Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 27?

TJBM will tell us what they had for dinner tonight?

I had a frozen steak, cheddar, and mushroom flatbread melt and it was delicious.

TJBM didn’t have dinner tonight.

Just about to!

TJBM thinks it is GREAT that @creative1 is so on it, keeping this thread refreshed

True. You go @creative1:DDD

TJBM will help keep this thread going FOREVER hopefully.

True I will do what I can…

TJBM was a good jelly today and helped someone.

I picked stickers off my cat lol

TJBM has a cat

only strays
TJBM wants a pet deer, raccoon, opossum, skunk, groundhog, or fox

How about cold beer, crab rangoon….?

TJBM is considering going on a diet.

False… I don’t need to.
TJBM is happy that I made my sister get a Fluther! :)

True! Where is her?!

Tjbm knows where @AshLeigh‘s sister is!

She’s sitting beside me. :) Her name is Scarikah. :D
TJBM has a sister. :D:D:D

No, but because I’ve always wanted to have a sister, my brother has promised to get a sex change operation for me! ;-D

TJBM didn’t know that I’m a US and a Canadian citizen.

I didn’t. O.o
TJBM didn’t know that I haven’t cut my hair in nine years. O.o

True, I did not ! But that explains the Clairol look about you.
TJBM tried to cut their own hair exactly once.

False. I cut my own hair all the time. lol

Tjbm shaves their head

False. Never shaved my head. I’ve cut my own hair since ‘83, but it was almost exactly once.
TJBM has made clothing for themselves [ Halloween costume does Not count ].

False. I can’t make things.
TJBM wants to explain to me what @dabbler means by “that explains the Clairol look about you” O.o

False. No can do. sorz. It’s TSS <Top Secret Shit>

Tjbm has/has a pet skunk

… I have a brother.
TJBM kl;derhigariof.

kl;derhigariof?

If you have to ask then you have no business knowing :-)

TJBM finds one of the regional foods in his or her area or one of the ethnic foods of his or her heritage, actually, kind of disgusting.

True I think they’re gross!

TJBM knows what kl;derhigariof means…

@lillycoyote That’s how you get around that… LOL

No, I have no clue what kl;derhigariof means. I’m not sure I want to know. Does it matter if I do or don’t?

TJBM has spent some time, maybe not much, but some time, in jail.

False. (Unless you count New Jersey)
TJBM is watching a movie right now while fluthering.

False. I was dinking with Dutchess_III’s floor plans ;

Tjbm likes dinkin with floor plans

True. I love dinkin’ with floor plans!
TJBM Has had a “paranormal” experience they wish they hadn’t had because it is contrary to everything they know to be true about science and how the universe works.

True!
I once had a dream that came true, I mean, literally, the next day!
I thought it was very interesting, not fearful, didn’t shift my perspectives as I am very open minded about the mysterious.

TJBM thinks there are many things we don’t understand, yet

True, true, true
TJBM eats healthy Monday to Friday

Kind of true. on Weight Watchers. :)

TJBM Dreams in Black and White.

No. I don’t think so.

TJBM has a range of healthy snacks in their desk drawer.

No, but in my house yes.

TJBM has a purple toothbrush

I just checked and apparently I do have a purple toothbrush. The current one just happens to be purple! A bluish kind of purple, but definitely purplish. You got me @Coloma.

TJBM’s deep, dark secret is that they like, maybe are even addicted to, at least some, reality shows.

No reality shows but I like Dexter

TJBM likes documentary films

Some.
TJBM needs to clean their room.

False. I need to bulldoze it and start all over : (

Tjbm needs to clean their garage

I don’t have one. :(
TJBM wants to build me a garage? :)

Sure! I’ve built a dog house and a play house… I could probably pound a garage out.

Tjbm needs to go to bed

I do I slept very badly last night.

TJBM is going to go home from work soon.

i’ll leave that for the next jelly. i’m gonna brush my face and wash me teeths and hit the sheets : (

Brush your face?
No, I’m already home.
TJBM brushes their face?

i wondered if you’d catch that LOL

TJBM likes video games.

False. I hate them. I can never follow them with all the graphic chaos going on.

TJBM is not wearing any underwear at the moment.

@MRSHINYSHOES False. I’m wearing underwear at the mo, and I love my underwear, as much as I love my video games! :D

TJBM has once worked with a chainsaw.

Nope, I’ve never used a chainsaw in my life, which speaks a lot about my city slicker-ness. lol

TJBM thinks it’s getting harder and harder to come up with (and find) interesting questions here on Fluther.

Nope!

TJBM has a pet bat.

No but my late sister did once have a pet bat. You will have to ask me the story about that one day @Symb.

TJBM thinks bats are very sweet.

True. I actually think bats look cute. I don’t know why so many people are afraid of them or find them creepy.

TJBM eats sandwiches for lunch on their work days.

Often enough. Enough that I wonder, who doesn’t?

TJBM knows what Mission Hill is.

@Bellatrix I think I’m definitely gonna have to. :)

If it’s a hilarious animated show, then true.

TJBM is hungry, but too lazy to make anything.

Yup. I just woke up… and i don’t want to idle in the kitchen. I shall eat later.

The Jelly Below Me wants the winter to come faster.

