Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 30?

TJBM loves PBJ’s with Fluff on them

PB with bacon and cheese maybe !

TJBM heard there were going to be 41,000,000 trick or treaters out in the USA this weekend.

I didn’t hear this, but I believe it. I’ll be trick or treating with my daughter (Sunday and Monday).

TJBM enjoys offensive humor.

More than I’ll admit in polite company.

TJBM can say “thank you” in more than three languages.

True. If sign language counts. English. American Sign Language. Spanish. And Irish.
TJBM is bilingual! :O

Half-Truth!

I have learned two languages in my lifetime and have nearly forgotten one. I speak English (obviously) and knew Spanish when I was a child. I can now follow some conversations in Spanish but speak little. I’m gonna get it back damn it!

TJBM is a die hard, faint at his concerts kind of Justin Bieber fan.

nope, wish I could throw a brick or shoe in his direction
TJBM would rather go to a Weird Al concert.

Okay, I can’t resist.
Totally true! Major source of amusement growing up.

TJBM has more than one piercing. Earlobes count as one.

Guilty as charged! I have 3 sets and two individual piercings, or eight if you count each individually.

TJBM has an embarrassing tattoo.

Sure. A heart and a dolphin. I know. So cliche.

TJBM prefers vampires over zombies.

False. Zombies are far tastier than vampires because of their superior diet. The flavor, aroma, and texture of brains are all exquisite, while blood is curdled, glutinous, and yucky. As a bonus, brains are brain food.
TJBM has a secret ambition to someday lord it over a pair of lambs.

False. The Hair of the Beast sucks.

TJBM belongs to the IRA.

Nope. But I do terrorize little brats who annoy me. Lol.

TJBM thinks we should get rid of Daylight Savings Time.

This is completely true. Mr. SS must be psycho psychic
TJBM snuck into the movies when a teenager and opened the back door for all his/her friends to get in free too!

No, but I should have.

TJBM sometimes sneaks goodies/food and drinks into movie theaters from home or that he/she purchased elsewhere.

Hell yeah! Me and this guy snuck in Bacardi to the third LOTR movie.

TJBM owns a genuine medieval weapon.

Nope, but I own a mean chef’s knife.
TJBM is taking part in NaNoWriMo

False. But I have in the past..write, write, write!

TJBM is sleepy zzzzzzzz

Yes.
TJBM is sleepy, but not planning to sleep any time soon.

It’s currently 5:25 AM in the U.S. on the east coast, I’ll be going to bed in about an hour and 30 min.

TJBM has picked out their favorite candy to give to trick or treaters.

No, I will not be getting any trick or treaters as I live in the UK (lack of trick or treating) my front door is not easy to find and I live in a child-free area (students). Besides I would have eaten them myself anyway!
TJBM could do with a beer…

Nope, I’m not a fan of alcoholic drinks, especially ones that are not brightly coloured and composed mostly of sugar and artificial flavourings. I could do with a hot chocolate, come to think of it.

TJBM has recently indulged in some retail therapy.

I was paid on Tuesday and so I did a bit of amazon.co.uk shopping

TJBM has seen a frog recently.

False. I can’t even remember the last time I saw a frog, actually.

TJBM requires a cup of coffee or two in the morning to kick start their day.

false
TJBM is a diabetic.

Nope, but I was tested for it.
TJBM is supposed to get a nor’easter today. too early….

False. I’m in the western zone

TJBM has artistic talent

True-ish, I can do cute little doodles on my school papers!

TJBM has a headache.

False. Just woke up about an hour ago and feelin’ rested and groovy! lol

TJBM is going to some yard sales this morning

Nope. I’m going to go with my Maternal Parental Figure, to take my brother home.
TJBM can play an instrument.

True. Alto sax and clarinet.

TJBM will be carving pumpkins this weekend.

No. Never.
TJBM refuses to carve things. ;)

I REFUSE.
TJBM is easily lead.

Lead? As in “led”, or “laid”, or “lead (element)”

I’m easily led to a gin and tonic or a chocolate cake.
I’m not easily laid.
I have very little contact with lead, unless we’re discussing pencil graphite.

TJBM would like one of my homemade crabcakes?

Yes. Please. Present them. :)
TJBM wants to make me a sandwich? :D

I suppose. :)
TJBM wants to tell me what they like on their sandwiches?

depends the mood for the day, sometimes seafood, sometimes fish, sometimes, eggplant parm, or sometimes even a good italian hmmm so many sandwiches

TJBM likes homemade ice cream sandwiches

they’re ok.
TJBM had once eaten a sandwich with a goldfish in it.

Never! Bleh!

TJBM forgot about a big check they had in their wallet woo hoo, it’s like free money, kinda. haha

Trueish! Today I found some monies in my coat pocket I’d forgotten I put there! w00 h00!!

tjbm is going out for dinner tonite ; )

Nope! Even better. Just polished off the last of the fresh stone crab claw cakes I made today.

Took four hours start to finish, but so worth it.

TJBM is currently watching football.

I wish! My kids have confiscated the tv. I only have one tv

tjbm has more the one tv and will tell us how many they have : )

We have two TVs. One in the living room, and one in the upstairs guest room. Wait…we have 3. We have one little one in the upstairs guest room sitting on the guest room couch.

When the kids were little we only had one TV, tho. Now we have more TVs than we have people living in the house!

TJBM likes TV programs like NOVA better than sitcoms and series.

