What is something you want to know about EVERY time it happens?

When a self-righteous politician criticizes a certain segment of the citizenry for practicing something and then it turns out he or she is doing the exact same thing, I would love to hear about it.

I like when my husband let’s me know he loved the lunch I made him. He almost always give me a report.

I want to know my flippin’ lab results from my doctor without delay. Don’t sit on my results for two weeks.

@mazingerz88 That’s a good one. Did you see the movie Outrage? I have always wanted to see it.

When a tree falls. You know the saying: “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”

@JLeslie That’s sweet about the lunch thingie. : ) Can’t say I have about The Outrage but checking Netflix instant play right now.

@mazingerz88 Yeah, like when Newt was cheating on his wife while also criticising Clinton for cheating on his. That’s gold…..

I would like to know every time a group of women decides they are so horny and charitable, that they will look for a lucky stranger to have group sex with. :P

@mazingerz88 It’s supposed to be about all the gay people in Washington, and the hypocrisy surrounding the topic. Let me know if it is good if you get to watch it. I don’t have netflix, and when it came out Blockbuster never had it. Well, my Blockbuster didn’t.

@JLeslie Ok will do.
@Blackberry Yeah on Newt…he is shrewd enough to be ready for that though. Been reading articles he already repented for all his shortcomings. And thanks for posting what should have been the second item on my list. Lol.

every time my son does something for the first time…up until he went to school, this happened often, but of course…now…who knows from one day to the next…but of course I can pretend when he does it for me it IS the first time regardless…

Stock market changes. Also precious metals fluctuations.

Every time someone writes in my questions. But then that’s what the inbox is for. So basically I’m good.

@Blackberry If there’s a place to add additional recipients please add my name to that notification RSS feed .

When a conservative Republican speaks the truth. Or doesn’t get exposed as a cheat.

I want to know when my children are hurt at school. Every time.

I want to know every time @Adirondackwannabe is fluthering naked. Now, where did I put that webcam hacking software?

Gossip.

@WillWorkForChocolate I usually fluther naked in the mornings, before I shower or shave with major funktitude. Still in?

You betcha. Dirty men can still be sexy.

@WillWorkForChocolate Ok, video at 11:00. (I have been on TV before.)

an earthquake, anywhere in the world.

This question made me think…I suppose if any of my close friends are pregnant or going through a milestone, I want to know about it…every time a state passes gay marriage…every time transgender rights are affirmed…any time a country legalizes a third sex or gender…any time indigenous people beat corporations…

The wife’s orgasms
The kid’s laughter
A leprechaun farting down a wishing well

- Someone I know dies.
– I’ll second @ucme on the wife thing
– I win the lottery
– I’m about to be shot at
– My football team scores
– so many more…

I would like to be immediately informed every time my penis falls off.

@Blondesjon Ummmm….. <points at the ground>

godammit! uh, thanks. this is always so awkward.

If someone is planning to murder me, that’s something I usually want to know.

Also, whenever any new zombie movies are coming out.

@Symbeline Not in that order ‘cause, um hello, priorities :)

@Simone_De_Beauvoir That’s right. Zombies I have to know. If someone’s trying to kill me, they’re gonna have to wait till my movie’s over lol.

Every major milestone or significant event of my daughters.
The rest I can deal with as it comes along. I don’t sweat the small stuff and most of life outside your four walls is small stuff.

Unsettling weather, storms, hurricanes, tornadoes, heavy rain, very high temperatures, very low temperatures, earthquakes, floods, sand storms, snow storms. You get the idea.
I always want to dress appropriately.