Falsie.

TJBM plans to see The Dark Knight Rises in theaters next summer.

Probably not.

TJBM has been/is currently in the military.

False but my brother, sister and brother-in-law have all been : )

Tjbm can do the Monster Mash!

I would love to see some of these movies, though @erichw1504!
if anyone knows some of them please pm me? thanks!

False I don’t even know what that dance is?

TJBM Had taken ballroom dancing before it was actually made cool again.

False. I did learn swing dancing years ago, fun!
It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that swing, do wop do wop do wop…

TJBM likes old Big Band music

False.

TJBM beat @EnchantingEla!

damn… foiled again

True! I beated myself!! and I love Big Band music @Coloma ; )

Tjbm likes Polka music

Sure. O.o
TJBM doesn’t feel well. :/

True. I feel S-well! you ok @AshLeigh? : (

Tjbm can do the Ckicken Dance

i can’t waltz, swing, or polka (my ex wouldn’t do much with me let alone go to a dance class)
i can do the chicken dance, though bwak, bwak!!

If there is an official version of the Chicken Dance, I don’t know it, but

TJBM will be fine if I make up my own.

True.

TJBM knows how to do the Jelly Belly Welly Dance.

Yes. It’s in the same category with my Chicken Dance!

TJBM will be @erichw1504!

False.

TJBM likes to bold random words.

False. I only like to bold words I wish to show passion for & emphasize a point. ;-)

TJBM needs to go grocery shopping

True, going tonight. Care to join me @Coloma? I’m going to Wegmaaaaaaannns!

TJBM likes Wegmans.

I have heard of it but we don’t have one close to me to shop at

TJBM loves outlet shopping

@erichw1504

Never heard of Wegmans, I alternate between Safeway and our local chain “Holiday” markets.

True!

TJBM has heard of Piggley Wiggly markets

yep
TJBM shops at TG&Y.

False.

TJBM once ate at a Big Boy.

True! I loved Big Boy as a kid…now there are none in my area at all, gotta go to southern california.

TJBM has Jimboys tacos in their area

never heard of the place
TJBM does their shopping at Revco.

False.

TJBM likes energy drinks.

False, I’m usually unnecessarily hyper as is.

TJBM has more brownie mix than they know what to do with.

False, I wish.

TJBM likes thick, moist brownies.

True. However,

TJBM thinks that you can have too much of a good thing.
(Seriously, chocolate comas are hard to come out of.)

True, but, I do in-joy the occasional Happy brownie. ;-)

TJBM had an interesting dream last night

True, but I can’t remember it now! :-(

TJBM never remembers their dreams.

True and false. I usually forget them, but I also write them down when they are fresh if possible.

TJBM keeps a dream book.

Nope. I don’t even keep a diary. I do dream though, in color, and quite often.

TJBM uses a pomade (like Brylcreem) on their hair to groom themselves.

False: I am a girl, I use other things that do not fit that exact criteria.

*Sings to Mr.Shineyshoes ♪ Brylcream, a little dab’ll do ya.” ♪ ♫ ♪

TJBM Has an ionic straightening iron, and uses it eveyday?

Nope, I’m a man. I do use an ionic hair blower. Lol. And with a little dab, it does me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto

TJBM got up late this morning.

No, I actually got up 45 minutes earlier than usual :(

TJBM had a pleasant surprise today.

Hey, @MRSHINYSHOES I was waiting for you…you didn’t have to leave!
As for the pleasant surprise, it hasn’t happened yet, but there’s still time.

I’m getting ready for house guests. Lots of ‘em! TJBM will tell us their plans for this week!

@snowberry I didn’t want to push right in front of ya like a rushing bull. That would be ungentlemanly of me. Lol. ;)

Here they are——cleaning up the basement, working for the rest of the week, buying a big aquarium and wooden stand, working some more. Pretty boring huh?

TJBM thinks there will be a major natural disaster happening within the next 5 months.

Yeah, it looks like they are coming down a pipeline at us, doesn’t it?

TJBM thinks global warming is all a bunch of nonsense.

Not sure one way or the other but I do what I need in hopes to save our planet but something is melting our polar ice caps so if it isn’t natural progression it has to be something

TJBM loves to look at puppies, kittens and babies

Yep!

TJBM has supper in the oven, or in the crockpot right now.

False, it’s only 5PM!!

TJBM wishes it would get cooler again.

False. It’s pretty normal fall weather here now. Cool but pleasant, about 50 F. I wouldn’t want it to get any cooler. I want winter to stall as long as possible!

TJBM uses a special kind of toothpaste for sensitive teeth.

False I use regular old Mentident

TJBM Brushes and flosses twice a day and occasionally whitens too.

I do brush twice a day, floss before I go to bed, and use a mouthwash, but I don’t whiten.

TJBM lives near mountains.

No, the highest point where I live is the local landfill.

TJBM Has been successfully hypnotized at least once.

False,

TJBM Goes skiing in the winter every year.

Nope never been but will someday try it

TJBM wants an ice cream cone

Always! :) Ice cream is my favorite food!
TJBM is proud of me for finishing Biology Semester one today! :)

I certainly am. Well done AshLeigh. I am sure you feel very content right now.

