NSFW - Just for fun, if I'm going to send you a s@x tape, which two people would you like to see?

No one, I prefer the clarinet.

@ucme Sex between a clarinet and….?

Xena and Gabrielle.

@mazingerz88 You wrote a S@x tape..think sax

Angela Merkel and Silvio Berlusconi.

@rebbel Epic. Lol.

Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah Winfrey with a cameo by Queen Elizabeth

I’d like one of James Franco and myself.

Yes, me and Sharif Atkins

One of me and Max Ryan. Oh yess.

Obama and Palin.

I think I need to wash my brain out now

Yoda and Hitler

Ezio Auditore and Marcus Fenix. Hehe ;D

me and Natalie Portman.

John Boehner and RuPaul

@woodcutter At first I thought you said John Boehner and Ron Paul, which is almost as kinky.

What, we can’t write the word “sex” in Fluther anymore? Big Brother.

Xena and Gabrielle.

@filmfann Naw, not into that interracial porn so much, but I’ll take it if that’s all ya got.

Apparently you can’t write P*RN either. Did conservatives secretly take over?

Marcus Bachmann and any man he secretly desires. Just out yourself already!

Me, Hugh Jackman, and Olivia Wilde.

Why limit it to two?

Me and a young Kristy McNichol.

@MRSHINYSHOES Jeez, that’s so weird! Lol. Not young Jodie Fister, I mean Foster?

@poisonedantidote LOL

That’s pretty funny, but I’d also rather see Xena and Gabrielle. Or one of them with Ares. Ares and Gabrielle. So totally polar opposites. It would have to be interesting.

Joan Rivers and Prince Charles

Me and….

Justin Bieber

@mazingerz88 Oh you so evil.

@mazingerz88 :-/

@HungryGuy Ohhh…kay, forget Bieber. Take Maria instead?

Myself and the jelly woman who reads this thinking, О мой Бог, он говорит обо мне!

I’m sort of with @Seek_Kolinahr. If there are only two people in this movie, I’m really not that interested.

John Barrowman and Gareth David-Lloyd.
Or John Barrowman and James Marsters.
Or John Barrowman and his partner.
Or any combination of those. I’m not picky.

@martianspringtime stole my thought. Torchwood, Miracle Day had some pretty hot Barrowman scenes.