What funny jokes can you come up with in the form of one or more questions?
Jokes mostly come in phrases or paragraphs or in a question and answer format. There’s always an agenda for every concocted anecdote which is nothing but the perfect entourage for the ultimate punchline. But would it be possible to execute a good funny joke with just one or a series of questions? Just wondering.
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Not sure…maybe one liners as questions.
Removed by me (and my entourage).
Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?
What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
Most of the time you get an onion with floppy ears, but…every once in awhile you get a piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.
What did Jeffery Dahmer sing on the way to his refrigerator?
My baloney has a first name…..
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off? :-/
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, “Have you been drinking, sir?”
“Why?” snorts the man. “Is there a fat bird in my car?” :-/
This is the second time I’ve pulled this out in a week. My father was a fan of Yogi Berra and he used many of his jokes. Most folks don’t even seem to know who he was, let alone remember his jokes. Here are a few of my favorites.
If someone asked him what time it was, Dad would say, “You mean now?”
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Not sure if Yogi said this, but it sounds like Dad got the idea from him: If I knew where I was going to die, I’d never go there!
Do the voices in my head bother you?
Have you heard about the merger of FedEx and UPS?
Sure enough. They are going to call the new venture FedUPS
Oops, I misread the question, so, never mind. lol
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
Isn’t it better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and confirm it?
Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? (I think that one is George Carlin.)
Is one cow spying on another cow called a steak out?
Are cows without legs called ground beef?
How does the person who drives the snow plow get to work?
@Scooby I’ve been trying, but I’m sorry, I don’t get it.
Yeah, yeah…., I’m still single…..., my parents in law couldn’t conceive.
If you like it then you better put a ring on it?
Does Call Of Honor: Modern Warfare 3 have an add-on pack where you can play as either the cops or the protesters in Evict The Occupiers: Oakland!
@Poser; I didn’t ge it either.
@Poser, well. if he was drunk he might have been wearing bear goggles & picked up a fat bird, chick; got hooked up with a larger lady :-/
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