TJBM has something they do when something around them is irritating and annoying. Say like go for a walk, or have a cup of tea.

I write, or sing.
TJBM has something else they do when they’re irritated.

Right now I am chilling with a bit of fluther and a cup of tea and breathing deeply. :-)

TJBM is enthralled by a particular novel at the moment.

I am about to start a new one.
TJBM is a read-aholic, like me. :)

I am. I am waiting for a new delivery of books from The Book Depository. I can’t wait!

TJBM has lots of bookshelves at home.

I do and plan to build a library when I buy a home.

TJBM is planning on dieing their hair (or has it died currently).

Ehhh. I like my red hair. :)
TJBM likes their natural color! :)

Yes I did before I started getting the gray’s lol now I color pretty close to my natural color

TJBM has work tomorrow

False.
TJBM is jamming to Cool Rider from Greece Two. ;)

false
TJBM has a brother that they want to punch in the face.

I have a brother but we have always been really close

TJBM wants a new car

True. Always. :)
TJBM loves musicals! :)

Oh, some of them. I do have a soft spot for ‘Cats’. But ‘Titanic’ was stupid. ‘Oklahoma’, big fun! ‘Rent’, poignant. ‘Full Monty’ was a much better movie.

TJBM has been a performer in a volunteer theatre company.

True. OMG! How many years ago was that!!!

TJBM is a fan of classic movies.

Some of them yes. I’m more of a fan of nature, history and science documentaries.

TJBM has a telescope

No telescope, not much night sky here… but from here you could spy on folks on the promenade across the river or what’s going on behind a couple thousand office windows. Hmmm.

TJBM has an unusual ‘favorite’ color.

True/False…I don’t have a favorite color. Weird, I know.

TJBM will tell us their favorite color.

I like a variety of colors, all together.. Red is fine, but if it’s shot through with gold or turquoise it’s better. I love green, but I like it best with yellow and orange as well, and so on.

TJBM thinks my favorite color is a strange concept.

Not at all. Mine is black, followed by dark navy blue.

TJBM thinks curling is a silly sport.

LOL that’s exactly why I think it’s a hoot, all that sweeping about. It’s a quintessential EXTREME silly sport.

TJBM knows what movie’s got curling in it, the stone being referred to as an “evil thingie!”

False, I am clueless

TJBM is excited about the solar storms in 2012

I wasn’t aware of them, so I’m not excited….yet.

TJBM has eaten live earthworms.

Falsies! omg that’s gross LOL

Tjbm thinks eating worms is gacky : (

@Coloma i’m very excited! <squee in delight!!>

@MRSHINYSHOES i almost baby barfed a bit thinking about that LOL

True, true, true!

TJBM raises worms

@EnchantingEla

I know…it is exciting, what might happen!

What kind of work do worms do that they deserve a raise? heehee

False. I don’t like worms : (

Tjbm deserves a raise!

Totally deserve a raise ! I would use it to fund a dramatic re-enactment of Beatles “Help!” played by worms raised on a diet supplemented with plasma from unusually high solar winds. We will use CGI worms for the curling scene so noone gets hurt. [ and sorry it was a “fiendish thingie!” not an “evil” one ]

TJBM makes home movies with their pets.

We have before.

TJBM has had multiple birds as pets before.

True. I had two Finches at one time. Archie and I forget the other one’s name.—It was Archibald Bareassole ; ) that’s why I remember it—

Tjbm has feed worms to baby birds (i actually did this for my kids lol we found some babies and made a nest for them. i had to chop up worms to feed them…. so nasty : (

No, but I got worms fed to MYSELF once. I lost a bet once, and had to swallow 6 live big earthworms. YUCK!!

TJBM is hitting the sack early tonight.

<- is gonna have bad dreams now…

Not early enough for my husband.

TJBM has fed a snake live food before.

No, of all the pets I’ve had (and I’ve had all sorts of pets, dogs, cats, hamsters, rabbits, turtles, hermit crabs, fish, birds, mice, etc., I’ve never had a pet snake before.)

TJBM hates the Cold Play song “Viva La Vida”.

@MRSHINYSHOES my son wants to know if they (the worms) were yummy LOL

I have no opinion.

TJBM has eaten a live gold fish before. (YUK!)

False but I once sold two dozen goldfishes and a bunch of beer and tequila to some college guys LOL

Tjbm has eaten a live gold fish before (DOUBLE YUK!)

Nope. I think that’d be cruel….to both me and the goldfish!! Lol.

@EnchantingEla No, they were horrible!! Slimy, and they had a slight acidic taste. The worse part is that each worm kept trying to squirm back up after I swallowed it!! I could feel it wiggle up my throat, so I had to keep gulping to keep it down. (I bet your son is chuckling his head off.)

TJBM went swimming in a lake completely naked before.

daym… now i did baby barf : (

i told him never make a bet you don’t want to lose then he crashed LOL

@EnchantingEla If he’s under 15, teach him about Jack and the Beanstalk, and not to take beans (worms) from anyone. Lol.

he’s 12 lol i’ll let him know that ; )

Falsish on the lake ; ) I didn’t get naked and was just along for the ride.

Tjbm swims naked in their pool a lot

I don’t have a pool or I would.

TJBM attends a writing group.