True, true, true! Programs like that will suck me right in everytime.

tjbm Remembers when tv had only 3–4 chnls and can name what they were.

@Dutchess_III You’re suppose to sit on the sofa and watch tv, not watch the tv sitting on the sofa! LOL

I can’t name what they were. But I remember it only haing 3–4 channels.
TJBM has black hair.

nope light brown

TJBM is attracted to someone who has Red hair

LOL! I knew I could count on you to see the irony in it @echanting ela!

My husband has sometimes sorta reddish highlights in it.

TJBM can control their dreams if they want.

some of them.
TJBM is a professional athlete.

No. I could have been, I think, at one time.

TJBM is a great addition to the collective!

True! Just ask me!! <squishy huggles @Dutchess_III >

tjbm Is an awesome addition to the collective!

@reijinni I used to run the diaper derby triathlon
(Does that count? I had 3 of them in diapers at one time)

Absolutely!

TJBM loves to cook

False. I’m good at it, but I don’t like it…mainly because of the mess!

TJBM is going to a Halloween party tonight!

False, I’m staying home. Nice quiet evening with my family.

TJBM can do the splits on a hard floor.

Back in the day, now I’d probably really hurt myself. lol

TJBM is having a nice, cold, crisp BEER! :-D

False, just had a cup of hot, wet tea! Lol.

TJBM loves Marmade (a dark brown pungent salty spread made from yeast that you can put on toast, soup, etc.)

Never heard of it. Sounds a lot like Vegemite.

TJBM has tried Vegemite

False. Vegemite sounds like a female problem.

TJBM is sees strange things in his or her head when he or she sees unfamiliar words.

@Coloma That’s right! Marmite is like Vegemite. But there’s no female thing involved. Just a yeast thing.

I just get dizzy, not strange things.

TJBM loves pancakes.

They’re okay. Waffles with goop on them are better ; )

tjbm likes biscuits and gravy for breakfast and/or supper

@MRSHINYSHOES [side note] yeast can be a female thing also… ~just saying ; )

Once in a great while, yes! It’s been forever

TJBM lives in the country where local restaurants make biscuits and gravy

False. I wish I did tho! I live in the city plus I don’t eat out much.

tjbm Is having ice cream!

No I am not. Ehm .. uhm .. I do not want it either.

The Jelly Below Me knows how to make rhymes.

True! There once was a man from Nantucket…

tjbm is having frozen yogurt?

False. Having cold beer! Beer and yogurt don’t mix. Bleh!

TJBM is digging out from a snow storm.

@Dutchess_III , me too…party in the lounge. lol Actually my allergies are so bad todaqy the beer tastes like water

TJBM has horrible fall allergies :-( Coloma needs sympathy, waaah! haha

False.I don’t have any allergies : ( Can I still sympathizes with ya and have brewski?

tjbm wants to have a party in the lounge!

<drags @Hibernate to the wing ding>

I only party in the bedroom

TJBM loves aubergine

I love everybody ‘cept skanks, a-holes and my ex! LOL

tjbm is @Hibernate!

False…well…so much for your psychic abilities! Heh!

TJBM has a cat

Ty @Coloma ^^

No I don’t have any :D

The Jelly Below Me knows my name but won’t share it with others ^^

Well….I don’t know WHY your mom named you “Hibernate.” That’s just not very nice! But you’re right. I won’t tell any one. ; )

TJBM can lay a floor and screw a fence.

I know how to but I usually don’t do it [this way I can say to others I have things to do even if I don’t do them]

The Jelly Below Me will go to sleep soon. [yawn .. good night from me]

False. Not for a few more hours.

TJBM is feeling annoyed at someone in their life right now

Hmmm… <think think think>….nope.

tjbm posted their pic on Flutherbucket ; )

False. But, I put my face in my avatar once in awhile, for a little while.

TJBM hates manipulative people

Very true.
TJBM thinks “The Cake Eaters” is a stupid movie.

I have never seen “The Cake Eaters.” It sounds stupid, though.

TJBM is getting ready to plug in a tried and true movie because there is nothing else on TV.

not this time, maybe some other time is which I can be bothered to watch a movie.
TJBM has a douchebag for a governor.

Yeah. >.<
TJBM doesn’t care. :D

I don’t ;-)

TJBM is afraid of the dark

True! :-(

TJBM loves roasted pumpkin seeds!

Meh..they’re okay, I’m a Pistachio addict though :-D

TJBM has had a Seagull poop on their head

False!

TJBM loves birds.

True, we have two lovely parakeets that sing and squawk all day long.
TJBM has been bummed because they’ve lost a chili competition. Well, I am.

No, I’ve never attempted to compete..But if it makes you feel any better, I’m sure your chili would beat mine. (And now..suddenly, I’m hungry for chili…)

TJBM is preparing a midnight snack.

Nope. It’s only 8:10. ;P
TJBM likes Hawthorne Heights music.

I’m not familiar with them.

TJBM thinks Michael Jackson was a great humanitarian.

Humanitarian? You’re joking of course…

TJBM is enjoying a clear blue sky overhead

He did a lot of good things for kids. He was a gentle soul who had a vision.

Nope. It’s pitch black outside.

TJBM can hear the sound of water in some form right now (eg., faucet dripping, rain on the rooftop, the toilet flushing, etc.)

Yes, just had water running a minute ago :-)
@MRSHINYSHOES I agree, MJ had great empathy for the state of the world

TJBM just had a delicious apple! crunch, crunch

Grilled cheese, and tomato soup. :)
TJBM is wearing black!

