Why do I really want Justin Bieber to be that 20 year old's BabyDaddy?

I love this question.

I feel for the little baba when he starts singing lullabies in that bieberesque cheesy way.
Maybe it’ll react in the same way as music lovers everywhere do & puke in his face!

When I hear his name I think of “I Shot the Sheriff”.

Because it’s so screwed up and immoral and strange that it’s amazing.
But it would disprove everything we know: it would mean he isn’t a girl.

I understand your sentiment and kinda agree but really, there is no way that child could be Bieber’s kid. His kid if it comes out will be the cutest little giggling hamster juggling pink, white and purple marshmallows, see?

Part of me wants it to be true, not because I hate Justin Bieber, but because it’s so interesting and scandalous. At the same time, I think Mariah Yeater is probably a bit nutty and if it turns out not to be true, I hope she does get sued.

@DominicX Exactly.

What’s so amazing about this?
Hollywood could corrupt Ghandi. lol

@Coloma But I don’t think too many kids will be opting for his hair. The Ghandi probably would be a bust.

Because you had sex with that woman too, at about the same time?

Actually, I kind of like Bieber and wish him well. At this point, he is a harmless sort, singing to his maximum, and trying to be as good as he can be. Obviously there are many who love the guy, so let them enjoy. To spoil it with the frenzy seems a letdown to me, and I, for one, wish him well (especially if he is telling the truth). My 12 year old niece would love my answer…. So, I am not sure why you want this angst for him to be true. I would hypothesize that often we want people we might not like to fail. I suggest that it is better if there is less grief and turmoil. So maybe you should reconsider.

Gawd, I don’t want it to be true. The guy actually seems like a nice kid. I know for us adults it is too sickening sweet, and watching the young girls go crazy for him, and his rise to the top seems ridiculous, but the times I have listened to him in interviews, well like I said, nice kid.

The biggest reason I don’t want it to be true is because if I hear another guy talk about how he lost his virginity with an older woman I might shoot myself. That story is so overdone.

Because it was inevitable. With all those screaming ignorant tween females, many who should know better, chasing after him, it is no big stretch of the imagination that he is sticking his dumbstick, however dinky it may be, into many moist honey caves while traveling the land. He is a cash cow waiting to be fleeced.

Because then it would end the tween idolization portion of his media career, and start the significantly more entertaining portion of adults demonizing him? I don’t quite know why, but it’s always better when our idols fall from grace…

@Hypocrisy_Central Why do you call penises dumbsticks?

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“Dumbstick? LMAO!

@FutureMemory Why do you call penises dumbsticks? Because most men who should know better, and are intelligent, will make stupid decisions, and do the stupidest things when they believe they will get their penis some sexual action by a woman. Hence, it is like a stick on the man’s body that a when a woman utilizes it, can make the smartest of men dumb and stupid.

@Hypocrisy_Central Thank you :)

For the record I doubt he’s the father, but it sure would be hilarious if he was :D

Schadenfreude, of the squeaky-clean teen idol variety. I always thought it would have been hilarious (disturbing, but still hilarious) if Donny and Marie had turned out to be having an incestuous relationship.

Damn!

Paternity suit dropped.

I know I am late but I just caught this and @augustlan your whisper is just too perverse to even think about! (but I am and laughing hysterically. That would have been the epitome of something, I’m just not sure what!!!)

I think you answered the question for yourself. It seems like you’d get a kick out of it if it is proven to be true! ^_^