Can you come up with an odd new simile?
It’s cold outside today. How cold? The UPS dude was moving like a centipede in heat! That’s how cold it was.
You know. Something a little different—that you haven’t heard before.
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It was so cold, hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs.
That centipede was moving fast! As fast as the UPS guy in brown shorts on a very cold morning!
I’m as unlucky as a homeless man kicked out of an OWS protester’s tent.
The truth was as sugar-coated as a peanut soaked in syrup, rolled in sugar and dusted with icing.
My 4-year-old told me yesterday: “You worked as long as a potato sandwich”
(Not sure what he meant, but it was memorable)
It will be impossible to find, like looking for a needle at a porcupine conference.
He’s as speechless as Rick Perry in a debate.
He’s as clueless as Rick Perry in a debate.
He’s as humorous as Rick Perry in a debate.
He talks like Rick Perry debates.
Rick Perry debates like a redneck pump jack on a lunch break.
Her outfit was like a tweet, hardly even covering the essentials.
Although having her along wasn’t essential, he did find it comforting, like a breakfast burrito on the way to work.
Expect the party to be like a tweet, with a maximum of 140 characters.
His suggestion was like Steve Jobs: brilliant, but stone cold dead.
My grandmother’s Sprigerlie cookies, fresh out of the oven, were as hard as the same cookies three weeks later.
This isn’t fair to my grandmother ( rest her soul) or to the cookies . . . I’ll think again
@zensky It’s only smart when it stings.
He knew it was well intended, but he received it like a hug from Sandusky.
We were packed in the car like rounds in a clip.
From a former student- it’s slicker than a frozen loogie out there.
It’s so dark out that I could probably find my way easier in Satan’s asshole, after he was locked into a windowless oven.
That concrete we poured for the patio last week has set up harder than a wedding dick.
@picante
dude, rick is one of our own. Even if he does spell his name with a silent “P”.
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