What do you think makes a God scratch his or her head?

As in a God we can pick other gods besides the Christian god, right?

Odin; I’m getting fucked up by a dog. Not impressive, eh? scratches helmet

Thor; Damnit dad, you let me down.

God; Jesus Christ…shakes head

Jesus; Don’t be using my name in vain, yo.

God; Shut up, boy.

Dionysus; Yall shut up, I got a badass headache here!

Odin; Hey man, god of death and war being eaten by a wolf here! Little help?

Loki; Lawlz.

When something like that happens, Xena shakes her head.

I may have just answered that one in my last comment.

Dandruff.

Where can he/she (GOD) meet more of the opposite sex?

How much importance we place on him/her (believer or not) and how much importance we place on thinking we have shit all figured out.

If you’d watched Saturday Night Live tonight, you’d know the answer: Greek economics.

Zeus scratched his head, and ten minutes later Pallas Athena popped out of his skull full grown and in full battle armor. That’s quite a reason for some scratching.

I wouldn’t know.

Flutherers.

who is going to run on the Republican side for 2012?
They are getting kicked off the bus every other day.

The middle east.

Dandruff?
edit: I see that quip has already been used, I shall leave it in though, coz it’s probably true.

When I think of God as some perceivable, personified thing…I think that most of what we do makes zim scratch zis head.

But in particular, I imagine zim thinking wistfully something like…“Why does nobody get me?”

Lice.

Du-uuh!

Who says the Kardashians were made in my image, and why does anyone pay attention to any of them?

Canadian Badgers aka those mosquito looking bugs that cover everything in the spring in Cleveland. That’s my 1st serious question if I ever meet some God. Why the hell make a bug that lives for 2 weeks, but has no mouth, with the sole purpose of reproducing. WTF, Duder?

Humans

Religious people.

I don’t think there really is anything…after all, a God is a God…they are beyond our human frailties and misunderstandings…:)

It makes me scratch my head when I encounter people thinking of God having a head and fingers to scratch it.

Celestial itch

Bad fitting Halo
Promise to Noah
Why anyone would believe sex would be necessary in heaven
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Greek Gods, why anyone would think they would have to rape human women.
Why humans think there would be human females prettier than any Goddess
If Hercules was so strong why wouldn’t humans consider that his super sperm would rip a girl in half?
Why do humans praise a God with little stupid wings on his feet.