False.

TJBM is scared of clowns.

False, but I don’t like them, creepy!

TJBM has a birthmark

True. I have two. One on my right forearm (small and brown-colored), and the other right under my left arm near my shoulder (half-dollar sized and purplish). My Mom said that’s the reason why I excel at swimming. I can use my arms well. Lol.

TJBM can do the breaststroke.

No…
TJBM is overheating! D:

False. @AshLeigh Aren’t you still too young for hot flashes? lol

TJBM loves a big, steaming bowl of creamed corn haha

Never really had creamed corn… so I don’t know.

TJBM would love to have a pool in their backyard.

Yes! So I don’t have to keep going to a public pool all the time.

TJBM wears glasses.

I used to, but one of my babies re-designed them, and when she was finished, I couldn’t wear them anymore. I never bothered to replace them, but my optometrist says I ”...compensate very well.”

TJBM has a pet that must be fed live food.

Well my Siamese Fighting Fish does like live worms…

TJBM has sat down on wet paint.

Sat in it, walked on it, everything but eaten it, and I might have done that too.

TJBM is easy to please.

Plead the fifth

TJBM interacts with other jellies on Facebook.

False. I did this at one point, many moons ago, but not anymore.

TJBM enjoys watching sunrises and sunsets.

Very, very true (and moonrises) : )

Tjbm has never seen a full sunrise

False.

TJBM is sleepy.

A bit true. It takes me awhile to wake up

Tjbm has been up for hours and is raring to go! All fired up for the day

True I have been up for hours. but I am bout to go to bed
tjbm is crafting a response still.

Caught in the act ! I was going to post something about Fresh coffeeeeeeeeeeee !! but I may not be as awake as I thought.

TJBM has the afternoon off today.

True.

TJBM has company arriving soon.

False I don’t like company.

TJBM Enjoys social gatherings and is the life of the party?

False.

TJBM likes Lucky Charms.

True but I like capn crunch berries the best ; )

Tjbm reads their horroscope every morning

False.

TJBM has visited a fortune teller before.

Nope. I have had my tarot cards read before.
I have a set but have never done a reading. Kinda weird, eh? lol

Tjbm thinks @erichw1504‘s avie is just too cute!

True. Very cute in fact.

TJBM has never been on a cruise for a vacation but would like to try one someday.

False.

TJBM has been to at least three other countries.

False. Not yet but someday…

Tjbm has traveled around the world… twice!

False.

TJBM is a web guru.

False. I get around but no guru here.

TJBM has been to snake alley in Taiwan care for a shot of cobra semen?

False. Although I visited the night zoo in Singapore.
TJBM has a rough idea of what the financial transaction tax is about.

False.

TJBM is a mathaholic.

False. I’m a calculator-a-holic, solar man. ;-D

TJBM has had the same calculator for over 10 years

True closer to 20 yrs though

TJBM is having a wonderful day

It could be worse.

TJBM likes aniseed balls

What? I do not know what aniseed balls are. :-?

TJBM wants to know what aniseed balls are

True. I know aniseed is a spice, like cloves, right? And I know what balls are. So aniseed balls are aniseed pressed together and shaped into balls? Am I correct?

TJBM knows what idlis’ are.

False. Damn, I’m feeling ignorant all of a sudden, but at least I can admit my ignorance LOL

TJBM wants to know what “idlis” means/is?

Meh, I don’t know what they are either, @Coloma lol

False @MRSHINYSHOES.
I know what dingleberries are though!

Tjbm knows what dingleberry pudding is

No I do not.

The Jelly Below Me will teach me what dingleberry pudding is ^^

False, since I don’t know either!

TJBM had a great day!

Absofrigginlutely!!!

TJBM prefers to go barefoot whenever possible

True. Barefoot now, indoors, but, my feets are a bit cold. and no, NOT barefoot AND pregnant…gah!

TJBM hates writing cover letters

true
TJBM wants to go to sleep.

I just got up and I am getting a lift to work. I will be in deep do do if I go back to bed now.

TJBM likes yoghurt on their cereal.

No but my daughter does

TJBM just ate a great dinner

Almost True, The kids are about to as soon as it is done cooking… I’m not eating…

*Pulled pork and asian slaw with oven fries! YUM!

TJBM Loves good Barbecue?

True but I can’t cook it to save my soul : (

Tjbm cooks up a great b-b-q
btw… if you answer true we’re all coming over ; )

True come on over my new grill is being delivered tomorrow

TJBM loves bbq babyback ribs

True/false I like the taste but I’m one of those hate sticky fingers types, so, I usually bypass the mess. lol

TJBM is not sure why so many people go nuts for chicken wings hardly any food and messy hands again, lol

Because they are so damn yummy @Coloma!!! LOL
that’s what we are having for supper tonite LOL lick your fingers… it’s what god gave you spit for! ; )

Tjbm loves super duper hot wings!
them nasty orange ones that burn your eyes just lookin at ‘em lol

False, my tongue is super sensitive to spicy things and it can’t really take anything that’s more than mildly spicy. :-(

TJBM loves sour candy.

@GabrielsLamb

I know, I’m a fussy little thing when I get messy fingers. Waaah! haha

True, But not too sour, I like chewy sweet tarts though :-)

TJBM has grown their own before fill in the blanks for WHAT you have grown

My own veggies.