True! How did you know? Just like in my avatar.

TJBM is looking forward to a fun Sunday tommorow.

Not really. Can’t do it in our current family situation.

The Jelly Below Me exercises every day.

Not in the sense that I go to the gym or out for a jog but my jobs keep me on my feet and running around like a blue arsed fly so, technically, I do excercise every day.

TJBM got caught out in a heavy rain shower recently.

Yes and I did enjoy it very much.

The Jelly Below Me doesn’t like rain.

False! I love rainy days and puddle hopping when it’s warm enough! (cold + wet = no fun)

tjbm loves Singing In The Rain

Absolutely and totally untrue! I freaking love rain, snow, sleet, hail, anything wet and stormy!

TJBM is afraid of heights.

Damn, too slow.
I like it, I do not love it. Though I haven’t seen it in a while so I may have to check again. :)
Although I do absolutely love the act of singing in the rain. :D

Again, TJBM is afraid of heights.

False. I absolutely love heights!

tjbm is petrified of heights, though : (

sorz @asmonet ; )

False!

TJBM hates rollercoasters.

Ehh, iffy iffy on the rollercoasters.
TJBM is worried about a family member.

false, my family is fine allbeit a bit chilly without a working boiler.
TJBM loves reggae music.

Bob Marley? YES PLEASE!
TJBM lost power yesterday. too cold for this shi..

Depends what power.

The Jelly Below Me plays mini golf at least once every two months.

False, I rarely play minigolf.

TJBM plays tennis a lot.

More like never.

The Jelly Below Me prefers silk over cotton.

I like both. I’m one of those from earthy to classy types. I really don’t have a middle ground, I’m either looking pretty damn good or like a hippie farm chick. lol

TJBM is a girly girl

Not really.
TJBM is a boyey boy? O.o

I prefer cotton over silk..so does that make me more tomboy? I dunno.

TJBM has been mistaken for the opposite sex before in their life. (I had very short hair as a young girl and once another child said: “Hey boy, get off the swing!” After that I grew my hair longer for a while.)

Nope. Even when I had long hair I wasn’t mistaken.

The Jelly Below Me had long hair in the past.

Flowing

Tjbm is on mobile cuz no internet still

False, I’m on my laptop.

TJBM is going to accompany their little ones on Halloween night (Um, not to steal their goodies of course, but to keep them safe. Hehe.)

no kids, no problem
TJBM is too lazy for trick or treating.

False!!

TJBM is too old for trick or treating.

False! A couple of years ago, at the age of 31, I slipped on a demon mask and asked for candy, just for the fun of it. The woman at the door shook her head disapprovingly. Oh well, lol.

TJBM can’t stand drivers who speed right up behind you on the freeway, then follow you, then change lanes and cut you off.

True. People are nuts, it’s a wonder we get anywhere in one piece!

TJBM is feeling just peachy yay, finally, no more allergy headache!

True. I’m feeling very perky right now. Perky peachy.

TJBM has a lot of chores to do this weekend.

False!

TJBM is extremely hungry.

A little, nothing critical yet.

TJBM has has a favorite room in their house

True! Though it’s probably a tie between the office and my room, I’m rarely anywhere else.

TJBM could go for a nice, cool glass of water right now.

not really
TJBM wants to dress up as Qadaffi.

Do I look like the kinda duck that would play dress up as a terrorist. Quack!

TJBM snores

Don’t know, I’m sleeping! LOL
do you snore @Coloma?

tjbm is doing laundry

Yes.
TJBM is going to shower soon.

False. Hot tubby. :-)

@Coloma I don’t know for sure lol

TJBM is making dinner

Yep, I had a snack sized Snickers and some milk ; )
no kids so no cooking for me

tjbm needs to do their homework

Yes. But I also need to go play in the snow, while I’m dressed like it’s summer, because it makes me feel like a man.
TJBM likes to feel like a man. ;)

LOL True! I do love to feel a man!

tjbm likes @AshLeigh is a silly girl ; )

don’t get snow in your underwear!

Hahahaha. I am a silly girl. :)
But seriously, I just went in the snow in shorts and a tanktop. I’m cold. But I feel like a man. ;)
TJBM isa dork:)

I am a complete dork! LOL
right now i’m a mad dork >:( my isp keeps dropping me and i’m trying to dl something

tjbm hates their isp : (

False, I’m really happy with my ISP

TJBM watched The King’s Speech recently and was most impressed

False. I’ve never watched the movie.

TJBM watched a horror movie today. (I just watched “Bram Stoker’s Dracula”).

No. I watched NCIS.
TJBM loves NCIS.

I’ve never watched that show.

TJBM once bought something new and loved it, but within days it got scratched, dented, or wrecked.

My new skirt. >:( I wore it once, and it got caught on a nail, and ripped.
TJBM hates when things get ruined!

True. Especially new and expensive things, like getting my new glasses scratched, or if I had a new car, getting it dinged at a mall parking lot. :(

TJBM better go to sleep soon or else he/she will wake up a sleepy head tommorow morning. lol

Yes. It’s 11:40 PM… I need to get up at 6:15. >.<
TJBM isn’t sleepy!

True.

TJBM is sexy.

I hope not….
TJBM has an early snow day.

False.

TJBM is handing out candy tonight.

False, no one comes trick or treating down my road.—they know I’m here
TJBM has been to the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

False.

TJBM has a star on the Walk of Fame.

