If for whatever reason, Fluther closes shop, who could be the last jelly standing?

it should be pretty much illegal to say such things…Fluther can’t close…it just can’t

@nebule A police officer just showed up to arrest me, saying he’s a jelly. : )

:-) I’d like to be the last one standing but then I’m not very consistent lately so I’d probably turn up and everyone would be gone like walking into a derelict house, I would be…devastated. Hence why I’m here now…making more of an effort!!

It would be Augie who would turn the lights out and shut the door.

Lisa

@marinelife That reminded me of the last episode of Cheers. Sad.

@chyna But not gonna happen!

I’m guessing Auggie would hear the silence and know that something’s wrong.

It wouldn’t be me. I am the weakest link.

I would bet on Augustlan. I visualized her laughing maniacally not having to deal with my frequent spelling and punctuation errors.

It will be zen_42.

I’ve been called the last one standing before; I can do it again.

I agree it would be Augie.

Augie for sure, but I’d go down swinging.

Lisa. I would hold the door for her. Ryan would dick punch me on the way out.

Ironically enough, Bendrew?

Who pays the bills? Probably them.

I have to say, I think it would be my mom, Augustlan.

@chyna or the last episode of Seinfeld, but it would be Auggie, Ben, Andrew and Mr. Henry behind bars. ;)

It will be Zen in one of his many guises.

@Bellatrix @zen is @augustlan?!

No. Zen does Augustlan.

You wish lol.

Aren’t we playing the irregular auxiliary verb game?

I don’t even want to think about what’d happen but, perhaps Death Cab for Cutie summed it up best…I will follow you into the dark.

Not me, because I’m always seated when I Fluther. ;-)

Augustlan would protect the last legit Jellies and would fight a last stand against the Spammers…and Trolls…

@talljasperman I don’t think Auggie would have the beard though…..

I’ll leave when they pry Fluther from my cold, dead fingers. <POOF fade to black>