TJBM grows their own too. What?

True. Morning Glories, my babies, I cross pollinated some this years and have over a 1000 seeds for next year! My gardener buddy grows the “Blue Dream” cannabis oil I make my happy brownies with. ;-D

TJBM has had a bad haircut recently

False, I haven’t had a haircut in a while and the last one I received was pretty cute!

TJBM needs a haircut.

True but just a trim around the edges, mkay? I’m trying to grow out my lovely locks <flips hair>

Tjbm cuts their own hair!

False.

TJBM just got a haircut.

No. I suppose I need one, but I hate having to get it cut.

oops!

TJBM likes to watch dark comedies.

@snowberry pssst!!.... you forgot “Tjbm” heehee

Done.

LOL

PSHT! and I thought I was slightly ADD. LOL

TJBM thinks we should combine @EnchantingEla and @snowberry ‘s names and call them
Ela Berry and Enchanting Snow

Hey I resemble that! But at least I have company!

TJBM thinks @Coloma needs to be added to the above list because she didn’t answer my dark comedy question.

PSHT!! @Coloma!! shamers, shamers, shamers…..

True! I’m all about humor and comedy!

TJBM has gas

LMAO!
Did you hear that way over there @Coloma ? I swear it was the dog : (
bad doggie…

Tjbm has a dog with gas
LOL the mention of gas gets me gigglin everytime for some reason

He had it a few minutes ago but I am hoping its gone now that he is walked

TJBM loves little puppies

True, I love men too, but I don’t want to live with either of them anymore lol

TJBM has eaten dog food

Omg…Pssshhht! I was like 3 ok? And they hid it from me so I’d stop! haha

Tjbm has also eaten dog food

< quit pryin and toss me a false already will ya? lol >

I have. I ate dog biscuits when I was about 9. Bit dry and lacking in flavour.

TJBM likes to have morning tea with their colleagues (friends?).

[edited out] Off topic lol Where is @ AshLeigh? I keep coloring outside the lines : (

I’m here now! :) I was at school, then practicing with the band. :P
TJBM thinks being in a band is fun. :)

AshLeighhhhhhh <flying (air borne 1.. 2… 3…) pounce tackle!>

Glomps I missed you too. :P
TJBM missed me. ;)

Haha! True and true! glob glob
True, it would!
But I can’t sing, I can’t dance and I can’t play any musical instruments so the most I could do is stand there and look good ; )

Tjbm wants to be in BandAsh too!

Haha.I’m already in it. :p And I’m gonna tell the guys we have to change the name to “BandAsh.” ;)
TJBM thinks that’s a WAY better name then New Form! :)

I have no idea what you’re talking about. lol

TJBM has goofy ears

False.I have very smexy ears : )

Tjbm has a goofy nose

we are talking about you keeping your clothes on @Coloma!

What you don;t find my glorious, vibrant, amazing yellow beak attractive”
PSHT!

TJBM has a relative named Cindy

@Coloma I’m finding myself entranced by the sheer yellowness of it…

<giggles>

My aunt is named Cindy, I think… XD
TJBM is cold.

False, I feel pretty neutral at the moment.

TJBM knows someone that lives in Wyoming.

TrueDat.

TJBM knows a martian personally.

False, sadly!

TJBM knows someone names Lloyd.

False. XD
TJBM has been to Canada.

YAHTZEE!!!!!

TJBM lives in Canada

False. But I will one day go to college there. :)
TJBM went to college.

False, I’m still a junior in high school!

TJBM plans to go to college.

Yup and the first class I’m taking is Fluther 101 ; )

Tjbm teaches/taught at a college

nope
TJBM wants to work at a college radio station.

Nope. Been there, done that.

TJBM listens to a college radio station

Nope.

TJBM would be interested in some steamed cauliflower topped with jack cheese.

… Not really.
TJBM needs to pee.

No, I just peed so I’m good.

TJBM has one body part that is slightly larger than it’s counterpart.

Of course, we all do.

TJBM loves to watch poker on TV.

False. I don’t play poker and I don;t watch TV

TJBM had a donut this week c’mon, fess up you closet donut junkies

No, but I dreamt about donuts this week, if that counts.

TJBM has been to a club or a concert this month to see live music.

Almost, it was last month @ Dizzy’s Club. We saw Dion Parson and the 21st Century Band. They were hot! (Victor Provost on Steel Pan makes them unique)
TJBM just finished a great book.

several.

TJBM is writing a book

Not yet, but it’s coming.

TJBM is a Gemini

False. I’m a Capricorn

TJBM thinks this is funny www.passiveaggressivenotes.com

LOL True the butter looked so sad : (

Tjbm has feelings of pumpkin carving inadequacy

not if it’s beaker. he rocks!

TJBM likes fish taco’s

That sounds horrible!!