It’s in my plans, yes.
TJBM has a puppy.

I wish! I love puppies : )

tjbm has been to the Grand Canyon

False. I haven’t been further than Washington…
TJBM doesn’t like to travel.

False. I love to travel, but haven’t that much : (

tjbm would love to time travel back to see the dinos!

Nah. Thinks are scary enough here. :P
TJBM doesn’t want to get out of bed! :(

Just did! :-)

TJBM is out of it right now coffee, coffee, work your magic lol

Kind of. I hate Mondays!
TJBM needs their morning coffee!

False, coffee has already been consumed.

TJBM uses extravagant words.

Sometimes. I’m verbal and verbose and love words/language

TJBM has a stuffy beak

nope
TJBM can speak Picard.

False.

TJBM uses tiny words.

True. Lots of 4 letter ones.

TJBM swears like a salty sailor.

False, I try to keep up a “good girl” image. not that it works very well…
TJBM knows a sailor.

False.

TJBM knows a pirate.

I guess real one are out of the question :D I do however know people who dress like pirate on a daily basis [their job]

The Jelly Below Me likes parrots.

True.

TJBM likes crackers.

Yup.

The Jelly Below Me uses more salt than he/she should.

False, I try to avoid a lot of salt as much as possible.

TJBM has had a kidney stone before.

No and I don’t want one.

The Jelly Below Me visits a cemetery at least once per month.

False.

TJBM is celebrating 30 parts of The Jelly Below Me threads!

Sure, why not?

TJBM often thinks how really amazing it is to communicate with thousands of people over the internet

True.

TJBM has an appt today.

Only an appt. for a romantic night out on the town with my s/o.

TJBM uses one of these brand names of soap——Dial, Soft Soap, Dove.

Sure? I’m not sure.
TJBM is squeaky clean.

Not squeaky, haven’t showered yet this morning.
@MRSHINYSHOES, I am on my last bar of Taiwanese soap lol

TJBM loves to travel to unusual places

True, my bedroom is an exotic locale!
TJBM is bored.

False!

TJBM has super fun plans for tonight!

nope
TJBM has their house on an international border.

False. But, I am on the border of some wilderness areas, where the wild things are.
One should not leave the “circle of light” after dark over this way, especially if you’re a house pet. lol

TJBM can’t believe how fast their day is going

True, and I’m still in my PJs!
TJBM is shy.

No I’m not.

The Jelly Below Me knows how to talk to shy people.

True, I’m good at getting through people’s shell.
TJBM still reads children’s stories.

Yup.

The Jelly Below Me never reads books.

False. I always read books:)
TJBM thinks it’s ridiculous that I have a midterm on Friday!

True, that is ridiculous. No mid-terms for me for a while.
TJBM hated/hates high school.

True. I graduated a year early because I hated it so much. Worked for extra credit and got a reduced sentence. I’m no worse for intellect. lol

TJBM hates football

Well, ‘hate’ is such a strong term, but I don’t follow it at all. Once in a while I’ll catch some division playoffs because they can be the best games for sheer athleticism and brinksmanship.

TJBM is getting a costume on for Halloween. (describe please!)

False, sorry. But my friend is dressed as the Team Rocket chick from Pokemon.
TJBM loves James Bond.

Meh…take him or leave him. lol

TJBM is in-joying a beautiful almost sunset

It’s too late for that.

TJBM took a long nap today.

False, I never take naps.

TJBM just planted strawberry plants this afternoon

Nope.
I fell asleep at 4, and just woke up, at 8… I’m probably not gonna sleep tonight. :/
TJBM isn’t going to sleep any time soon! D:

True. It’s only 9:03 pm.

TJBM still has kids coming to the door trick or treating, at this time of night.

No more kids at the door. We had a signup sheet for the kids in the building (240+ apartments) to come by starting 6pm ending at 8pm and that was over 4 hours ago.
TJBM is watching a scary movie.

Nope. I watch scary movies most nights. But on Halloween I rebel against the usual thing to do.
TJBM is a rebel.

True, in many ways I am, despite my “conservative” persona.

TJBM eats supper and watches t.v. at the same time (simultaneously).

I hate to say it, but we do. We don’t do it quietly though. We all (my family) like the same shows and talk about what we’re watching and other stuff. =)

TJBM has jumped off a cliff into a body of water.

Goodness no!
TJBM has finally got their house ready for winter.

No, I haven’t yet. I’m too lazy.

TJBM regularly takes cool to ice cold showers, just like me.

Yeah:) When it’s too hot.
TJBM is drunk! D:

Nope. Just tired. It’s been a long spooky night.

TJBM never uses the lens cloth and spray that optical shops give them when he /she buys a new pair of eyeglasses. He/she washes the eyeglasses with soap and water instead, and uses Kleenex to wipe them.

I don’t wear glasses except for cheap sunglasses. I clean ‘em any old way, but soap and water and a clean T-shirt material seems to work best.

TJBM has a lot of Halloween candy left over.

Nope. Like one kid comes to my house, so we just give the hole bag to her. >.<
I hate Halloween, but I’m not an asshole. I still give out candy. Hah.
TJBM rocks. :)

Yep, thanks. Lol.

TJBM thinks it’s always hard to get off Fluther, then shut the computer down to call it a night.

True! Although, even after my four hour nap, I’m almost tired enough to go back to sleep.
TJBM is tired.

True. Very. Goin’ to bed soon.

