What is the weirdest Halloween costume you've ever seen/worn?

This year I tried to go as Elvira. Unfortunately it was a huge disaster because the dress I had was button down velvet with loose button holes., and it unbuttoned itself a bit too far. Thankfully I was with the gals in the kitchen and was not out amongst the general party giving them a peep show.

I may never do Halloween again after that one. I was totally mortified.

Anyone else wishing they were in the kitchen?

My youngest sister always has the best costumes and the standout one for me was the year she dressed up as Sylvia Plath. She constructed an oven from a big cardboard box, decorated it with a real potholders, glued on old oven knob covers and a front over door flap that stayed open to expose her blackened and greened face.

A looong time ago my wife and I went to a party as a pregnant woman and doctor. I was the woman. She was the doc.
Everyone thought the bulge was just a pillow. But actually, I was wearing my 10 day old son in a Snuggly under the preggers top. When he started to wake up, I pretended to go into labor with all the breathing “hooting and houting” while she delivered him. It was awesome!

@Neizvestnaya THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I’VE EVER HEARD.

I went as Ziggy Stardust this year. Next year I’m contemplating Charlie Sheen, even though I’m a girl.

My favorite was to go as a blooming idiot. Green tights. Over that a purple dress covered with great big cut paper flowers. A poofy net hat with more cut paper flowers. Face make up with daisy type petals around the eyes. Not really weird, but fun.

@thesparrow: I’ve got a pic somewhere.

A testicle. I wasn’t wearing that.
Oh, and, if you know the song ‘Sexy and I know it’.. Yep, there were guys wearing that, and ‘wiggling’ their dicks like in the video clip.
This is a picture of what LMFAO were wearing (they wore something just like it, and did the wiggle. This

A rainbow ninja. shudder

A friend and I went as Siamise twins. We dressed up as young girls in indentical clothing and braided one side of our hair together in order to be connected. It made for an interesting evening.

I was a computer virus once. I was in a big black sheet that stretched out square when I spread out my arms like a floppy disk [remember floppy disks?] that was printed with all sorts of nasty code. I was silkscreening back then so it all looked very real giant white courier type just as it would have looked.on screen’’

My beau played it light. He just wore a yellow slicker like Maine lobstermen wear with a pin on it saying “I love NY [with the heart]”—yes, he was a city slicker

Another couple went to that party as the Pope and the Pill.

@worriedguy I hope your son enjoyed the party. A little rough on the little fella using him as a prop. I even hope he pooped while he was there.

@anartist Sure, he enjoyed it. He slept like a baby.