TJBM traveled an expressway today.

yep

TJBM is traveling by plane tomorrow

Be nice, but chances are newp

Tjbm wears stripy socks

Too funny. I do wear socks that are striated——that is, “ribbed”, but they aren’t exactly “stripy” as in colorful stripy. More like dark navy or black stripy. Lol. Can you see the ribbed stripes?—-

http://www.elliesox.com/images/socks-mens-nylon-dress-socks-575.JPG

TJBM would rather spend a day outdoors than go watch a movie inside a theater.

yp and they don’t count LOL they have to be stripy socks! LOL

my what shiney shoes you have @MRSHINYSHOES….

depends, varies, somedays,

TJBM has Muppet Show DVD’s

My little kids have “Sesame Street” DVDs. Does that count?

TJBM has a big collection of movie DVDs.

False. I have probably 15 books to 1 dvd ; )

Tjbm has a large book collection

True.

TJBM’s favorite author is from the Victorian age, like Charles Dickens.

@MRSHINYSHOES you really should get your the muppets dvds, they are such a hoot! ; )

False. I like more modern authors. Sherrilyn Kenyon, J.D. Robb…
my favs are paranormal romances with vamps, weres and other beasties in them

Tjbm believes in vamps, weres and other beasties

False.
TJBM wants a hug. ;)

True! True! True!
omg I love hugs!! just don’t go a roamy on me, ok?

Tjbm hates hugs : (

False. I love hugs, because I never got any when I was growing up. Had the kind of parents who believed we knew we were loved, so hugs and kisses weren’t necessary. :(

TJBM gets a lot of hugs now.

<—Hugger most days! :)
TJBM has their days when they don’t let people near them at all. :(

False. Even when I’m sulky and had a bad day, I still let my children hug me. That’s when I need hugs the most! lol

TJBM thinks pigs are actually cute.

Piglets are cute… pigs… not so much.

Tjbm thinks sloths are cute.

Somewhat. I think they look kind of dumb though.

TJBM likes sharks.

I have no problem with them, as long as they’re not trying to kill me.
TJBM has a problem with things that try to kill them. O.o

True. There are lots of mountain lions and rattlesnakes in my hills

TJBM is afraid of chickens

I hate Chickens. D:
TJBM needs to go to sleep soon. D:

True. Right now ciao zzzzzz

TJBM snores

Yes, I am sorry, did I bother you?

TJBM is planning for dozens of Trick-or-Treaters.

I’m usually taking my kids out tricks-or-treating so I’m not home to have any.

Tjbm has played ding-dong-ditch

False *I have No idea what that is.

TJBM Has won at Monopoly without incident or tears?

False, is that even possible?

TJBM is good at checkers.

False. I never could get into checkers and chess, I’m more of a Scrabble and Monopoly type

TJBM likes to play Pictionary

Sometimes.
TJBM is glad it’s Wednesday.(:

Humpday Baby!!!!

TJBM wants to hump on humpday!

True. There’s never a bad time for that is there?

TJBM wants to see a humpback whale on a whale watching excursion someday.

Sure. XD
TJBM doesn’t want to go to school/work today. D:

True, and I don’t have to. I am going to go get new tires on my car though

TJBM needs new tires

Not at the moment. I recently bought my car as second hand but it had just passed the MOT which means the tyres are safe for the road at the moment.

TJBM has a full tank of fuel/gas in their car at the moment.

False, but enough to get to the tire shop. lol

TJBM has an owie somewhere on their body. Shit..I stabbed myself in the face with my own fingernail last night haha

True, I scraped my arm on the corner of a computer desk I was putting together.

TJBM has had stitches before.

yup

TJBM eats snow at least once a year

I try to. lol

I also make little snowmen and keep them in the freezer so I can enjoy them for months at a time.

TJBM has made coffee with melted snow before

False, but now I’m going to have to try it.

TJBM has a Keurig.

False, not sure I want to have one nor need one

TJBM is getting ready to have lunch and will tell us what they are having

not really
TJBM is feeling lazy today.

Not really, still easing into my day, but as soon as the dryer stops I’m launching across the universe

TJBM likes to have plenty of time to get groovin’ in the morning

True.

TJBM has a duck bill on their face.

Quack!

TJBM knows that ducks have the the longest penis of all animals proportionate to body size and that waterfowl are the only birds that actually have penises

True.

TJBM knows that Kool-Aid was originally marketed as Fruit Smack.

Haha.. false.

TJBM knows that cyanide laced Kool-Aid is “killer”

Of course.

TJBM has had a wild animal as a pet. What was it?

True. I had a one eyed deer mouse the cat caught that lived for several years, his name was “one eyed Jack” and he tamed down very nicely and grew fat and happy in his domestication. haha

TJBM likes little rodents

True. I actually think rats are cute, and I especially love picas. I see them on the mountains near where I live. Pretty cute, huh?
http://cdn.wn.com/ph/img/82/25/82b751cf969b23eb188f2e003a32-grande.jpg

TJBM feels sorry for lobsters that are held in restaurant tanks for eating.

I feel more sorry for both them and crabs when they make that long walk to the pot, where they are boiled alive, and apparently give off a shrill death call. Yikes!

TJBM gets distracted on Youtube while meaning to watch just one video.

True!

TJBM loves nachos.

oh yes with all the yummy cheese, chilli and sour cream

TJBM loves hot wings

False, I don’t really like “hot” anything. :-(

TJBM had a fabulous day!

I am hoping to. I am hoping I see a friend I haven’t seen for ages.

TJBM has a friend they are missing.