TJBM puts his/hands on his/her chest when he/she sleeps.

Nope.

TJBM uses a hair dryer to warm up.

Haha, yes, I have used it to warm my bed a few times, feels amazing!

TJBM can whistle well

No. I can’t whistle at all. :(
TJBM will teach me how to whistle!

Pucker your lips. Hold your tongue like this. Blow. See?

TJBM can’t fall asleep if they are cold.

No, I don’t see. >.<
Nah. This is Alaska. I’m used to it.
TJBM can’t fall asleep if they are HOT!

True. It’s easier to warm up than cool down.

TJBM will say goodnight to Coloma nitey nite people :-)

Good night Coloma . :)
TJBM will say goodnight to Ash-Leigh. :) Night guys!

Sleep well.

The Jelly Below Me is a good lier.

Not sure what a lier is but i’m not a liar at all so i’m not good at it

TJBM just got up

That is correct ! I’m also a good lier, one who is lying/reclined, and I was just practicing.
TJBM has a vigorous morning exercise routine.

False, I don’t need it.
TJBM lives in England.

One day… <3
TJBM likes The Beatles! :D

Eh…

TJBM is on fire. Call 911!

Yes. It’s really hot in my house!
TJBM is cold.

yep
TJBM often wears a burqa.

Maybe if I knew what it was.
TJBM likes stand-up comedy.

@TheIntern55 That’s the garment a Muslim woman wears when she is covered from head to toe and only her eyes peek out.

If it’s clean, yes!

TJBM has homework.

@snowberry then no, I never wear a burqa
False, I haven’t had school the past 2 days.
TJBM is enjoying a day off.

Sort of. I’m retired, so my day off looks a lot like other days.

TJBM is eating left over Halloween candy. What kind?

False. Ate candy last night, candied out..bleh!

TJBM is expecting a storm later in the week

Haven’t heard.

TJBM has a bad tooth.

False, but, going in for a checkup and cleaning on the 16th. :-D

TJBM loves “Honey Crisp” apples

They sound delish!

TJBM eats many small means throughout the day.

True, I look like a girl and eat like a guy!
TJBM can play the piano.

nope
TJBM wants to play the ukelele.

yes, let me grab it now and play some.

TJBM plays a wind instrument

True, the clarinet! The fact that Squidward plays it was my main influenece.
TJBM will join the Fluther band! coming soon…

Yes. The Venomous Tentacles are awesome!

TJBM has been knocked out while playing their instrument

False. I can’t sing, dance or play any musical instrument. I’d make a great groupie though cuz I find people with the musical abilities I lack are so amazing. especially the drums and piano

tjbm has no musical talent, like me.

Fasle. But I can’t sing without a bird falling from the sky, dying from the awful tragedy he just heard.
TJBM has starred in musical.

True-ish, we did The Wizard of Oz for our fifth grade play, and my character had a good amount of singing!

TJBM has stage fright.

Completley false. You put me up on a stage in front of as many people as possible and I’ll be happier than a clam!
TJBM is as confused as me as where “happier than a clam” comes from. Spongebob?

True! I’d like to think that it came from Spongebob, though.

TJBM is eating Halloween candy right now.

False. Just had raisen toast and PB and leaving soon for a day of decandance with fresh picked apples and baked goods cruisin’ my local mountain ranch tour loop. :-D

Gotta get some apple bread, pie, and caramel apples.

TJBM is waiting on someone

No.

The Jelly Below Me is sleepy.

@creative1 that was supposed to be for someone from France [but my friend didn’t felt like replying ..] One who does connections… Next time I’ll post only if he’ll feel like playing :)

I’m not. But last night I fell asleep on the couch and woke up at 2 AM.

TJBM likes raw oysters.

… O.O NO!
TJBM tastes good. ;)

False.I taste delish!! wanna nibble? ; )

tjbm didn’t shower today and is stinky

I did shower today, and I smell amazing. :)
TJBM also smells amazing.

True. My kids tell me I smell good a lot lol
Smell is very important to me and by far the most sensual of the senses.

tjbm loves to follow their nose

TO food? HELL YES!
TJBM loves Gene Wilder.

I am that familiar with him.

TJBM thinks that malls and other businesses should close on Sundays.

Nope, I wish they could have Christmas hours all year round

TJBM starts their Christmas shopping the day after Thanksgiving

Nope, I don’t do it til December.

TJBM is starting to feel hungry.

False, just ate!
TJBM wanted to be a singer growing up.

I’m still growing up, and I’m the singer in a band. :P So I’d say I wouldn’t mind being a sing.—Although what I really want to be is a writer, and a counselor.
TJBM wants to be a cowboy when they grow up. ;)

Yee-ha! :) I reckon the wouldn’t be so bad.
TJBM uses Google every day.

Mayhaps, but not always.

TJBM uses their toothbrush several times a day

True.

TJBM has sensitive teeth——to cold, hot food and drinks. Has to use a special kind of toothpaste for sensitive teeth.

False. I have great teeth, I eat and drink everything with no issues. watch, I’m gonna break a tooth on my caramel apple now haha

TJBM has a “headtrip” a wire head massager

no, but I work with someone who is a “headtrip”. Does that count?

TJBM have had their fortune read

I read my chinese horoscope at a chinese restaurant tonight. I’m a happy “man.” lol

TJBM has choked on food before, like seriously choked

False. Has never happened other then a drink going down the wrong pipe.

tjbm is a plumber
why is that not pronounced plum-ber?

False.

