanks for lye judgmental opinion. If you don’t like reading about such things, why do so?

“Lye judgmental opinion”? Sorry don’t have a clue what that meant. I believe I can read & comment on what ever I wish. That is after all the whole point of a site like this. Share, debate, & grow. So @ETpro if you don’t agree with my post then don’t read it.

@tacres “Share, debate & grow” yet you start off negative and then call the question juvenile…

@tacres Sorry about the truncated bit of text. I’m working on a new laptop, and occasionally while typing my palm hits the Ctrl key or drags across the mouse pad, and text gets highlighted and deleted with the next keystroke, altogether unbeknownst to me. But it the error helps you feel innately superior and that’s important to you, you’re welcome.

@ETpro Eghhh I have the same friggin problem with this laptop. That or I’ll end up hitting the pad with my palm and not realize for a couple minutes that I’m now typing at some random ass part of the page instead of where I wanted. What sucks even more is this laptop has no way of turning the pad off, oh well.

@uberbatman Exactly the same here. There ought to be a law.