Yes for a few months now

TJBM would love to make out with someone they think is special

Yeah, but he has to go to get to work.

TJBM doesn’t like having to deal with difficult, aggressive people (not connected in any way to my previous sentence).

True. Mostly. XD
TJBM just received a text message. :)

Just checked and nope

TJBM is waiting for a dirty text from someone

… No. XD
TJBM had a LONG day.

Not really, it was in the flow

TJBM will is psychic

… No.
TJBM fell down today.

Nope

TJBM ate pumpkin recently

never touch the stuff.
TJBM once ate a guinea pig.

Gross. No.
TJBM is glad they have a brother.

True! I have two wonderful brothers!!

Tjbm is glad they have a big sister

I don’t have any siblings.

TJBM has an adopted child in their family.

False. All my children were naturally conceived.

TJBM has taken all five modes of transportation in his/her life——horse, car, bicycle, airplane, boat, and subway/train.

False. I haven’t done a subway/train. I’d like to take a train ride through the Rockies someday : )

Tjbm has done it in a subway/train

Um, eaten a donut. Yep.
TJBM has new luggage.

False. All my luggage is around 6 years old.

TJBM has done it on a subway/train while eating a donut.

You’re not gonna get me to say it!
I’ve read a book while eating a donut on a subway/train!

TJBM has done it in a freezer.

False. Not yet. My next husband is going to be very busy and very adventurous ; )

Tjbm is on their second spouse

No. He’s upstairs asleep already, and I’m in the living room.

TJBM has discovered Rocket City Rednecks. http://www.yidio.com/show/rocket-city-rednecks?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Search&utm_campaign=rocket-city-rednecks&utm_term=rocket%20city%20rednecks&gclid=CN_Uhofq5KsCFY515QodNlnDKg

LOL nope, I don’t have cable and watch very little tv (mainly football and the news)

Tjbm has discovered Rocket City Rednecks

Now I have

TJBM feels like they are catching a cold Noooooo!

True! I was feeling sniffly and sneezy this afternoon….I think I’m coming down with a bit of a cold. The weather at the moment is rainy and cold. Ah-chooo!!!

TJBM turns down the heat in his/her house to save energy and money.

No but I’m sure I probably should : ( I like to be toasty warm.

Tjbm likes to be toasty warm too!

I do, but I get very creative about how to get that way. Long underwear here I come!

TJBM is off to bed. I am!

Not yet! I just got on here. I haven’t gotten off yet. Lol.

TJBM can sleep in tommorow.

True and I’m so gonna!

Tjbm likes to read in bed

Every night:)
TJBM misses someone a lot right now. :/

False, I’m not missin’ a thing watchin; the full moon crossin’ the range Everyone sing lol

TJBM hates Nyquil liquid

True. And Pepto Bismol and all those other nasty liquid medicines.

TJBM likes to shop online more than shopping in stores.

No, but I am an Amazon book, dvd and cd junkie. waiting on 2 dvds now :-)

TJBM has been out to look at the moon tonight and saw a meteor score for me..whoosh, it was a good one!

False. It’s raining and miserably cold outside, so I would never venture out tonight. Lol.

TJBM’s middle name is shorter than his/her first name but longer than his/her last name.

False. I have two middle names, one at 11 letters, the other at 6. My first name has 6 letters and my last name has 7.

TJBM has more than one middle name.

False. I have only one middle name. And it’s longer than my last name and shorter than my first. lol

TJBM is clean shaven and has short hair like me.

Short hair, check. Clean shaven, no. I usually have some sort of facial hair, especially when reaching the chillier months. “It’s like a scarf for your face!”

TJBM has a song in another language that is one of their favorites.

False.
TJBM is mad at their alarm for waking them up.

nope
TJBM likes to teach kids how to play blackjack.

False. I love to teach kids and was a preschool teacher at one time. Blackjack was never part of the curriculum. LOL

Tjmb teaches preschool

False.

TJBM likes to bet on sports.

Nope. I did several times but I did not enjoy it.

The Jelly Below Me likes hippodromes.

yes, but the smell can get to you

TJBM has roamed with hippo’s

False.

TJBM has a meeting to attend today.

False.

TJBM has noticed that a great majority of the responses are false. =(

true
TJBM played strip poker and lost.

Mayhaps,

TJBM thinks the queen likes being placed between the king and the jack

Yes. Young taste .. good spirit.

The Jelly Below Me likes dried fruits more.

@Hibernate more than what? I like dried fruits more than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?

False. Fresh is always best ; )

Tjbm has played strip nerf basketball

YAHTZEE!!!!

Tjbm has played nekked crisco twister

LOL False, but it’s now on my “doto” list!
olive oil may be better for the skin, tho…

Tjbm has played camping in their dining room

True.

TJBM has built a crazy snow fort before.

False, but I do build a great snowman/animal. Last year I built a lifesize bust of a bear coming out of an embankment on the highway…it looked so cool!

TJBM is talented with sculpting

False.

TJBM can juggle three or more balls.

@Coloma kodak moment! pics to share?

False. I can only juggle two balls, left and right, right and left.

TJBM has a favorite kind of tree.

False.