TJBM takes a probiotic, so that he/she doesn’t have a great need for a plumber. Lol.

Not right now, but, yes, sometimes.

TJBM has stayed up waay too late again oh, the amazon addiction got me again tonight, this time I ordered books about mountain lion and bear attacks. lol

True. It’s almost midnight, and I have to get up at 6:15. :(
TJBM isn’t sleepy! :/

I just woke up .. I still want to sleep.

The Jelly Below Me is hungry.

I’ll be eating soon.
TJBM has called 911 for a lame reason.

I called 911 once, because my house got broken into. The police told me I didn’t have to call 911 because it wasn’t an emergency. Oh well.

TJBM woke up in the middle of the night yesterday and couldn’t get back to sleep for a little while.

Nah, slept like a baby in a bassinet.

TJBM had fruit for breakfast

Coconut is fruit, right?

TJBM know a tomato is fruit not a vegetable.

Yup!

TJBM would like another cup of coffee

Just poured one.

TJBM grinds their coffee beans just before brewing.

I don’t drink coffee very often.
TJBM doesn’t want to start the day!

well being as its 4.30pm here (UK) Im due to finish my day soon! I found it VERY hard to get up this morning though!
TJBM Is NOT in the US right now.

False. I am in California, in the high foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains. :-)

TJBM is all warm and cozy on a chilly morning

sort of.
TJBM knows that Megacorp is really in charge of our governments.

Oh yes, and martians.

Tjbm has an axe to grind

Not an axe, maybe a small paring knife. lol

TJBM had something unusual for breakfast

False, just the usual scrambled eggs with green pepper!

TJBM has fun plans for this weekend.

Nope, I’m as boring as they come.
TJBM licks people’s eyeballs for fun.

Gah! No!

TJBM loves long hot baths

Nope, showers all the way!
TJBM has eaten venison before.
@Meego I did that at camp once and a girl in my cabin got pink eye.

True. Had it for Thanksgiving. tough but good.
TJBM knows that it ain’t Thanksgiving unless meat is served.

Depends. I wouldn’t presume to define someone elses idea of the perfect Thanksgiving meal.
I could happily subsist on veggies, stuffing and pie. lol

TJBM loves home made stuffing

True, one of the few things I eat at Thanksgiving.
TJBM can’t believe it’s already Novemeber. What happened to the year?

True! Jesus…it’s a time warp, glad I’m not the only one! Shit..this entire YEAR had flown by. lol

TJBM had a Caramel apple with walnuts for breakfast, like me! OMG! Fresh from the ranch yesterday! Killer!

False. Frosted mini wheat. It’s the cereal I’m kickin on atm ; ) nummylicious

tjbm has cold feets : (

Nope, I got on my slipper socks.
TJBM is sitting next to their dog right now.

Dang… I so wish I had a dog : (

tjbm will borrow out their dog to me : ) (kinna like rent-a-pup)

If you want him. He’s a 9-month old hound dog with lots of energy who loves eating, especially furniture! Enjoy him.
TJBM wants to live in another era.

Visit, yes,but live in? No thanks! I’ll take the puppy, 1 slipper and 1 chair plz ; )

tjbm does not want to go out tonight…
baby, it’s cold outside : (

It’s really windy…
TJBM has a puppy in their room, like me!
My brother picked me up early from school, so I could meet his new puppy! :)

I’m having serious puppy envy : (
False. I got a sick puppies cd and stuffed puppies… n that’s it : (

tjbm has a belly ache

NO I don’t.

The Jelly Below Me likes yellow.

True!

TJBM loves chocolate.

Yeah.

The Jelly Below Me likes theatres more than cinemas.

Ugh, under my current financial status we are going to the cinema!

TJBM loves building treehouses.

Sounds complicated. :/
TJBM has made a tree swing before.

Yup

TJBM has swung into a lake on a rope swing

False.

TJBM has to pee.

Haha, not right now, but soon I imagine On my 3rd Jack Russel Farmhouse Ale

TJBM just gad a great talk with someone they love

Sure. @LezboPirate taught me how to say “Naked” in sign language, and I taught her how to say bullshit. That counts right?
TJBM can speak sign language.

Nope.

TJBM know a few Chinese written words (i.e., Chinese characters), perhaps two or three, or more.

2 or 3 or more, Yes

TJBM can eat with chop sticks without poking their own eye out

Yes, but I have poked someone else with my chopsticks, usually sitting beside me, not in the eye, but in the arm

TJBM knows a few words of Swedish.

False, and I am ⅓rd Swedish. lol
TJBM looks forward to @MRSHINYSHOES playfulness I do, I do, quality peeps make themselves known :-)

of course. and the leather references too
@Coloma ½ Swede and i am near wordless

TJBM like playfulness with leather

You bet, especially if it involves saddles and martingales. lol

TJBM is afraid of bugs

Not afraid of them——I just don’t like them. I have no problem squashing them with my shiny shoed feet, then wiping the guts off the nice leather.

@blueiiznh (wink——lol)

TJBM likes Swedish blondes. I do.

True. Considering I AM one. lol

TJBM is a Preying Mantis lover Tis the season and they are everywhere

I don’t mind them. I live in a part of the country where there’s none. Too cool for them up here.

TJBM once swallowed an insect by accident.

True. I have swallowed a lot of gnats riding my bike.
Graffiti I saw in Asia…” Insect your soul” lol

TJBM is having a late dinner

Yes I did. I normally eat dinner at around 6 or 7 pm., but tonight it was like 8:30 pm.

