Could you reword a song or jingle to make it appropriate for today's age?

My smartphone has a first name—it’s A-P-P-L-E
My smartphone has a second name – it’s I-P-O-D-3
I love to use it everyday
And if you ask me why, I’ll say
Steve Jobs was clever as can be with this D-E-V-I-C-E

(my bologna has a first name—it’s O-S-C-A-R)

“I’ve written an e-mail to daddy
Coz daddy’s estranged from my mom
I’ve written an e-mail to daddy
Saying I love you”

All around the Wallstreet hype
The media chased the people.
And after them in double haste
Pop! goes People Magazine’s shutter

Sung to the tune of Paradise City by Guns N’ Roses:

Take me back to the 1960’s
Where the grass is smoked
And the girls are hippies
Oh, won’t you please take me home?

“I just texted to say I love you” Stevie Wonder

“The Letter” becomes…

The Update

Lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home,
My baby updated her status

I’ve been singing this to my my goose “Marwyn” for 13 years. It’s “our” song and he “rows” on cue!

I hold him in my arms and sing…

Row, row, row your flappys, gently down the stream
Marwyn, Marwyn, Marwyn, Marwyn, life is but a dream.

Letterman doesn’t know what he was missing with our stupid pet trick. haha

I’d just like to buy the world an I-pod and keep it perfect company.

@Adirondackwannabe, you could now buy the world some “coke” and get a pretty interesting result ;-)

@picante I didn’t think of that. LOL

Ding Dong Gadaffis’ Dead
Run to Ground
Shot in the Head
Ding Dong Muammar is Dead.

Sleeping Double In A Single Bed

No problems here.

“Momma don’t take my Photoshop,
Momma don’t take my Photoshop,
Momma don’t take my Photoshop awa-a-a-a-y”

Botox, a little jab’ll do ya,
Use more, only if you’re bold,
But watch out,
Your peeps will all peruse ya,—
They’ll wonder why your forehead isn’t old

The original :
Bryl-creem, a little dab’ll do ya,
Use more, only if you dare,
But watch out,
The gals will all pursue ya,—
They’ll love to put their fingers through your hair.

DVD killed the internet star by Buggles.

“You say ‘Tomato’, I say ‘Like, tomato’,
You say ‘Potato’, I say ‘Like, potato’...

It’s viral video… And I helped!

shake and bake commercial

@ucme Don’t you mean, Internet killed the DVD/TV star? Hehe.

Where have all the lurve points gone? Long time posting.

Well I wrote a limerick about cell phones. Like to hear it? Here it goes:

Cell phones in every pocket.
Concept took off like a rocket.
But I hate to text
It leaves me perplexed
Rather take mine right now and just hock it!

But in keeping with the song jingle re-write, how’s this…

Fluther jellies
Fluther jellies
Fluther all the way
Oh what fun it is to post
on this site every day…

The best part of starting up is Starbucks in a cup!

(To the tune of “Where Have All the Flowers Gone”)

Where are all the PokeStops? What’s your Avatar?
Where are all the PokeStops? Short time to go.
Where are all the PokeStops? I got my wild Pokemon.
Meet at the PokeGym,
Meet at the Po-ke-Gym.

Back in the day, one purveyor of petrol had a slogan regarding placing a large feline apex predator in your automobile petrol tank…

So…Hey, Don’t Pollute…get Reddy Kilowatt in your GelCells!!!!

Marlboro Man

Becomes

Vape Vamp????