Take a look at the topics on your profile...

I used to have a handful of fun/entertaining ones, but they seem to have vanished.

Currently, the first one that shows is: “a question with no tomfoolery whatsoever”.

Me too. I think we’ve just brought this question to tomfoolery status.

grr. NO TOMFOOLERY YOU GUYS. This is serious.

Fun topics are not allowed. They “muck up the search algorithms” according to Fluther staff.

So here’s what I’ve got:

animal husbandry
bad things
cats who sneeze.
clingy garments
its like the itch that you can’t scratch god somebody help me
kumquats
seahorse porn
You knew I was a geek when we met

@FutureMemory Who said anything about fun? This is serious.

Clingy garmets is my favorite.

But you don’t suspect, if we publicly admit what topics we have, we will be forcing the mod staff to get rid of them?

These are serious topics.

Besides, “seahorse porn” is one of Tim’s.

I haven’t looked at my topics in a long time. All the best ones I used to have are now banished out of existence. Damn you, topic editors!

Not even anything random? Le sigh.

Nothing. Even “repulsive fetishes” and “Imma kick yo’ ass, erich!” are gone.

Perhaps I have doomed my own. Have mercy mods!

Imma kick yo’ ass, erich! was such a fun question too.

psst… Future always has the best tags… just saying

I have nothing odd on my list. I’ll make another:
cakes that have slanted tops despite all my efforts to make them otherwise
High satin heels with rhinestone buckles
hidden gems
sour apples
goofy impressions
go thither eyes
rhubarb
climactic overflow

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Yeah, I pretty much kick ass for a living.

<high five>

I do have one good random one, but I’m afraid that mentioning it will lead to it’s demise

I’ve got wood.

Bummer, no topics to show you.

Yeah – collected the funny ones for a while – and tried my hand at some. The topic mods zap ‘em quick. They’ve only left Darth Vader and a couple of others, but the really funny ones are goners.

All of my most oddball ones have been moderated, but I can still see them as a mod.

These include:

Vintage ephemera
a bunch of esoteric pseudo-intellectual bullshit nobody cares about
Militaria

and

young adult fiction writing

nekked pancake parties

Manic killing spree used to be one of my topics but it seems to have gone.

These answers are making me sad.

@dappled_leaves My wood too? ;-)

a bunch of esoteric pseudo-intellectual bullshit nobody cares about

The removal of this one was criminal!

Kumquats.

@rebbel No, your wood made me laugh. I’m sorry.

@dappled_leaves I am glad it did ;-)

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard a bunch of esoteric pseudo-intellectual bullshit nobody cares about

I remmeber that lol.

My topics don’t contain anything weird or oddball, at least not to me. They’re all interests or places I’ve lived, since other than adding a few, I never upgraded since the Twitter invasion. I did have ’‘under a stairwell’’, but for some reason, it’s gone. I wonder what happened to it.

@Symbeline “under a stairwell” is a beautiful one.

@zensky asked about topics a while ago and it inspired me to go mad and add some silly things. Barbie, Ridiculousness, Darth Vader. When I notice crazy topics, I add them now.

@fundevogel, you have some truly fabulous topics. I stole some of them.

@Bellatrix That’s what I do. You should see DrBill’s.

Whoa. There should be an award for that.

What’s more impressive is I think @johnpowell has his comments indexed. I don’t know how he does it, but it sure would be handy when you’re trying to track down “that one exchange about alpacas”.