TJBM thinks “Engrish” is funny (when you read what is written in English in some Asian places——see examples—-

http://www.emailvariety.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/engrish16.jpg

http://cdn1.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/engrish-7.jpg

True! I love www.engrish.com great laughs in “lost in translation.”

TJBM hears dogs barking right now

False. I hear my daughter snoring My dogs are fast asleep and the nearest neighbor is ¼ mile away.

TJBM is offended by pictures of dogs in pilgrim costumes. :P

Nope. I’m not uptight:)
TJBM feels so much better than they did earlier. :)

True. I took a cold shower, which energized me, then calmed me down. Feel good now.

TJBM likes to use old grocery/shopping bags to line his/her garbage wastebaskets.

I sure do.
TJBM loves it when they wake up in the morning and stretch. :)

Only if I had a good night sleep before. If I didn’t, I wake up groggy and don’t want to stretch. Lol.

TJBM hates waking up to the dark and cold.

I hate it. :(
TJBM is writing a novel, like me. :)

nope, don’t have a mindset to write long stories, but I have written shorter works.
TJBM wants to take a look at my stories.

True! I favored the page ; )

tjbm likes to read the book before seeing the movie

Nope.

TJBM is a funny character and is famous.

… HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TJBM pops their neck.

True! Or rather, it pops itself a lot. old bones comin’ on.

TJBM has noticed that Yahoo weather is off. My homepage says it is 91 degrees right now and it is 45. lololol

LOL False my hoo-eather is just fine. it does revert to chicago sometimes though, so maybe it’s the temp for a nearby satellite?

tjbm needs to shower, like now!

nope.
TJBM has played a nice game of “Does this look infected?”

False. What’s that?

TJBM is looking forward to a storm today

I wish. I love a good storm.

TJBM had some bad news recently.

False, knock on wood! ;-)

TJBM LOVES Preying Mantises

Yeppers and I’m gonna sit on your porch right now and watch ‘em @Coloma ; )

tjbm wants @Coloma to post a pic of the Preying Mantises! I know I do!!

yes, and @Coloma, that’s when they show you a bump, scar or bruise and ask you if it is infected or not.
TJBM is wet today.

Wet? Do you mean ME or the weather. Um..the weather is going to be wet later. lol

TJBM will settle for my psychedelic ducky in place of a preying mantis pic.

I might get one later

True. I think it’s just “Fan-ducks-tic!!!”

TJBM likes the song “Disco Duck”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg

nice attempt at humour. Keep trying. @Coloma, both.
TJBM wants to kill the corporate state.

No way.

The Jelly Below Me drinks a lot of water daily.

True dat! I have a bottle at hand now lol

tjbm drinks a lot of vodka daily or nightly ; )

Blech no! I had a few beers last night for the first time in awhile and I woke up in the middle of the night feeling crappy and still feel crappy. :-(

TJBM wants to see where I live in my avatar Per request of another jelly for fall avatars. No, I do not ive in a motor home, it is a campground near my house on the river. ;-)

@Coloma <waves> I’m pretty sure I can see standing beside it waving at me…

Well by popular demand it seems we do want to see it.

The Jelly Below Me likes to see that picture in a bigger format.

True so i can confirm the wavage lol

tjbm has a headache : (

Yes I do. Came with it when I received .. erm .. better not. I just have it.

The Jelly Below Me likes to help others.

True. Being good to our fellow men and pets is what it’s all about. waving at Ela!

TJBM has a headache

wonders if i am a pet or man…. lol

True, I have a bit of a bongo one : ( teetering on migraine, ugh

tjbm thinks @Coloma is a super duper funny girl! <mwah!>

I don’t think. I know she is.

The Jelly Below Me has important things to do.

Not today! :p

I just found out that TJBM is Santa Claus’s favourite elf!

I wish I could be mistaken for an elf .. I’m too big to be an elf ^^

The Jelly Below Me wants Christmas to come sooner.

:O your Santa!
Xmas is 45 days away! I do want it here more quick!

TJBM had pancakes with sugar on em instead of maple syrup for breakfast.

False. I have a beer hangover and so I had cottage cheese and hot sauce with chips and an apple. I still feel like shit haha

TJBM is an alcohol lightweight

I will take plead the Fifth on that loaded question.

TJBM uses the 5th amendment everday

False, but it’s always on reserve. haha

TJBM wears womens underware

lol…nope…i prefer commando is you must know

TJBM rides bareback

True. Horses and men. Lets RODEO! haha

TJBM lives on Brokeback mountain Heh!

Ummm… False. never even seen the movie

tjbm is entered in a science fair

Nope, science is one of my least favorite subjects.
TJBM is writhing a novel for NaNoWriMo.

Nah, I couldn’t write my way out of a paper bag ; ) Grocery lists… that I can do.

but tjbm is writhing a novel for NaNoWriMo @TheIntern55

Nah, I did one last year though. (Well, I didn’t reach the 50k word goal, but I got to 35k!)

TJBM is suuuuper tired.

False, but, I have a hangover and a sinus infection..great combo. lol
@TheIntern55 Haha ” writhing” a novel? Yes, writing is a writhing experience at times. lol

TJBM loves word slips

True! I love slipage… lol

tjbm has a dirty mind LOL

Well, now that you mention it…
@Coloma My subconcious mind, telling me the story sucks? Possibly.
TJBM likes horror stories.

