How to become a billionaire FAST! – By: Jolly P. Trickalory.
Day 1: Take all your things, such as car, xbox, clothes, old toys and anything else, and go sell it. Your aim is to raise 2500 bucks. Remember you are going to need at least the clothes you are wearing and a place to sleep, so don’t sell absolutely everything.
Day 2: Take the 2500 bucks down to a bad part of town, and get your hands on 100 grams of cocaine, you then want to cut that nasty stuff with baking soda or something else, to bulk it up to 150 grams or so. Go out, and sell the cocaine at 80 bucks a gram to tourists and party goers. At the end you should have about 12,000.00.
Day 3: Take 10,000.00 of your total and use it to buy two female sex slaves, so you can open up a brothel. While you wait for them to be delivered, take the 2,000.00 bucks you still have left, and go do two more cocaine runs, the first at 150 grams, the next at 250.
Day 4: You should now have around about 25,000.00 and two sex slaves that you had shipped in. You are going to want to hire some muscle, take 5,000 bucks and hire some goons. You will want some of them to pedal coke for you, while other take care of the slaves and run the brother, while you take the other 20k, and go do a big cocaine run.
Day 5: You now have about 100k, you are going to want to use half of that to set up a loan sharking business, have your goons start forcing loans on people, and going round to collect. the other 50k you will want to use on a giant coke run.
Day 6: You should now have around a million bucks, and are going to want to look in to setting up your casino, peel off a bit of money and hire more goons. Get them to set up a few underground gaming halls across town, and make sure you don’t forget to tell them to shift the odds in the houses favor. This is also probably a good time to get other goons in to gun running and body packing heroin, cocaine is all well and good, but you are going to want to expand.
Day 7: You should now just have collected about 28 million bucks, you are going to want to take this to the casino and bet it as 36 to 1 odds on the roulette table on 18 black. When 18 black lands on the wheel, you will have just over a billion dollars. Should you fail, keep repeating the process each day with the money you are making from selling people drugs and guns. At some point in the next 36 days, you should be cashing in that billion.
Enjoy your week, and don’t forget to let us know how you do… Good Luck!