If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?

Vietnam Veteran Dies While Motorcycle Riding
( Film at eleven! )

Sailor saves child from burning building (I’m not good at these lol).

Local mom kills neighbors with kindness.

Vicarious Gardener Confesses Multiple Possum Murders

@CaptainHarley – Motorcycling as an unassuming trait? Okay, I’ll ride with you on that one.

@Blackberry – That was very courageous of you to say. Being a hero can be very unassuming. I tell that to my self everyday (but I can be the worst coward I know, yep)

@jonsblond – Wow! You must be very, very…nice! Although, I better be careful not be too kind myself or that’ll be it for me, with you. Just kidding. Stay…Kind.

@Adagio – Your more vicarious than you think. Humor may be your unassuming factor, because that possum surely isn’t playing dead. Good one.

Nazi Bitch Runs Amok on Website. Drops Ban Hammer on Foot.

@augustlan – I really don’t know what to think of this one. It certainly sticks out, though. But thanks for commenting, Masked A.

Angry Horror Movie Fan Wins First Place On Cheeriest Smiles Contest.

Zombie Invasion Destroyed By Local Moron
Movie Set Burned Down By Drunk