[ NSFW ] Can you come up with bedroom rules using political terms?

Premature end to the filibuster is frowned on.

Constituents in your cabinet must have at least 18 years of experience.

Don’t ask don’t tell (on all kinds of stuff)

Occupy her, then Teabag her.

…yeah.

Lol!

Bipartisanship is strongly encouraged. One party rule will result in the sargent at arms seeing no action.

We need to involve both sides of the house.

“Oh yay, yay, that is nice…, yay, there…, there it feels great, oh yay yay YAY YAY…. fantastic!.....,nay, don’t touch me there baby… I’m coming, co-ming…., YAY!!!!!!!”

LOL, you guys are hilarious. These are great.

If habeas corpus is refused, your only option is to proceed ex parte.

No gerrymandering with anyone other than your spouse or S/O.
Unless it’s an open party.

Breech the isle in co-partisanship.

Closed door intimate caucus.

Nobody’s invoked a writ of habeas corpus?

A voucher from an embedded reporter may lead to multiple referrals, and perhaps even a live pair.

Doing the Potomac two-step with beltway bandits often results in a six year itch.

Always beware blow-back when participating in a gang of six.

Those filing for discharge may be subject to an automatic stay.

Hey, so were the Beach Boys the first to practice American exceptionalism?

I know I’ll sound exceedingly stupid if I say this; but this is just so lame.
Just do the 69 right away.

Capital offenses may lead to an adversary proceeding and objections to dischargeability.

Four words…

Don’t pull a bill clinton.

I know very little about politics, does it show?

For guys…

Don’t go too far left or too far right. The center is where the pay-off always is.

@mazingerz88 HA HAAAA even I got that.

Veto means veto!

PACs are good. Super PACs are better

Passing a bill is harder if you attach a rider.

How about skipping the oral arguments and putting it to a straight up or down vote?

It all depends on how you caucus.

@janbb I had an “oral arguments” line waiting, but yours was much better!

I’m going to examine your snatch Ron Paul-style!

“One should never work hard on a bill inside the Oval Office.” – Monica Lewinksy