What are your favorite NSFW songs?

I love these guys, Solo. This has to to be one of my favorite sexy songs, we’ll start with this one: :-)

Where Do Want Me to Put It

The Murmurs You Suck. If the love songy lyrics don’t suck her in and then tweak her with the lyrics the outfits they wear in the vid will. edit: sorry…the vid bleeps the appropriate word. Lyrics for your edification:

No one hurt my fragile little mind right now
It’s tangled up and don’t you know
The pussycat in me is curling up right now
But I’ll bloom from the inside out
CHORUS:
But right now there’s dust on my guitar you fuck
And it’s all your fault
You paralyze my mind and for that you suck oh ho oh ho
Freedom’s on my list today and I’m feeling pissed
But my timeless thoughts and ageless mind
Won’t let you get away (let you get away)
And your guilty little conscience won’t either
CHORUS:
But right now there’s dust on my guitar you fuck
And it’s all your fault
You paralyze my mind and for that you suck Oh ho oh ho
We all take risks we all fall hard
But you you went too far
And I’m to plush for your pathetic digs
And you’re the only one you’ll scar
CHORUS:
But right now there’s dust on my guitar you fuck
And it’s all your fault
You paralyze my mind and for that you suck
And for that you suck oh ho oh ho
Oh ho oh ho
Oh ho oh h

Forgive me…..the above is probably too tame but I am too lazy to freakin delete it.

Sit On My Face

Fuck you lol

Pee Po, Belly Bum, Drawers

Example: “Christopher Robin meets Fanny Hill.” (The clever music and creative two-part harmony makes this sound funnier than you might think.)

This is a song by my two favorite British singers/performers/...Michael Flanders and Donald Swann. They wrote and performed in “At the Drop of a Hat” and “At the Drop of Another Hat.”

Brown chicken, brown cow.

@WillWorkForChocolate mentioned my favorite, so I will go with the Dead Kennedy’s Too Drunk To Fuck.

If I am feeling like snorting cocaine surrounded by hookers
If I feel like pondering previous relationships
If I am about to dance fight
For long road trips across the desert
For the bedroom
For driving around without the seat belts on

20 Fingers.
and NIN, of course.

My song is so tame! I will have to come up with something better.

This is a fun song about murder and necrophilia. That should qualify.

Prince’s Insatiable

It’s tame compared to most, but still NSFW!

Chemicals
Violent Pornography
Fuck You
A.D.I.D.A.S.
No. 5
Everywhere I Go
Christmas in Hollywood
Turn Off the Lights
Scene for Dummies (especially the last five words)
California
Why? Where? What? (WARNING: NSFW)
Noose & Nail (Just offensive to those who are religious)
Zombie Prostitute
Cigaro
Psycho
Bounce

… And that’s all for now.

Fuck the Pain Away, by Peaches.

Excellent picks, some of them remind me of others.

@Aethelflaed I love old-timey songs about sex: Let’s Do It

@judochop : Lowbrow. Just how I like it. I’d been meaning to check out Shellac.
A few cheap songs for you: Girls LGBNF and Now You’re a Man

@ANef_is_Enuf You totally nailed the spirit of this question. A Month Dead and End of the Line

@King_Pariah I think it’s safe everything here is NSFW. Give me a little time to get through your bounty. In the mean time kick it old school.

@vine Peaches can definitely be relied on for sexiness. Have you heard You Stick It In Me or Kiss & Swallow by IAMX?

@fundevogel I love Let’s Do It…

Double Team and Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D.

(Fuck Her Gently is my fave of the two)

@Aethelflaed Do you know any of Coward’s other songs? He’s got some corkers.

@fundevogel I do not – suggestions?

@Aethelflaed Noel Coward! He’s pretty work safe but still hilarious.

Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Don’t Let’s Be Beastly to the Germans
What’s Going to Happen to the Tots

There’s also Mrs. Worthington but I couldn’t find video of Coward singing it.

My current favorite has been mentioned (Fuck You), so I’ll go with a funny one: Bette Midler singing Otto Titsling.

She Bop by Cindy Lauper and Universal Pussy by Chicks on Speed.

I like a number of Frenzal Rhomb songs such as All your friends

Another nice one for those people you really want to leave your presence. No you can’t move into my house

I have sent recordings of this band’s music to a person I felt deserved such tunes.

@Aethelflaed Wow, I’m afraid the lyrics to She Bop went right over my head in the 80s! Even the video is subtle enough that if you don’t know what you’re looking for… you’re probably not going to see it, lol.

@fundevogel: You’re my kind of guy. I have always believed that subtle beats blatant and a hint of a stocking was something more shocking than what my guys called “split beaver (and actually named a rock climbing ascent for…this name is still in the Rock Climbing Guide to the Adirondacks.

Sy Borg a song about sexual gratification through the use of machines.

@flutherother Is that Woody Allen as a robot?

Hmm, @King_Pariah likes em aggressive. To my cardio playlist!

Kill Us All – Twista
I Don’t Hate You – Plan B
Bale Out – RevoLucian’s remix of Christian Bale going apeshit
Lay Low – Snoop Dog

@gailcalled I like both, the subtle allusion or perversion and the sledgehammer. Though I adore subtlety for creating interesting conflicts between tone and content. One of my favorites is Suddenly. lyrics

@linguaphile Yes, it’s from Sleeper.

@flutherother: I’ll still avoid sledgehammer (it gives me a headache) but appreciate your range of taste.

Anything Zappa. Oh yes.

Bobby Brown, e.g.

Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin’ sharp ‘n I’m
Actin’ cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work ‘n maybe later I’ll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
An’ I’m a handsome sonofabitch
I’m gonna get a good job ‘n be real rich
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)

Women’s Liberation
Came creepin’ across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
(P.U.)
But now I smell like Vaseline
An’ I’m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady . . . I don’t know which
(I wonder wonder, wonder wonder)

So I went out ‘n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Got a job doin’ radio promo
An’ none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo
Eventually me ‘n a friend
Sorta of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
‘Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin’, “Thank you, Fred!”
Oh God, Oh God, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I’m a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I’m goin’ down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I’m goin’ down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I’m goin’ down

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