(NSFW) How many expressions can Flutherites come up with for coitus?

Harvesting the honey from an angry bee.

splacking

@AstroChuck why an angry bee? what about just slipping into the honeybot?
@everephebe sounds noisy like a bellhy flop in a pool

I forgot one [albeit of limited usage] dipping your pen in the company inkwell

Go all Blondesjon/jonsblond over the backseat

hide the salami
do the nasty

Laying down the law. Playing hide the sausage. Throwing a hot-dog down the hallway (applies to certain situations).

@jonsblond I’m disappointed, I was hoping that link was a video or photo at the least :p

Making feet for children’s shoes.

Take the log to the beaver.
Ride the skin boat to tuna town
Stow the sausage behind the beef curtains.

Of course my favorite…
Posting a letter.

@jonsblond prosciutto e melone?

aldo—making a night deposit

The most odd one I think I’ve ever heard was “the dolphin dance”.

Doin’ the horizontal mambo

@AstroChuck posting a letter? SWAK?

Knocking boots.

Making love?

Giving a belly full of marriage pudding.

Putting the baby batter in the oven.

Going spelunking.

Parking the big rig.

Laying pipe.

Hot Meat Injection

Banging beaver.
Almost Shakespearian in it’s romantic connotation.

Dipping the wick

Our poor, corrupted English language! I could say I went out for a walk on a nice sunny day and we’d find some subliminal sexual undertones there haha.

oh forgot RE night deposit—penalty for early withdrawals

@Keep_on_running how ‘bout a little football talk?
I caught you with your
Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.
Off side and holdin, yeah,
You ought a be ashamed of yourself baby
Offside and holdin yeah,
Holdin on to some one else

Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Oldies but Goodies.

Grinding grodies.

@ratboy hahahaha thanks

Caulking.

@AstroChuck not grinding grotties? as in grotesque as in the way George Harrison said it in Help?

aaahhh caulking——reminds me of my tall ship days