Believe me, a bunch of us are already at the mansion setting up. People like uh, oh no I can’t mention him, and uh, oh sorry I can’t mention her either, but believe me they’re all there waiting for you!
OMG you should see, uh oh I can’t tell you who, but @ So and So looks really cute in his bow tie!
And don’t worry we will try hard not to bring anything to the party that will give you food poisoning. To ensure the health of all the Jellies, we’ve made sure that uh, oh I can’t tell you who, but there will be a doctor, uh no, maybe he’s just a dentist, or maybe a gynecologist? Uh, sorry, but there will be someone at the party who is qualified to assist anyone who might get the poops and runs.
But since your Mom probably won’t be at this party, because we simply don’t know who she is, or what her name is, we’ve decided to put bottles of red and white wine on all of the tables.
Right now all of the gals, uh I mean guys, uh I mean everybody and anybody that might be in charge of the hors d’oevres is over at Costco right now picking up some of These and some of This and some of These. Don’t worry, we’ll be handing out flavored dental floss picks after the feast.
And because this is a potluck and the holidays are a comin’ I decided to bring this Pumpkin Cheesecake with Gingerbread Crust and Bourbon Eggnog Anglaise
Congratulations friend!