Anyone else distracted by the tiny package in this commercial?

No, but that commercial is incredibly stupid.

It’s just you.

<Hangs head>

<looks down> Wishes head could hang

I had to enlarge the screen and play several times to understand what you meant. <evil grin>
I think the water was probably cold.

Hangey HEAD ! ! !

Yes. Mostly because it’s Dolce & Gabbana, whom… you don’t exactly go to them for more realistic, varied, accepting images of men; they’re pretty much all about the stereotypical ideal. The other part is how small it is, it looks not just on the more realistic or even modest side, but tucked and taped. So confusing as to what’s going on there.

It made me look at a couple “near it” on Tube: like this one.

How cynical can you get? D and G are selling 6 new fragrances at once and just calling them numbers? Sheesh.

Looks fine to me.

Not distracting enough!

I wish a gigantic sea serpent would have popped up and laid down the law.

Wow that commercial is awful. Yes his package seems quite small…looks like a womans nether regions.

Yes, they could have dumped him, and the commercial would be 20 times better.

It’s David Gandy. The commercial doesn’t have to be good or make any sense. I know many women who drool over him though I’m not sure why. Personally, I don’t think he’s all that, but that’s just me. His tiny trunks don’t distract me : )