What's one sin that you haven't confessed yet that you'd like to?

Don’t have any, seriously, I don’t, that I haven’t confessed to somebody already. I did until I did my AA 5th step -“Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.”

I ate meat on one of those catholic holidays.

…is this a trick question into bringing out that confession?

I can’t tell you without checking with @Imadethisupwithnoforethought

( eyeballs poke for two seconds then hides under a huge pile of laundry in utter shame )

There are a few sins I’d like to commit so I have the opportunity to confess to them. Most of them have to do with stealing huge amounts of money in a way that would not be criminally prosecutable, or having depraved sex with certain celebrities.

If any of those occur, I’ll be sure to confess to Fluther and Facebook in pretty short order.

I farted on Santa’s lap, i’d have been maybe 21…no, 22yrs old ;¬}
That’s okay though, coz his breath stunk of tobacco & liquor….payback time daddy xmas!!

@ucme Lol!! Awesome!

Did you hear that Amanda Knox is setting up a new institution called “Amanda’s School of hard Knox?” That’s what happens when you confess under coercion.

@zenvelo, go ahead…..Osama confessed he had sweet dreams about Whitney Houtson.

@Ayesha ;¬}

Who do we confess to? A priest? I’ve never confessed a single sin to a priest.

The fluther public? They know all my sins, and I’ve confessed so many times that people are sick of them.

Confess to the person who could be hurt? I thought that was the point of confessing to a priest—so you didn’t have to confess to someone and hurt them. Confessing to someone is pretty selfish, I think. You get to feel better and the other person gets to feel worse.

Nope. Give me fluther. There is no sin I haven’t confessed here.

I lied mom. I really don’t care for your fruit pizza.

there. I feel sooo much better now

@jonsblond Oh man, I love fruit pizza.

I may have sodomized our former Vice President

I think my sins are pretty much public knowledge here on Fluther already :-p

Are we talking the Seven Cardinal Sins here?
I just had to double-check the list in case there’s one I haven’t gotten to yet.
Nope, I’m good. I’ve hit all of them. The confessions, however, only go to the people impacted by my sins. I’m unconcerned with getting an all-access pass to heaven.

What are the seven sins?

@Adirondackwannabe They are currently listed as: wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

@Blueroses Thanks. I guess I can go with sloth, lust, and gluttony. The gluttony happens on Thanksgiving.

too much gluttony

Sloth

@ucme, that’s okay. I peed on Santa when I was a baby. :)

Forgive me Father. For I have sinned. Deep in a secret place in my heart, I’ve secretly lusted after @jonsblond.—How are you guys! Hadn’t seen you in awhile. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and I guess it made me think about people on Fluther I missed. You were among my list. Geez, I should get a job as a greeting cards writer. LOL I really do hope your family is going great. :)

Just one? Huh! Oh, I guess I’ll get back to your when I narrow it down.

@Blackberry I’ll send you some the next time she makes one. :D

@bkcunningham aw, thanks. doing well =)