TJBM loves @erichw1504‘s avatar! :-)

not yet
TJBM wishes that @MRSHINYSHOES can speak either Polish and/or Welsh.

Sure.
TJBM is disappointed with how some of the people on this site have started treating new people, who don’t yet know the rules… Like they’re supposed to know EXACTLY how everything goes. >:(

Yes I am.

TJBM has something fantastic planned for the weekend.

True, I’m having a birthday celebration with family this Sunday (my birthday was last Friday) and that means good food and cake and presents! :-)

TJBM is hungry!

True. Always.
TJBM is drinking tea.

I am! I love tea.

TJBM has started their Christmas shopping.

False, it’s not even November!! I don’t do a whole lot of shopping in the first place for Christmas, but yeah.

TJBM has homework/work to do.

I have. I am procrastinating supremely this morning. I have to go and work very, very soon.

TJBM is going to a Halloween party.

Nope.
TJBM thinks Halloween is kinda dumb.

Not dumb. It is a fun thing. We don’t celebrate it here though.

TJBM thinks it’s funny when their pet snores quite loudly.

Yes that or is barking or meowing in their sleep like they are dreaming

TJBM is dressing up as a cat or a dog for Halloween

Ugh. No.
TJBM is not doing anything for Halloween.

False taking my daughters trick or treating

TJBM had eaten stuffed pumpking before

No. I have eaten pumpkin but not stuffed pumpkin.

TJBM is good at making fancy dress costumes.

@mangeons Happy belated b-day : )

True true. I’ve made them for my god-daughter and niece.

Tjbm always makes their Halloween costume

Grrr. No. NO. NO! Haha.
TJBM is tired of talking about Halloween.

Nope never
TJBM would like to talk about Thanksgiving then since @AshLeigh is sick of Halloween talk

Sure.
TJBM wants to list a few things they’re thankful for.

@EnchantingEla Thanks! :-)

Too many to list but I am very lucky. We don’t do thanksgiving either. Sounds lovely though as a celebration. Saying thanks for what we have. I do make my children think about that on Christmas Day though.

TJBM does something a little untraditional at Thanksgiving and will tell us what that is.

We have a vegetarian, nearly vegan, Thanksgiving dinner for about 8 people.
There is traditionally a tofu turkey that is sculpted to vaguely realistic shape and stuffed with fantastic western-sage infused dressing.

TJBM celebrates a holiday most folks never heard of, and will reveal its import.

I wouldn’t call it a Holiday, but every year on my grandmothers birthday (Which is also the anniversary of the day she died) we send roses down the river for her.
TJBM misses someone who died… :/

True . . .

TJBM doesn’t like to dredge up deeply depressing memories.

True.
TJBM has punched the wall before. D:

False. That would hurt : (

Tjbm has spiked the punch before

omgosh… what a cutie pic @AshLeigh!

Of course. ;)
And, why thank you! :)
TJBM thinks @EnchantingEla is a nice lady! :D

True! ; )

Tjmb wants some spiked punch!

False I almost never drink… Maybe a few times a year. But punch might be nice no sugar

The Jelly Below me is a recreational drinker?

… Minor! :) (A law following minor)
TJBM doesn’t believe in liquids. O.o

Uumm, not sure what that means.

TJBM doesn’t either.

True. Do you mean “doesn’t believe in liquids before bedtime?” Lol.

TJBM wishes @reijinni can speak Japanese or Chinese. Hehe.

False.

TJBM has shiny shoes.

False. I am wearing trainers at the moment (as part of my work uniform and not through choice).

TJBM has had a productive and positive week.

Finished Biology, Semester One! :)
TJBM is a bad driver.

False.

TJBM has seen a tornado before.

Only on the news and in the movies

TJBM has crazy morning hair

False.

TJBM uses hair gel.

nope
TJBM is watching the live Team Coco cam.

False, should I be? I’m a Conan fan.

TJBM is feeling jelly today.

@erichw1504, only if you want to
nope
TJBM is feeling goofy today.

False, I am feeling crappy with a cold :-(

TJBM has a cold

Nope

TJBM has the hots

… Haha. What?
TJBM is confused…

No. I don’t think I am confused….......perhaps….

TJBM has a new car.

nope
TJBM has puked on their good shoes.

Never… XD
TJBM loves Sunchips. :)

I don’t even know what they are? What are they?

TJBM loves kettle chips (so crunchy!)

sharp cheddar chips are sharp.
TJBM wants to have buckets and buckets of pork rinds.

I think that might make me sick. I will go and get some toast for brekkie though. All this food talk has reminded me I am hungry. Bye for now Fluther friends.

TJBM is going to go and see friends this weekend.

False. I’m working all weekend. =(

TJBM doesn’t know how to snow ski but would really like to learn.

I do know how. This is Alaska. :P
TJBM isn’t happy that it’s supposed to snow in Alaska tonight. :(
@Bellatrix… They’re delicious chips. :)

I wish I had some here! I love snow and I used to live in a place that had a 13 foot drift in the front yard every year!

TJBM loves maps.

I do love maps
TJBM skipped out on their prom.

I don’t care any more, but at the time I wished I had.

TJBM has taken classes in nutrition.

No but I was thinking about doing that about two hours ago, no kidding.
TJBM favority subject in high school was history.