False. I sleep alone and get too scared. I like romances.

tjbm has a pet turtle

No, they’re too calm for me.
TJBM has a song stuck in their head.

Always.
TJBM eats cereal at night time. :)

Always ; )

tjbm eats pizza for breakfast

yes

TJBM is not used to @Coloma new avatar yet

Not at all. O.o
TJBM likes cookies!

mmmmmm did you say cookie?
ode to cookie

TJBM eat cookie dough

False. Sometimes I lick the beaters, though : )

tjbm is baking cookies and will share!

I wish. I’m studying for my Biology Mid-Term. :(
TJBM studies! :O

True. Doing some homework now. That’s why I been around so long LOL
In between laundry, cleaning, fluthering and eating : (

tjbm is doing homework too!

Yes I am.
TJBM watches NCIS.

False. Is that the one with the homely redheaded guy that always turns his head and talks? total ickage

tjbm wants to dance!

… No. It’s not.
I’d love to. ;)
TJBM will dance with me. :D

<pick me! pick me @AshLeigh>!
True!! <dances>

tjbm has seen Pink Floyd in concert

yes I have. Amazing

TJBM is sad I broke up the @AshLeigh & @EnchantingEla show

LOL The Ash & Ela Show
Not really, you’re cuter and you can be our guest star! ; )

tjbm thinks we could have an awesome show tonight lol

Yes, Anything is possible especially in the capable hands of you two.

TJBM has their DVR set on this show now.

Show may be cancelled, seems @AshLeigh has gone AWAL : (
False. No DVR or VCR and only one TV ; )

tjbm has 3+ tvs

yes, guilty as charged.

TJBM is not awol ever.

Sorry, I was studying. >.<
Never. ;)
TJBMishavingaproblemwiththeirspacebar! :)

not tonight thank goodness.
I first read that as “is shaving a problem area with spacebar….

TJBM thinkstheworldwouldbeadifferentplaceifweleftoutspaces

Yes, time would movvvvesooooooooooooslowwwwwwwwwwwy.

TJBM has a teddy bear.

False. Stuffed puppies! They are way cuter ; )

tjbm stuffs their face at thanksgiving dinner!

@AshLeigh!!

@EnchantingEla!!
Nah. Not really. I don’t like most Thanksgiving food. D:
TJBM is @MRSHINYSHOES?!?!?!?!

False! :-D

TJBM likes snowcones

Yes I do. :D
TJBM is Mexican?

False. Welsh, Scottish, German and a wee bit of Swedish.

TJBM is Irish

Yes, actually I am.
TJBM is from the UK?

False.The US… close though ; )

tjbm plays the saxophone

False! I play my own oboe. Much funner.

TJBM thinks they should get rid of all tags along shirt collars, so we wouldn’t have to cut them off before we wear them.

True! Bah!

TJBM would like to pet sit for @MRSHINYSHOES Koi fish I will, I will..but, you’ll have to buy me a plane ticket, and then, I’ll need a goose & cat sitter. lol

No, not even for pay.

TJBM has a candle burning.

True-ish. JUST blew it out, it was burning in my bathroom while I took a bath. :-)

TJBM loves raisen toast

I haven’t had it in like 20 years but I remember it fondly.

TJBM wore a hat today.

For a little while.
TJBM needs a hug.

I’ve had many today already, but expect more before I fall asleep.

TJBM has on jammies with buttons.

Not yet.
TJBM is wearing a blue shirt.

Nope

TJBM is a gambler.

No I am not. I rarely bet on something.

The Jelly Below Me is guilty of loving puppies.

The guilt is placed upon my shoulders :D

I heard that TJBM hates bunnies especially the Easter bunny =O
(\ /)
( . .)
c(”)(”)

Nope I love bunnies, I actually owned one as a child

TJBM loves Ruffles potato chips

true
TJBM likes to have a few bags of kettle chips and a bottle of Jarritos.

Nah

Tjbm likes a bottle of champagne and a side of strawberries.

Ooh yes! I live about 10 minutes from a local winery/micro-brewery that makes the BEST Champagne in the world. I like Raspberries in mine! :-D

TJBM has been to the Grand Canyon

I have and I loved it!

TJBM has been to Yosemite.

True. It is about a 3 hour drive my my side of the Sierras. :-)
@Leanne1986 I’m so glad you enjoyed your trip to the U.S. :-D

TJBM would host/hostess a traveling Jelly

Most certainly! We currently have a person staying with us for a while, and more are always welcome! We’re also in the middle of building a room in the basement for her, so the couch will be free soon!
(Note: “We” are not actually building the room, two contractors are. Please do not allow me to handle power tools, especially a Sawzall. Thank you.)

TJBM likes to figure out what makes things tick.

Psychologically yes, mechanically no, and power tools are extremely risky in my hands too.
I once cut through am extension cord with a pair of electric hedge trimmers…Ooooh, pretty fireworks! lol

TJBM is afraid to go collect the propane statement on their porch after having their tank filled projection…OMG, scary, the $600 fill!

Nope it was the electric bill – - $335.00

TJBM is going to a “party” over the weekend

False. But I am meeting friends for a graduation photo shoot at the beautiful state park near my house and a picnic. :-D
@Tropical_Willie I just looked at my statement on the doorknob, $518 ! A little better than I thought. :-/

TJBM is has gone scuba diving

never
TJBM is going to hurl their flip-flops at Romney.

False.

TJBM will guess which woman in my avatar is me