Has any animal besides a dog ever humped your leg?
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November 5th, 2011
E.g., I’ve never had a cat hump my leg. Are cats just that much cooler than dogs, or is it something else? ;-p
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Yes. A 1 yr old wanting a horse ride.
My leg was humped by a newt once.
it got better
Cats just aren’t perverts the way dogs are.
@Blondesjon You’re going to say “My leg was humped by a newt…” and leave it at that? I wasn’t aware newts could hump. Care to elaborate?
No, I’ve never been humped by any animal except a dog. There was, however, a rather disturbing incident once, involving me and a female Mangabey, at the San Diego Zoo, that made me very grateful for the existence of cages.
You want to know more about that one, @Blondesjon? Forget it!
A Rhino beetle once had a lot of fun with my ex husband’s big toe.
A cat. It was very disturbing.
Also, one time at the zoo, a monkey.
My cat is a humper. He humps blankets, he has a Santa hat that he loves to hump… and usually my arm, but, sometimes he will hump my leg. Or whatever. He also bites the hell out of me when he does it. Not cool.
He’s neutered.
When I was in college there was this girl – she was such an animal…
But then again, I don’t get humped and tell
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