(NSFW) Is there a question about 'intimate relations' you wanted to know but were afraid to ask?

Ummmm……if a guy has sex with a woman and allows her to boink him anally with a strapon, I wonder what in the hell he gets out of it?

@Hyprocrisy_Central I was wondering what the hell SHE gets out of it.

I don’t get “strap ons” at all!

“What’s the highest voltage cattle prod that’s safe to use?”

Yikes, I hope someone will help me answer these tough ones!

I’m afraid to tell even on here lol.

@EmptyNest @Narl The allure of the strap-on is two fold: One, depending upon where it’s positioned, it can rub your genitals, especially your clit. Two, it’s the same allure of being in power, of being in control, of having an external sexuality, of being the penetrator, that men have when they penetrate a woman with anything other than their penis. It’s a huge mental turn-on, a literal mind-fuck, if you will. After all, the brain is the biggest sexual organ. And @Hypocrisy_Central, he gets anal sex, complete with prostate stimulation, which is comparable to the female G-spot as an erogenous zone.

@HungryGuy You know, I’m a bit surprised that a guy like you doesn’t have 17 different ‘safe BDSM’ manuals on his bookshelf answer just that question ;P.

@Narl Honestly, I would love to boink a guy with a strap on, anally. I just don’t think my BF would agree to it. The next time we have sex I’m just chaining him to something and doing everything myself. I just don’t like him doing it all, you know. It’s getting old. I want to be the one who turns him on, I want to be the one who decides what and where I want it. I don’t necessarily get turned on when he does, etc.. I want it to be MY entire thing

@HungryGuy I like your way of thinking.. Where might one attain a cattle prod?

I have a lifetime of sexual experience and now I am, joyfully, in Men-O-Pause!

I have consciously chosen to opt out of the dating pool the last few years and into the turbo jets in my hot tub.

My joke, alas… they don’t speak philosophy very well but, no man alive can compete with the turbo jets, and, they are extremely low maintenance!

I did just have an ex boyfriend from about 8 years ago come a’ courtin’ again recently, apparently his memories of our relationship and sexuality are in the top 3 of his lifetime.

Yeah, flattery will get you nowhere these days. lololol

@thesparrow – Cattle Prods

Fun fact: you can cut the tip off, and attach it to a metallic dildo.

Okay, I’ve got a real question: why do some people enjoy “fecal play”? I mean, what’s the turn-on in someone shitting on you, or the turn-on in you shitting on someone else? I don’t get it. I’ve never gotten it. I just think it’s dangerously unsanitary and disgusting.

I suppose I have always wondered how often there is contact with poop during anal.